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[Corai]

All the ingame desc says about them is "A small, squat humanoid with large pointy ears and yellow glowing eyes."
Their skin is always brown, and their eyes are always yellow. Muzzles (dog or lizard-like) are open to interpretation. Though they do lay eggs.

I don't want to derail this thread into a kobold appearance debate, though.

You may be too late. Everyone to the bunkers.

[Spinal_Taper]

I, am chaotic neutral good. I want to empower the individual, and I help others when I can, but not at my own expense. And back to the first topic.

A lone migrant has arrived despite the danger!

[wierd]

Lays eggs probably means they are monotremes. (Warm blooded milk producing animals with cloacae and which lay eggs.) This includes things like the echidna, which also lays eggs, and looks like a porcupine.

I imagine a short (2-3ft tall tops) creature with spindly caniform legs, doggy pointy ears, a very short knob tail, very short brown body fur, and yellow glowing eyes.

Doesn't have nipples, and secretes milk from "patches" of skin, where it gets whicked by the short fur, as per monotremes.

I envision them as a cross between a rat warren, Fraggles, and mischevious pixies, with features of lovecraft's ghouls. (See pickman's model, for a literary description.)

[Corai]

SHUT UP, SHUT UP NOW BEFORE WE DERAIL.

[wierd]

Lol!

(So says the local resident vermin...)

[Corai]

Your the vermins, you destroy natural art.

You deface the surface, but only elves care.

You unleash untold horrors onto the world.

You dig what was never to be dug, defiling your gods.

YOUR BEARDS ARE SENIENT, DEFAQ?


Edit: And your kings, there insane. Oh what that freak did to my sister......oh god...........I can never unsee that.

[WillowLuman]

Your the vermins, you destroy natural art.

You deface the surface, but only elves care.

You unleash untold horrors onto the world.

You dig what was never to be dug, defiling your gods.

YOUR BEARDS ARE SENIENT, DEFAQ?


Edit: And your kings, there insane. Oh what that freak did to my sister......oh god...........I can never unsee that.

And maybe one day Dwarves will give a crap about kobolds if one of them goes down to the HFS and steals something from it.

[Corai]

Your the vermins, you destroy natural art.

You deface the surface, but only elves care.

You unleash untold horrors onto the world.

You dig what was never to be dug, defiling your gods.

YOUR BEARDS ARE SENIENT, DEFAQ?


Edit: And your kings, there insane. Oh what that freak did to my sister......oh god...........I can never unsee that.

And maybe one day Dwarves will give a crap about kobolds if one of them goes down to the HFS and steals something from it.

Maybe if YOU DIDNT KILL US WE COULD REACH IT!

[Spinal_Taper]

Your the vermins, you destroy natural art.

You deface the surface, but only elves care.

You unleash untold horrors onto the world.

You dig what was never to be dug, defiling your gods.

YOUR BEARDS ARE SENIENT, DEFAQ?


Edit: And your kings, there insane. Oh what that freak did to my sister......oh god...........I can never unsee that.

Oh god, not that topic. BACK ON THE RAILS PEOPLE! BEFORE THE MEMORIES RESURFACE!

[Corai]

Your the vermins, you destroy natural art.

You deface the surface, but only elves care.

You unleash untold horrors onto the world.

You dig what was never to be dug, defiling your gods.

YOUR BEARDS ARE SENIENT, DEFAQ?


Edit: And your kings, there insane. Oh what that freak did to my sister......oh god...........I can never unsee that.

Oh god, not that topic. BACK ON THE RAILS PEOPLE! BEFORE THE MEMORIES RESURFACE!

Trololololo-Wait I mean

Kobkobkobmobkobkobkob.

[Cellmonk]

speaking of monotremes, I always thought kangaroos were badass. never knew kangaroos laid eggs though. I always thought they were birthed as little guys and crawled up to a pouch to suck on a nipple. how wrong I was.

I think this guy is me

[WillowLuman]

speaking of monotremes, I always thought kangaroos were badass. never knew kangaroos laid eggs though. I always thought they were birthed as little guys and crawled up to a pouch to suck on a nipple. how wrong I was.

I think this guy is me

Kangaroos are marsupials...
They don't lay eggs, they just develop the fetus in their pouch instead of in a placenta

[Corai]

SOMEONE PUT THIS BACK ON THE RAILS.





I vote we go on goblin-genocide!

[wierd]

(Resists temptation..... fails saving throw)

I thought you were trying to "use your spear" on him corai........

He said he misses you, and that he has a nice warm cage waiting if you ever decide to come back......

[WillowLuman]

SOMEONE PUT THIS BACK ON THE RAILS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsvwBkVdKw