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[Corai]

For the love of *insert deity here*, why are the miners around here so lazy? Osmium gigahammers don't make themselves.

I can't remember, whose "indentured servant" am I again? Both overlords seem equally lousy.

I object! I'm the one who made your room!  ...ignore that machinery behind the curtain. >.> 

...and I suppose she can come back when she kills all her kobolds for art projects and gets lonely.

I won't be lonely unless the rum runs out.

Sigh... does anyone volunteer to risk KodKod's pointy blades and lust for blood to bring her rum?

*waits*

No? Okay. *leaves, whistling*

Her one-kobold cult would. As long as theres a doctor waiting for me.

[white_darkness]

...and I suppose she can come back when she kills all her kobolds for art projects and gets lonely.

I won't be lonely unless the rum runs out.

If you've got the rum?  *bats eyelashes*

[Veetor]

Unless people start killing each other.

It's more likely than you think!

Yes, I suppose. We would live in our own realm - we would have much more power, and mankind with power...

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman has been struck by a fey mood!
I must have adamantine wafers!
I must have slade bars!
I must have wagon wood logs!
Bring em here so I can make a soap sword to accompany my shield, decorated with the above materials!

[slink]

I miss making firecrackers.  Synthesized TNT once or twice too... <_<

When I was a child, I found toluene and nitric acid in my mother's microscope box.  No one else was home, which is why I had dared to look in a forbidden box, so I mixed some of each in a test tube and dropped it out the window.  Aren't I lucky that TNT isn't made that way!    

Then I grew up to be a chemist.   

[Talvieno]

HugoLuman has been struck by a fey mood!
I must have adamantine wafers!
I must have slade bars!
I must have wagon wood logs!
Bring em here so I can make a soap sword to accompany my shield, decorated with the above materials!

Spikes of adamantine, hanging rings of slade... It might be one-use, but I pity the fool who's dumb enough to stand in the way of that one strike.

[wierd]

Cults are for the weak

Weakness and the illusion of weakness, which is true? Neither.

Not true. The weak seek deliverance from an outside agency. The strong secure their own deliverance. The foolish don't know their own limits, while the wise do.  No man is an island, but only a fool is a willing doormat.

Fortune favors the prepared. I have seen really screwed up shit that other people I have met needed counselling for. Basically, I don't need the kitten waterfall. Tradgedy and I are old friends.

[She is likely to kill you before any compact can be arranged]

She's welcome to try.   by all accounts, I should have died several times by now.  (And I'm quite viscious with a whip.)

[Loud Whispers]

No man is an island, but only a fool is a willing doormat.

What if there was a bear trap on said doormat?

What if I told you I was a freeman of my island?

[KodKod]

There is more rum flowing through my veins than blood. Rum-bringers will be elevated to a station of minor authority in KodKod society.

[white_darkness]

There is more rum flowing through my veins than blood. Rum-bringers will be elevated to a station of minor authority in KodKod society.

*sharpens his canines, smiles sweetly and bats his eyelashes again*  Rum you say?

[Talvieno]

[She is likely to kill you before any compact can be arranged]

She's welcome to try.   by all accounts, I should have died several times by now.  (And I'm quite viscious with a whip.)

vis·cous/ˈviskəs/
Adjective:   
Having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid; having a high viscosity.

I, for one, am terrified. I also pity any goblins who see Wierd in this state.
I chose the right dude to attempt to hire, clearly.

There is more rum flowing through my veins than blood. Rum-bringers will be elevated to a station of minor authority in KodKod society.

Okay, I might risk your pointy blades. Might. And might carve you a couple rooms, too. Come on, you wouldn't want to be painting a tiny room with the red stuff - wouldn't it be more fun to paint a grand hall with a ceiling 50 feet above the floor?

I'm a miner/mason. Here's my card. 



_{this is partially to ensure I survive.}

[Corai]

CoraiUnki has been possessed!


This is a dwarf-bone breastplate! It menaces with spikes of slade! Hanging rings of demon leather adorn the exterior!  A picture of wierd and KodKod are described in human leather! It relates to the philosopher wierd and goddess KodKod in the year 2012! KodKod is drinking rum! Wierd is striking down a cultist!


I just had to do that.

[wierd]

Sadly kodkod's blood rum content is always second hand. (That's why rum bearers hold a "special place" in her society.)

[zehive]

Say my prayers to Armok, for I surely know that my death will come in a very, very horrific way. Sooner than I would ever want.

[Talvieno]

Sadly kodkod's blood rum content is always second hand. (That's why rum bearers hold a "special place" in her society.)

ohohoho... nice....  Lol