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[Corai]

Random question to all.

If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?

With a steel warhammer?

Yes, just smash his pinky until its mush.

[KodKod]

Random question to all.
If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?
With a steel warhammer?

Them, and everyone else who may or may not have ever wronged me.

[Corai]

Random question to all.
If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?
With a steel warhammer?

Them, and everyone else who may or may not have ever wronged me.

The spinning large copper dagger strikes KodKod in the head, but it glances off!


...IT DIDNT WORK! RUN!


*Dozens of kobolds are seen running from assorted piles of weapons*

[Fen]

Random question to all.

If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?

With a steel warhammer?

...Yes. I would refrain from killing them, however. At worst, I would smash one of their knees 50 times. They'd never be able to walk properly again, short of becoming a legendary crutch-walker. It would be a hard, brutal job, and I would hate it very much, but if someone simply does not understand that we can't be committing crimes upon each-other, they must be punished, in a way they will not be forgetting.

[Koremu]

I'd be fairly safe.

I know, real life, how to work metal.

[Loud Whispers]

I know, real life, how to work metal.

*Oliolli looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!*
*Koremu has been struck down*

[Chagen46]

Firstly, massive booze production.
Secondly... we're not actually sure.  Once we're all hammered then nature will take its course.

Mind if I sig this?

[Talvieno]

Interesting responses. I feel that if I was put in such a situation, I would hate it to the very core of my being, standing there and hitting he who was my best friend repeatedly with the hammer, as he yelled in pain and begged for mercy. As the hammer broke his bones, I myself would flinch with every strike, and I would never forget it, nor forgive myself for it, even if it was a necessary act.

I asked because this happened during the next six months (what I'm writing up at the moment), and for some reason, our hammerer couldn't bring himself to punish the offender. Few people got any negative thoughts from the offender not being punished, either. The offender was immediately stricken by melancholy... which led to more things going wrong...

I'd be fairly safe.

I know, real life, how to work metal.

Trust me, Koremu... in The Twelfth Bay, it takes a lot more than that to keep you safe. But I'd still enthusiastically recruit you for the forges.

[KodKod]

...standing there and hitting he who was my best friend repeatedly with the hammer, as he yelled in pain and begged for mercy. As the hammer broke his bones...

This just makes me more enthusiastic.

[Talvieno]

...standing there and hitting he who was my best friend repeatedly with the hammer, as he yelled in pain and begged for mercy. As the hammer broke his bones...

This just makes me more enthusiastic.

Forgive me, but I'm terrified at the thought of what you might do to someone who wasn't your best friend. lol

[Loud Whispers]

...standing there and hitting he who was my best friend repeatedly with the hammer, as he yelled in pain and begged for mercy. As the hammer broke his bones...

This just makes me more enthusiastic.

"You better not piss me off Evan, or those'll be your kneecaps."

[Corai]

...standing there and hitting he who was my best friend repeatedly with the hammer, as he yelled in pain and begged for mercy. As the hammer broke his bones...

This just makes me more enthusiastic.

Forgive me, but I'm terrified at the thought of what you might do to someone who wasn't your best friend. lol

Or if it was a kobold she hated.

Oh god, save me now.

[KodKod]

Forgive me, but I'm terrified at the thought of what you might do to someone who wasn't your best friend. lol

Hoho, the stories I could tell. But it wouldn't be in my best interest.

[Corai]

Forgive me, but I'm terrified at the thought of what you might do to someone who wasn't your best friend. lol

Hoho, the stories I could tell. But it wouldn't be in my best interest.

A swarm of kobolds come to KodKod, all begging for a story

[Splint]

So wait, is Talvieno playing a fort based on this?