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[Corai]

I'm afraid that only elves will eat it little kobold....

(Pat pat)

Needs to be fresh delicious kitten, puppy, or cow. Dwarves have eat sapient:unthinkable.

Now, if you had "super giant kudzu vines from a savage evil biome for sale! Spread in elven retreats for the lulz!", now you're talkin.

I thought bonemeal makes stuff grow. I didnt know it was edible.

Oh god....

All I know of bonemeal is that it has marrow, which is apparently good for nutrients.

I assumed that it would help stuff grow.

[Talvieno]

I knew it could be used in food... lol

[Broseph Stalin]

All I know of bonemeal is that it has marrow, which is apparently good for nutrients.

I assumed that it would help stuff grow.

It does help stuff grow. Stuff like people. Mad Cow disease actually came from feeding cows the ground up bones because the suffering makes them more tender.

[Corai]

All I know of bonemeal is that it has marrow, which is apparently good for nutrients.

I assumed that it would help stuff grow.

It does help stuff grow. Stuff like people. Mad Cow disease actually came from feeding cows the ground up bones because the suffering makes them more tender.

.....brb


Okay plump helmet....eat the bones.....eat it and give the dwarves mad mushroom disease....eat it......

[Broseph Stalin]

.....brb


Okay plump helmet....eat the bones.....eat it and give the dwarves mad mushroom disease....eat it......

Actually the problem was the cannibalism not the bones, if you eat human flesh you get Kuru which is the same basic thing. You could give the plump helmets plump helmet man flesh.

[wierd]

Silly kobold... it works like this!

scrapie sheep->mad cows->CJD dwarves

In that order.

So, you need to feed bessy ground up bits of lambchop, then have dwarves eat bessy's neural tissues.

Not that stumbling, berzerk dwarves are all that abnormal anyway...

[Corai]

.....brb


Okay plump helmet....eat the bones.....eat it and give the dwarves mad mushroom disease....eat it......

Actually the problem was the cannibalism not the bones, if you eat human flesh you get Kuru which is the same basic thing. You could give the plump helmets plump helmet man flesh.

Thank you.


Dwarves cancel live: Infected with Mad Mushroom disease.

[nekronuke]

i used that elven bonemeal on my jalapenos... all i got were ghost chilis...





they haunt my room and make my food taste like burning

[Cellmonk]

.....brb


Okay plump helmet....eat the bones.....eat it and give the dwarves mad mushroom disease....eat it......

Actually the problem was the cannibalism not the bones, if you eat human flesh you get Kuru which is the same basic thing. You could give the plump helmets plump helmet man flesh.

Although, since the elves cannibalize a lot, they probably have a lot of flesh diseases going around. One might be able to make the disease jump to plump helmet men easier by feeding them both elf flesh and their brethren, since they might at the moment lack a disease of the sort needed.

[Broseph Stalin]

Speaking of plump helmet man where are we on the eating and making crafts out of sentients? I mean most of them don't even have faces I could totally eat a capybara man.

[KodKod]

Mmm, delicious sentients.  I’d probably avoid human or dwarf for various reasons , but I see no problem feasting upon elf-flesh.

[Corai]

I call a meeting.



EATING OF SENIENTS? YES OR HELL YES?

Mmm, delicious sentients.  I’d probably avoid human or dwarf for various reasons , but I see no problem feasting upon elf-flesh.

Do we get to go excint hunt them?

[wierd]

I don't know.. but I would be sorely tempted to trap a giant sponge man in a rectangular mold, then put khaki pants and a white dress shirt on it.

Being a sponge, the only thing it could feel would be anger though.

[Broseph Stalin]

Now that I think about it Kobolds have no real traditional humanoid features, eating them is really no different than eating crundle.

[Corai]

Now that I think about it Kobolds have no real traditional humanoid features, eating them is really no different than eating crundle.

We make 37% of all your profits through stealing your enemies stuff, which also weakens them. Dont you go eating my kobolds.