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KodKod

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #285 on: April 06, 2012, 07:36:30 pm »

If KodKod doesn't have a floor buffer ready for the blood, I'd be surprised. ;)

Why would you mop up ART?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #286 on: April 06, 2012, 07:38:57 pm »

The drop test tower alone has several genuine jackson pollak's!  I mean, jeeze!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #287 on: April 06, 2012, 07:39:16 pm »

If KodKod doesn't have a floor buffer ready for the blood, I'd be surprised. ;)

Why would you mop up ART?

More you might decide a certain area needs to be uniformly covered.  Just picturing you cruising a floor buffer around, uniformly covering the floors and walls, and maybe carrying a mug of booze and some sort of pointy object so any passing life can helpfully add to your collection.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #288 on: April 06, 2012, 07:41:48 pm »

I skimmed the thread and noticed a lack of any form of cult belonging to KodKod, I am dissapointed.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #289 on: April 06, 2012, 07:42:13 pm »

More you might decide a certain area needs to be uniformly covered.  Just picturing you cruising a floor buffer around, uniformly covering the floors and walls, and maybe carrying a mug of booze and some sort of pointy object so any passing life can helpfully add to your collection.

You forgot "singing merrily".
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Talvieno

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #290 on: April 06, 2012, 07:43:49 pm »

I skimmed the thread and noticed a lack of any form of cult belonging to KodKod, I am dissapointed.
We're dwarves, not kobolds. I suppose KodKod can have her own little section of the fort with her minions. And blood. No way I'm giving her any of mine, lol :P
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KodKod

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #291 on: April 06, 2012, 07:44:48 pm »

I would not object to having my own Cult of Personality.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #292 on: April 06, 2012, 07:46:44 pm »

Kodkod is classy enough not to need one.  The truly dwarven just are.  Cults are for the weak, who seek the security of conformity.

The individual doesn't try to be an individual, they simply are.  It is the rejection of the precepts of normalcy and acceptance that highlights them, but this rejection is natural, not purposeful.

The cultist sees this strength of personality seeks its power through emulation, ultimately missing the point.  I suspect she would find a cult amusing at first, then start directing them on pointless and phyrric errands whilst laughing hysterically.

I accept her as peer. Not master. That is as it should be.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #293 on: April 06, 2012, 07:47:36 pm »

I would not object to having my own Cult of Personality.
You forgot ~Exalted Control at the end

Cults are for the weak

Weakness and the illusion of weakness, which is true? Neither.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #294 on: April 06, 2012, 07:47:52 pm »

Oops! Yes I forgot the singing merrily....though you would probably have a legendary blood-shellacked floor.

This is a floor masterfully shellacked with blood.  It contains the blood of the following:

[insert disturbingly long list here]

It's not about the giving, it's about the taking.

Trinitrotoloulene? Kinda hard without nitric acid.  I mean, sure, you can get platinum in the game, but where are you going to get the rhodium and rubidium to make the necessary catayltic reactor with?

Then you need refined hydrocarbons....


I'll just stick with common ordinary bangpops.  Easier to make with crude equipment, like chicken poop and ceramic pots.

For what it's worth though, I miss making them too.  This post 911 world is waaaaaaaaaay too paranoid. 

That's the truth, and at times rather irrational with it's paranoia.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #295 on: April 06, 2012, 07:48:50 pm »

In her little section of the fort, her predictions can come true. Tempers can flare, cracks can form, everyone can go at each other's throat - completely cut off from the rest of us, who will survive peacefully with bountiful quantities of mugs, socks, and of course, beer. :D

...and I suppose she can come back when she kills all her kobolds for art projects and gets lonely. :(

EDIT: Also, my art projects would be more along the lines of plains of elf blood rather than a single room of the same belonging to kobolds...
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 07:51:50 pm by Talvieno »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #296 on: April 06, 2012, 07:50:58 pm »

For the love of *insert deity here*, why are the miners around here so lazy? Osmium gigahammers don't make themselves.

I can't remember, whose "indentured servant" am I again? Both overlords seem equally lousy.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #297 on: April 06, 2012, 07:52:01 pm »

...and I suppose she can come back when she kills all her kobolds for art projects and gets lonely. :(

I won't be lonely unless the rum runs out.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #298 on: April 06, 2012, 07:52:34 pm »

Kodkod is classy enough not to need one.  The truly dwarven just are.  Cults are for the weak, who seek the security of conformity.

The individual doesn't try to be an individual, they simply are.  It is the rejection of the precepts of normalcy and acceptance that highlights them, but this rejection is natural, not purposeful.

The cultist sees this strength of personality seeks its power through emulation, ultimately missing the point.  I suspect she would find a cult amusing at first, then start directing them on pointless and phyrric errands whilst laughing hysterically.

I accept her as peer. Not master. That is as it should be.

The point is moot, since she'll likely be dancing on your body long before you start conventions of diplomacy and egalitarianism.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #299 on: April 06, 2012, 07:53:56 pm »

For the love of *insert deity here*, why are the miners around here so lazy? Osmium gigahammers don't make themselves.

I can't remember, whose "indentured servant" am I again? Both overlords seem equally lousy.
I object! I'm the one who made your room!  ...ignore that machinery behind the curtain. >.>  8)

...and I suppose she can come back when she kills all her kobolds for art projects and gets lonely. :(

I won't be lonely unless the rum runs out.
Sigh... does anyone volunteer to risk KodKod's pointy blades and lust for blood to bring her rum?

*waits*

No? Okay. :) *leaves, whistling*
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