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[wierd]

Snackrifice?!

That's what my killer confections are for!

We offer a fine selection of deadly delights and ghastly gastronomies! Which of my fabulous items can I mark you down for, tiny sir?

[Corai]

Snackrifice?!

That's what my killer confections are for!

We offer a fine selection of deadly delights and ghastly gastronomies! Which of my fabulous items can I mark you down for, tiny sir?

.....*touch*






Moments later


OH GOD THE ACID, IT HURTS, OH MY FREAKING KOBOLD, IT BURNS SO MUCH! OH GOD!!

[wierd]

Don't be so melodramatic little one!

That was a FoxGlove Fondant!

It's just OOZING with digitalis extract! 

I KNEW you wouldnt be able to resist the bright colors of the fondant! Dont worry, the nausea and blurred vision are supposed to happen! Now, just sit back, relax, and let the digitalis just relax you to death.....

[Corai]

Don't be so melodramatic little one!

That was a FoxGlove Fondant!

It's just OOZING with digitalis extract! 

I KNEW you wouldnt be able to resist the bright colors of the fondant! Dont worry, the nausea and blurred vision are supposed to happen! Now, just sit back, relax, and let the digitalis just relax you to death.....

Im okay now. My right hand is going to be worthless for 3-4 days but im oka-OH A RABBIT!


Kobold cancels hunt, mauled by bunny

[Talvieno]

In retrospect, a miner was probably the worst job I could've chosen.

[Dr.Propz]

In retrospect, a miner was probably the worst job I could've chosen.

No no, that would have been a lye maker. At least as a miner most people would try to keep you alive. As a lye maker? Ridiculed and shunned

[WillowLuman]

In retrospect, a miner was probably the worst job I could've chosen.

No no, that would have been a lye maker. At least as a miner most people would try to keep you alive. As a lye maker? Ridiculed and shunned

You ever gotten lye on your soft tissue? Let me tell you, I never want to experience that again.

[Corai]

A kobold runs into the meeting area with a paper


HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?


GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS


OKAY FINE THIS IS WHAT!



IM THE NEW DOCTOR, ISNT THAT WONDERFUL!


....How do I hold a surgical knife :3

[Dr.Propz]

In retrospect, a miner was probably the worst job I could've chosen.

No no, that would have been a lye maker. At least as a miner most people would try to keep you alive. As a lye maker? Ridiculed and shunned

You ever gotten lye on your soft tissue? Let me tell you, I never want to experience that again.

No I have not, but I googled it and it looks nasty. All the more reason why you shouldn't be a lye maker

[Talvieno]

In retrospect, a miner was probably the worst job I could've chosen.

No no, that would have been a lye maker. At least as a miner most people would try to keep you alive. As a lye maker? Ridiculed and shunned

True, but think of the workload.  I can't imagine Bay12ers demanding anything less than the very highest quality rooms, laboratories, balconies, cathedrals, temples, etc. And with (realistically) 250+ (more, really) people dumped on a mountainside at once, I'd be really, really busy - for quite a while. And always getting nagged about how I'm not going fast enough. I mean, sure - it'd be fun. I'd have a pretty good measure of power over what happened, and I'd rank higher in society than dye makers and some other professions. But still. I wouldn't mind having a day off every now and then. But you make a good point. It's not the best, but it's not the worst, either.

[Eric Blank]

But still. I wouldn't mind having a day off every now and then.

Eh, we'll just offer a set ratio of break time for everyone. As Head Stoneworker I would have to spend it managing construction projects.

And we'd have basic apartments for everyone no doubt. Take forever to be able to offer any sort of dignified living space besides 5x5 meter rooms with domed ceilings. And if we send a vampire/Corai off to borrow/steal (respectively) a book with the secrets of life and death for us we'd be able to have an army of undead slaves to help do the crap jobs like mining and smoothing enormous areas. Just not the fun ones like engraving or masonry.

[Corai]

But still. I wouldn't mind having a day off every now and then.

Eh, we'll just offer a set ratio of break time for everyone. As Head Stoneworker I would have to spend it managing construction projects.

And we'd have basic apartments for everyone no doubt. Take forever to be able to offer any sort of dignified living space besides 5x5 meter rooms with domed ceilings. And if we send a vampire/Corai off to borrow/steal (respectively) a book with the secrets of life and death for us we'd be able to have an army of undead slaves to help do the crap jobs like mining and smoothing enormous areas. Just not the fun ones like engraving or masonry.

Send a vampire, I cant get through a tower with TEN zombies, even when candy-clad legendary +5 adventure vampire with full 16 followers.


Siege it instead.

[Eric Blank]

Vampires are undead, so you wouldn't need to worry about the zombies then. Necromancers are practically neighborly if you're a vampire.

[Corai]

Vampires are undead, so you wouldn't need to worry about the zombies then. Necromancers are practically neighborly if you're a vampire.

....Oh.


I just jotted down from memory of that attempt, probaly wasn't a vamp if your right.

[Talvieno]

But still. I wouldn't mind having a day off every now and then.

Eh, we'll just offer a set ratio of break time for everyone. As Head Stoneworker I would have to spend it managing construction projects.

And we'd have basic apartments for everyone no doubt. Take forever to be able to offer any sort of dignified living space besides 5x5 meter rooms with domed ceilings. And if we send a vampire/Corai off to borrow/steal (respectively) a book with the secrets of life and death for us we'd be able to have an army of undead slaves to help do the crap jobs like mining and smoothing enormous areas. Just not the fun ones like engraving or masonry.

Send a vampire, I cant get through a tower with TEN zombies, even when candy-clad legendary +5 adventure vampire with full 16 followers.

Play as a manamaid. Those things are brutal. I'll PM you a link if you'd like.