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[wierd]

(I don't know, but this is fun!)

Weird joykill swings the =iron scurge= at the goblin mace master, severing the arm!
The severed piece flies off in an arc!
The goblin mace master swings the -iron mace-, hitting weird joykill in the body, bruising the muscle, bruising the fat, and bruising the second right false rib!
Weird joykill vomits!
Weird joykill swings the =iron scurge= at the goblin mace master, severing the head!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
Weird joykill is no longer enraged!

The flying =steel weapons= hits weird joykill from behind, knocking him to the ground!
The flying *steel shield* hits weird joykill in the face, bruising the nose!
They flying kitten collides with weird joykill, and fall to the ground!
The kitten is stunned!
Weird joykill is stunned!

[Corai]

(I don't know, but this is fun!)

Weird joykill swings the =iron scurge= at the goblin mace master, severing the arm!
The severed piece flies off in an arc!
The goblin mace master swings the -iron mace-, hitting weird joykill in the body, bruising the muscle, bruising the fat, and bruising the second right false rib!
Weird joykill vomits!
Weird joykill swings the =iron scurge= at the goblin mace master, severing the head!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
Weird joykill is no longer enraged!

The flying =steel weapons= hits weird joykill from behind, knocking him to the ground!
The flying *steel shield* hits weird joykill in the face, bruising the nose!
They flying kitten collides with weird joykill, and fall to the ground!
The kitten is stunned!
Weird joykill is stunned!

The flying =steel weapons= hits Coraiunki from the side, tearing the muscle!
The flying *steel shield* hits CoraiUnki in the right foot, shattering the ankle!

[wierd]

Weird joykill stands up!
The goblin mace lord kicks the remains of the Xxpicnic basketxX, shearing the handle!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
Weird joykill is enraged!
Weird joykill throws the kitten at the goblin macelord!
The goblin macelord dodges out of the way!
The kitten collides with an obstacle!
The stray kitten (tame) has been struck down!
The goblin macelord charges weird joykill!
Weird joykill swings the =iron scurge= at the goblin macelord, severing the left leg!
The severed piece flies off in an arc!
The goblin macelord falls to the ground!
Weird joykill kicks the goblin macelord in the head, bruising the fat through the *<*iron helm*>*!
The goblin macelord stands up!
Weird joykill swings the =iron scurge= at the goblin macelord, severing the right leg!
The goblin macelord tumbles to the ground!
The goblin macelord gives in to pain!
Weird joykill jumps up and down on the goblin macelord shouting obcenities, smashing the right 3rd rib, bruising the fat, and bruising the guts!
The goblin macelord has lost conciousness!
The goblin macelord has bled to death!

The goblin archer cancels ambush elven caravan X3: morale failure.

[Garath]

It's for sure now, I'm staying in the brewery. Just put my bed next to it and keep the plump helmets comming, The madness seems to be contagious.

[Splint]

I'd humbly request to be a reservist pikedwarf, and part-time plump helmet farmer so Garath can keep the crazy-inducing sobriety we'd likely suffer without him at bay.

I'd likely find my end to a goblin crossbowman or a lasher. Or berserking whoever beating me to detah with a left sock/pair of pants/left shoe/chair/table/log/insertrandomitemhere.

[Oliolli]

Oliolli strikes the goblin archer in the upper body with the Ugonil and the target is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The goblin archer slams into an obstacle and blows apart!
The goblin archer has died after colliding with an obstacle.

[Loud Whispers]

In light of all this nonsense, I have begun construction of a temple dedicated to decay, babies and minerals.

Mount Taygetus. Using our facilities costs one weak baby.

[Kibstable]

I'll pull the lever now, sorry its a bit late I've been on a break...

Oh, the goblins and the elves are already in...

you want me to pull the lever again?   OK...

Oh... was that one of the new imigrants or a goblin...

it was a goblin, phew,  but does that still count as an abduction.

Oh, you want me to go make slabs now.

<goes to get a drink>

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman has been content lately. HugoLuman realized that throwing weapons at them was not the best way to arm people recently.

[Amallar]

This fort needs more pitcheblende. The babies won't mutate themselves.

[Fniff]

Fniff, child, has arrived.

Fniff canceled write: interrupted by confusion.

[WillowLuman]

Fniff, child, has arrived.

Fniff canceled write: interrupted by confusion.

The dwarven child Fniff has come! A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

[AfroScotsDwarf]

ill just be chilling with the giant olms and cave crocodiles, attempting to weaponize them

[Corai]

A thief has stolen a masterwork steel longsword!



:DDDDD

[WillowLuman]

A thief has stolen a masterwork steel longsword!



:DDDDD

Wait, don't forget the shield!