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[Eric Blank]

Hmm... given the current necessity for astronaughts to get a shitload of excercise in space to remain healthy, there ought to be electrical generators installed on any excercise equipment that has an axle and space to wrap wires around it.

This discussion also supports a previous statement about the DF community entering the medieval world of DF and instantly industrializing it, followed shortly by the majority of technologies we understand today.

The instant we hit the ground, I would begin designing something akin to Blitikus' flying machine in Kobold Quest II, using small dwarven water reactors to provide rotational energy for the props.

There would be no stopping us, if we had even the most basic of necessities to survive for the first month or so. The fact that virtually all DF players have an IQ over 100 makes us all the more powerful.

[Corai]

No kobolds on hamster wheels?


I hate this idea. 

[Splint]

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

[Corai]

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

......I DEMAND EVERYONE TREAT ME AS A AVERAGE HUMAN-BEING. KOBOLD.



There, now im just a smart kobold, not a god.

[KodKod]

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

I would rather be as a god due to giant space battleships.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But I suppose smarts is good too.

[WillowLuman]

And realizing the potential of our superior DNA, I would seek to remove the weaknesses that hold it back. Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition. Also we waste much energy on needs of the flesh. My improved humanity would have no legs and exist inside advanced travel machines to protect them and provide their physical needs. These machines could all be furnished with advanced weaponry and shields to further cement our superiority. As a precaution against those who foolishly cling to outdated views, they would have to be imbued with the desire to destroy all inferior races, since greatness would otherwise be at risk of tampering.

[Eric Blank]

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

I would rather be as a god due to giant space battleships.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But I suppose smarts is good too.

You'll get your giant space battleships. We'll ALL get a fleet of them. After we recover the secrets of life and death from a necromancer tower by sending in some vampire or something and all become immortal, then use our power and smarts to slaughter the goblins and elves and raise their corpses for our skeleton crews as well as the primary labor force. It wouldn't take long. 50 years maybe, just to conquer such a world with our revolutionary dwarven engineering and abuse of this new world's broken physics. Maybe a century or so after that to create the first vessel, powered by said abused physics. First the solar system for it's resources, then the universe for !!SCIENCE!!

[Corai]

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

I would rather be as a god due to giant space battleships.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But I suppose smarts is good too.

You'll get your giant space battleships. We'll ALL get a fleet of them. After we recover the secrets of life and death from a necromancer tower by sending in some vampire or something and all become immortal, then use our power and smarts to slaughter the goblins and elves and raise their corpses for our skeleton crews as well as the primary labor force. It wouldn't take long. 50 years maybe, just to conquer such a world with our revolutionary dwarven engineering and abuse of this new world's broken physics. Maybe a century or so after that to create the first vessel, powered by said abused physics. First the solar system for it's resources, then the universe for !!SCIENCE!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR.


Begins running on a hamster wheel.

[Eric Blank]

Yes, yes, yes... Yuo can have a hamster wheel to help power the main reactor. Just to get you out of the way...

[Crossroads Inc.]

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

I would rather be as a god due to giant space battleships.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But I suppose smarts is good too.

I MUST KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM!!!

[KodKod]

Yes, yes, yes... Yuo can have a hamster wheel to help power the main reactor. Just to get you out of the way...

I can't see how this would backfire in anyway.

A thief has stolen a ☼Life Support System☼.

______ has suffocated x200.

I MUST KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM!!!

Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion.

The delectable Coronata Titan of the Advent Loyalist faction, with the ability to mind control an entire planet.

[Corai]

Yes, yes, yes... Yuo can have a hamster wheel to help power the main reactor. Just to get you out of the way...

I can't see how this would backfire in anyway.

A thief has stolen a ☼Life Support System☼.

______ has suffocated x200.

Im not that stupid, im just as smart as the average forumer, I would never escape fast enough. Im content with hamster wheel and leftover chicken-bones and some turkey-blood.

[Eric Blank]

I dunno, I don't think a kobold could walk off with a life support system big enough to supply anything near as large as a star destroyer anyway, even if such a vessel utilized over a thousand of them. I suppose he could get stuck in the gears, though.

And if we all decided to become vampires to boost our awesomeness, we wouldn't need to breathe, so that's one less purpose the LS would serve.

[Corai]

I dunno, I don't think a kobold could walk off with a life support system big enough to supply anything near as large as a star destroyer anyway, even if such a vessel utilized over a thousand of them. I suppose he could get stuck in the gears, though.

And if we all decided to become vampires to boost our awesomeness, we wouldn't need to breathe, so that's one less purpose the LS would serve.

Noone to feed on, and my blood would be to salty from all the running to be drinkable.

[wierd]

A thief has stolen a rotational stabalizer!

Habitat bay 12's rotation is out of control!

Weird cancels create forum post, gravity exceeds 200g! x999