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[Corai]

*Phew* so it wasn't mine she thought she grabbed? Oh good. And, um, forget I mentioned that whole thing about me having such a machine.

IM A MALE-KOBOLD.


*gets a stool, stands on it, tries to slap, gets a bigger stool, tries to slap, gets a ladder, and finally slaps you*

The way you and king pervertbeard were carousing the other day, you could have fooled me!

I was trying to stab him with a spear.

[wierd]

*bemused look*

I bet you *were*.........

[Argonnek]

If I were to migrate to this fortress, I'd probably be...

Hm. I've made beer before, so a Dabbling Brewer, and I'm probably a Competent Cook. Otherwise... I dunno, student isn't a skill (generally speaking), so not much else.

As for my policy on Kobolds? Kill 'em. They steal my stuff! MURDER, BUTCHER, ROAST! Mmm, Kobold steaks.

[Fen]

Is that what they're calling it now? hmmm.

k

This is an engraving of a Kobold and a dwarf king. All engravedwarfship is of the highest carving. The Kobold is standing above the king. The Kobold is trying to stab the king with his "spear". The king is rejoicing.

I'm a horrible person.

[Corai]

Is that what they're calling it now? hmmm.

k

This is an engraving of a Kobold and a dwarf king. All engravedwarfship is of the highest carving. The Kobold is standing above the king. The Kobold is trying to stab the king with his "spear". The king is rejoicing.

I'm a horrible person.

....I need to learn how to use a bow......

[WillowLuman]

Is that what they're calling it now? hmmm.

k

This is an engraving of a Kobold and a dwarf king. All engravedwarfship is of the highest carving. The Kobold is standing above the king. The Kobold is trying to stab the king with his "spear". The king is rejoicing.

I'm a horrible person.

....I need to learn how to use a bow......

If you would only come to my crafting lessons...

[Corai]

Is that what they're calling it now? hmmm.

k

This is an engraving of a Kobold and a dwarf king. All engravedwarfship is of the highest carving. The Kobold is standing above the king. The Kobold is trying to stab the king with his "spear". The king is rejoicing.

I'm a horrible person.

....I need to learn how to use a bow......

If you would only come to my crafting lessons...

Fine, but im bringing my -oak large dagger- if you try to....not going there.

[wierd]

Is that what they're calling it now? hmmm.

k

This is an engraving of a Kobold and a dwarf king. All engravedwarfship is of the highest carving. The Kobold is standing above the king. The Kobold is trying to stab the king with his "spear". The king is rejoicing.

I'm a horrible person.

....I need to learn how to use a bow......

Did you release your tightly strung, readied missile deep into his supple, yeilding flesh? Did you drive it deep, or yes, so deep into his great and hairy body?

I bet you did..... I heard he misses you.  You should call him some time... write a letter.

[I am totally going to hell for this]

[WillowLuman]

Good. If you notice a small buzzing in your ear, ignore it. I'm certainly not trying to plant subliminal messages in your mind with high-frequency kittens.

[Corai]

Is that what they're calling it now? hmmm.

k

This is an engraving of a Kobold and a dwarf king. All engravedwarfship is of the highest carving. The Kobold is standing above the king. The Kobold is trying to stab the king with his "spear". The king is rejoicing.

I'm a horrible person.

....I need to learn how to use a bow......

Did you release your tightly strung, readied missile deep into his supple, yeilding flesh? Did you drive it deep, or yes, so deep into his great and hairy body?

I bet you did..... I heard he misses you.  You should call him some time... write a letter.

[I am totally going to hell for this]

God I love this forum. Even if im at the receiving end I love this forum.


And no, I did not.


-EDIT-


This is a engraving of the Kobold Corai and the dwarf Weird, the kobold is slapping the dwarf, the dwarf is laughing, this relates to the attempted-murder of the dwarve Weird in the year 2012.

[Loud Whispers]

And this is why we need to put poisons in the water. It's good for you, Gizogin told me so.

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman is drawing a kobold! HugoLuman applies the cursor to the kobold's head, giving it hair! Corai has become enraged!

[wierd]

Oh gawd.. I can't do this any more.. I am gonna throw up in my mouth I think... blahh!


(Is it wrong that I am cackleing like a madman while fighting back dry heaves at the same time?)

[Eric Blank]

[I amWe're all totally going to hell for [derailing] this [thread into yet another kobold rule 34 contest]]

THis.

[WillowLuman]

Well, kobolds aside, I must wonder: what are our plans on breaching the caverns?