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[Corai]

We need to invent Mountain Dew if im gonna stay sane.


Nothings cuter then a insane kobold, but still.

[Orky_Boss]

We need to invent Mountain Dew if im gonna stay sane.


Nothings cuter then a insane kobold, but still.

Orky_Boss Hacks the head of Corai The Kobold, and the severed limb sails in an ark!

"What? It's not like we can invent a drink on the spot... how would we even make fizzy water that in medieval times? Besides, I need some bones for this idea I have..."

*grabs kobold bones and heads back to the metalsmith forge*

[WillowLuman]

We need to invent Mountain Dew if im gonna stay sane.


Nothings cuter then a insane kobold, but still.

What about a Kobold with a horse skull on it's head?

[Corai]

Hmmm, my loimb is missing.



Heh, one less loimb. I'll live. And are you making a Senient Creature Trophy? Thats against dwarven morales!

[Fen]

Hmmm, my loimb is missing.



Heh, one less loimb. I'll live. And are you making a Senient Creature Trophy? Thats against dwarven morales!

Unfortunately the 12th Bay has no morals. Sentient creature trophies for EVERYBODY!
Then we all claim each other to be vampires and tantrum spiral.

[Splint]

I'm fond of skull taking, so I pretty much break dwarven morals all the time.

[KodKod]

Ugh. Taking skulls as trophies is so... machismo. What's next, are you planning on turning them into a cup and drinking beer out of them whilst singing rowdy songs?

I'd much rather take finger nails. Whole ones, of course, excruciatingly ripped right out of a living victim's fingers with a pair of pliers.

[Corai]

DEFAQ HAPPENED TO THE SITE? It was down for awhile.




KodKod, did you launch a attack on Toady to claim control over all of us.

[Splint]

Nah. I just like skulls for some reason. Besides, I can't drink anything out of something with a hole through both sides of it. I'd probably just put them in a chest with thier owner's name under it.

[Corai]

Nah. I just like skulls for some reason. Besides, I can't drink anything out of something with a hole through both sides of it. I'd probably just put them in a chest with thier owner's name under it.

Kobolds start running around screaming, several trying to claw at the ground to hide in a hidey-hole.

[Splint]

I don't take most kobold skulls. Kobold leaders though....

[Corai]

I don't take most kobold skulls. Kobold leaders though....

Taps a kobolds shoulder.

Kobold: ?

HES THE LEADER OF THE TRIBE, SEE I DONT HAVE A HAT.

Kobold: !

[RAKninja]

thats all the kobolds really want, really.  just a respectable hat.

perhaps we can set up a clothing industry and supply passing kobolds with hats.

[Corai]

thats all the kobolds really want, really.  just a respectable hat.

perhaps we can set up a clothing industry and supply passing kobolds with hats.

Yes. I would like that. Very much.

[KodKod]

I'm afraid that there is a hat monopoly on these forums.