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[Talvieno]

Viscious != viscous!

True. Also,
Viscious != vicious.

That might be true, but I'm the one with the whip!

Aw, I guess you declined my offer of employment. No matter. I will find someone else suitable who wants hoards of gems and the most expansive, majestic rooms they can dream of.
Possibly a balcony.
On a tower.
To drop things from.
("things" including "living things")

EDIT:

They're suggesting you may be a vampire.

Me, I'll take some rum.  Somehow.

Until someone successfully distills jaegermeister.

......I wont say what I thought he meant now...

I wonder if a brewer strange mood can make a artifact rum...

Now I'm confused. 

If it's "offensive" go ahead and PM me, though it'll probably escape into the thread anyway soon enough.

I took it the way you described it...

Frankly, I think the way he meant it was more "dirty"...

Finally, if it turned out KodKod was a real vampire, I'm sure the majority of The Twelfth Bay would quickly agree to place her in a pit with the sharp stabby things she loves oh-so-very-much, and then pull two levers - the first activating the stabbies, and the second filling the little pit with water. Over which, I would build a well.   I'm an architect in my spare time.

Oh, and if she swims, she's a witch.

Correct. And who would drink a vampire's blood! You would be sober forever.

Well, come on. We're a bunch of terrified dwarves who don't want to die. Vampires are tough. Vampires are fast. Being vampires would exponentially increase our chances of survival.

[wierd]

Loners?

I was thinking more along the blood countess myself.... you know, that dashingly impish girl who bathed in the blood of virgins for her beauty regimen?

[white_darkness]

Nah, she's something far more dangerous.

Whereas myself, it's best said by this...

Oh well, I still don't get how he could have meant it, I'll just wait for a PM or someone to enlighten me.  I could use a good chuckle. 

[KodKod]

I am, at present for various reasons, amongst the ranks of the most terrifying force ever to grace the face of this earth.

"Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

[Talvieno]

"Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
                                                                             ~a spineless dude quivering in the corner like jelly

if there was a devil emoticon, I'd use it. In lieu of that...

:devil:

_{I'm asking for it, I know.}

[wierd]

Oh yes.  I know first hand the pernicious and wicked things a slighted woman is capable of. Granted, never on the receiving end... but I have borne witness to the spectacle.  Nothing like it.

[Talvieno]

Oh yes.  I know first hand the pernicious and wicked things a slighted woman is capable of. Granted, never on the receiving end... but I have borne witness to the spectacle.  Nothing like it.

True, but "hell"? I think that's taking it a bit too far, honestly. Just my opinion.

Honestly, I'd rather face KodKod in a fury than all the clowns under The Twelfth Bay.

[white_darkness]

Tis a force of nature, similar to hurricanes, tornadoes, or the tsunami.

Good luck Tal, I'm going to go pop some popcorn now.

[KodKod]

True, but "hell"? I think that's taking it a bit too far, honestly. Just my opinion.

You have no idea.

[Talvieno]

Tis a force of nature, similar to hurricanes, tornadoes, or the tsunami.

Good luck Tal, I'm going to go pop some popcorn now.

Okay, bring me some too, when it's over.  *rigs up a ceiling fall trap*   I love being a miner/mason.


EDIT: Oh, and KodKod, you were right. People going at each other's throats, just like you said. Obviously I stayed in your little corner of the fortress a bit too long.

[Corai]

I created a KodKod derailment!


I feel successful now.

[wierd]

Foolish man... a hurricane destroys the body, but a woman destroys the soul!

What the devil attepts with subtlety, a woman does with rapacious ease!

You are warned!

[white_darkness]

Tis a force of nature, similar to hurricanes, tornadoes, or the tsunami.

Good luck Tal, I'm going to go pop some popcorn now.

Okay, bring me some too, when it's over.  *rigs up a ceiling fall trap*   I love being a miner/mason.


EDIT: Oh, and KodKod, you were right. People going at each other's throats, just like you said. Obviously I stayed in your little corner of the fortress a bit too long.

*sits down in a chair with his popcorn and the deckbrush leaning against it*

[Talvieno]

I created a KodKod derailment!


I feel successful now.

Yep, you're definitely her kobold. Maybe you could be her priest?

Foolish man... a hurricane destroys the body, but a woman destroys the soul!

What the devil attepts with subtlety, a woman does with rapacious ease!

You are warned!

What does she do to 500k urists worth of marble?

[KodKod]

I feel that it's important to note that when Congreve said "nor hell a fury like a woman scorned", he didn't mean "fury" as in "anger", he meant "Fury" as in a deity of vengence.