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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #405 on: April 07, 2012, 02:22:16 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 07, 2012, 02:17:36 am
Quite right about being off topic, but I strongly disagree about innate behavior. Just how much is cultural vs biological is a raging debate in psychology that I don't want anything to do with it.

(I would expect that a great deal is cultural. It has been my experience that most "girls" my age (I reserve the word women for mentally mature individuals) innately despise the fact that I am completely immune to the "female toolkit". The concept that I don't find them attractive, and am also not gay, is taken to immediately be a personal insult against their desirability, comparable to calling them a horsefaced nag to their face. As such, my estimation that women are more vindictive than men could just be observer bias, however I find that "women scorned" often results in more external support amongst women than the inverse does among men.)

As for the on-topic discussion... already said what I would do. :)  find myself a nice quiet little hill a few miles away from the fortress, with a fresh water supply, good vegetation, and abundant animal life.  Wait for the bloodletting to pass, then reup my civic connections once the madness ended.


A thief! Kill the skulking filth!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #406 on: April 07, 2012, 02:24:49 am »
No,

"The dwarf Weird Joykill has arrived!"
"A sturdy creature fond of food and drink!"

(He brought a picnic basket full of berries, luxury milled soaps, and medicinal salves as a neighbory gift.)

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #407 on: April 07, 2012, 02:27:10 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 07, 2012, 02:24:49 am
No,

"The dwarf Weird Joykill has arrived!"
"A sturdy creature fond of food and drink!"

(He brought a picnic basket full of berries, luxury milled soaps, and medicinal salves as a neighbory gift.)

A visitor! Kill the unwanted filth!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #408 on: April 07, 2012, 02:30:23 am »
*sees the magma cannon being aimed...*

Not at me you idiots! Aim it over there!  That's where the goblin ambusher's playing penucle are!
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #409 on: April 07, 2012, 02:31:21 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 07, 2012, 02:30:23 am
*sees the magma cannon being aimed...*

Not at me you idiots! Aim it over there!  That's where the goblin ambusher's playing penucle are!


This is fun.


A vile force of darkness has arrived!

The magma hits the Goblin Bowmaster in the head, bruising the muscle!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #410 on: April 07, 2012, 02:32:49 am »
I don't see why everyone wants to kill the elves. After, all we do need a source of slave labor. Or their nice imported food (cheaply bought)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #411 on: April 07, 2012, 02:39:10 am »
Weird Joykill dodges the <iron arrow>
The goblin archer lashes out at Weird Joykill, colliding in a heap!
Weird Joykill thrusts the *<*milled giant squirrel soap*>* into the goblin's face, bruising the the muscle through the fat!
The goblin archer rolls away!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #412 on: April 07, 2012, 02:41:31 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 07, 2012, 02:39:10 am
Weird Joykill dodges the <iron arrow>
The goblin archer lashes out at Weird Joykill, colliding in a heap!
Weird Joykill thrusts the *<*milled giant squirrel soap*>* into the goblin's face, bruising the the muscle through the fat!
The goblin archer rolls away!


The elven caravan from Ishu Beign has arrived!

The elf merchant dodges the <iron bolt>

The goblin punches the elf merchant in the right back tooth, severing it in a arc!

The elf merchant kicks the goblin marksgoblin in the head, jamming the skull through the brain, tearing the brain!

The marksgoblin has been struck down
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #413 on: April 07, 2012, 02:46:51 am »
The goblin lasher swings the =iron scurge= at weird joykill, hitting the picnic basket, and spilling its contents!

Weird joykill is enraged!
Weird joykill as entered a martial trance!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #414 on: April 07, 2012, 02:49:36 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 07, 2012, 02:46:51 am
The goblin lasher swings the =iron scurge= at weird joykill, hitting the picnic basket, and spilling its contents!

Weird joykill is enraged!
Weird joykill as entered a martial trance!
HugoLuman throws [UNUTTERABLE] the rapes of mind! Weird catches it in his left hand!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #415 on: April 07, 2012, 02:49:56 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 07, 2012, 02:46:51 am
The goblin lasher swings the =iron scurge= at weird joykill, hitting the picnic basket, and spilling its contents!

Weird joykill is enraged!
Weird joykill as entered a martial trance!

A thief! Kill the skulking filth!

The goblin bowmaster bashes the Kobold Thief CoraiUnki's head with his +Steel bow+, bruising the fat, fracturing the skull!

The Kobold Thief CoraiUnki passes out from pain!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #416 on: April 07, 2012, 02:54:04 am »
Weird joykill picks up the =<*milled kitten soap*>= and throws it at the goblin lasher!
The =<*milled kitten soap*>= smashes through the +Iron helmet+, driving the skull through the brain, tearing the brain!

The goblin lasher has been struck down!

Weird joykill claims the =iron scurge=!
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #417 on: April 07, 2012, 02:56:17 am »
Anyone think we should move this roleplay into the roleplaying section? Or keep it on this thread.


CoraiUnki regains consciousness!

He drives the <Large Silver Dagger> through the Goblin Bowmaster's head, shattering the skull, tearing the brain, and tearing a major artery!

The Goblin Bowmaster has been struck down
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #418 on: April 07, 2012, 03:01:24 am »
HugoLuman throws fine steel weapons at Corai and weird! HugoLuman throws fine steel shields at Corai and weird! HugoLuman throws kittens at the hidden goblin crosbowman!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #419 on: April 07, 2012, 03:06:06 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on April 07, 2012, 03:01:24 am
HugoLuman throws fine steel weapons at Corai and weird! HugoLuman throws fine steel shields at Corai and weird! HugoLuman throws kittens at the hidden goblin crosbowman!

The kobold thief CoraiUnki screams and runs!


He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!


He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!
He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!
He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!
He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!
He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!
He has passed out from the pain!

He has regained consciousness!

CoraiUnki begs the dwarves for mercy!
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