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[WillowLuman]

Except kobolds aren't named after yucky taint skin patches.

Finally! Something to use the mechanically seperatedkobold flesh for!

I've had quite a bit of "industrial waste" since implementing the kobold taxidermy policy.

Drink this beer. Drink it now.

you're awful hairy for a punctuation mark.

Really? I see myself as smooth.

oh i see, you're a kobold! wait a minute...

Nekronuke looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible.

HugoLuman tackled Nekronuke, bruising the back's muscle!
They collide and tumble backward!
HugoLuman latches on firmly!

We've got a mooder here! Get the jacket!

[wierd]

The game outright says goblins have rancid guts. Not edible.

Kobolds though? I think of them as something like an echidna, twisted into have pre-sentience. Eating one is about as tacky as eating a monkey, but with less zoonotic risks. (They lay eggs, and are therefor a completely different genus.)

But damn do they make cute stuffed toys! Now with air bladder powered stabbing action, and pull chord gibberish!

[Broseph Stalin]

NO.
It's more an issue with desecrating the corpses of the dead than anything, but it's elven in suggestion. Dwarves aren't supposed to desecrate corpses (outside of the act of making them a corpse...), and neither are we. Only elves and goblins desecrate corpses, even if the goblins only impale them or hang them from a saquaro. Corpse desecration is an elfy or otherwise evil thing that even we should not sink to. Entomb/incinerate the dead, or at the very least elave them to rot in peace, even if it's not cannibalism to eat capybara men/women due to the species difference.

The entire idea is that Bay12 is the Mountainhomes, if we decide what's right and wrong how could we go anywhere except sociopath pragmatism?

[Corai]

Except kobolds aren't named after yucky taint skin patches.

Finally! Something to use the mechanically seperatedkobold flesh for!

I've had quite a bit of "industrial waste" since implementing the kobold taxidermy policy.

Drink this beer. Drink it now.

you're awful hairy for a punctuation mark.

Really? I see myself as smooth.

oh i see, you're a kobold! wait a minute...

Nekronuke looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible.

HugoLuman tackled Nekronuke, bruising the back's muscle!
They collide and tumble backward!
HugoLuman latches on firmly!

We've got a mooder here! Get the jacket!

The kobold is hiding in a dark corner, rolling back and forth hugging his dagger.


The laughing.....the laughing..........

[Eric Blank]

I just realized; what if kobolds are actually stunted elves/gobbos (or a hybrid) that became outcasts from society, then met up and bred a degenerate race with inborn cancer of the speech center of the brain? Which is why they can't talk?

The inability to communicate would definitely be the major cause of their "lack of intellect." Even if they were tiny geniuses, the lack of communiction would make it impossible for them to ever accomplish/learn anything significant, or properly display their genius. Communication is vital to human beings.

Of course they could just be morons with completely untreatable, severe ADHD like nothing a human is ever capable of.

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

[Corai]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Broseph Stalin]

Goblins are far to violent for us to loose that trait, so by that were probably elves.



....................MASS SUICIDE!

Elves don't steal. Maybe Kobolds think that treasure is children? That's why they die in worldgen, they keep trying to have sex with stolen socks.

[WillowLuman]

It's okay Corai, he can't hurt you. We'll get him to calm down.

NINJA'd 3 times!

[wierd]

Lavish!? Kobolds are so small, you would have to make a "turkoben" or something.

(Turkey stuffed with kobold stuffed with chicken)

Only way to make it lavish.

[Corai]

Goblins are far to violent for us to loose that trait, so by that were probably elves.



....................MASS SUICIDE!

Elves don't steal. Maybe Kobolds think that treasure is children? That's why they die in worldgen, they keep trying to have sex with stolen socks.

Nigh-anyone will steal if the outlook is grim.


Were probably just pessimistic.

Or just out-right stupid.

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Nekronuke becomes enraged!
The spinning +Meat Cleaver+ pins Corai to the wall by his Left Sock!

[Corai]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Nekronuke becomes enraged!
The spinning +Meat Cleaver+ pins Corai to the wall by his Left Sock!

...Why didnt you just kill the guy on top of you with that?

[wierd]

*sniff*

Mmmm.. smells good!  Is that a delightful sunshine bisque I smell?

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Nekronuke becomes enraged!
The spinning +Meat Cleaver+ pins Corai to the wall by his Left Sock!

...Why didnt you just kill the guy on top of you with that?

Because you must be soup, of course.