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Karakzon

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #255 on: April 06, 2012, 04:48:55 pm »

to be honest?

wede end up with a seige comming in, and everyone linning the gantrys with beer in hand to watch them get roasted via liberal applications of magma and slicy traps.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #256 on: April 06, 2012, 05:12:36 pm »

And of course we'd all be behind two layers of fortifications and clear glass windows. Afterall, none of us will be putting ourselves in any danger wahtsoever if we suddenly become dorfs in a video game. In fact, we'd likely all curl up in the fetal position and cry ourselves to sleep the first couple days while somebody figures out how to mine appropriately.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #257 on: April 06, 2012, 05:30:45 pm »

we would also feel strange compulsions to make a adamantine thong
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #258 on: April 06, 2012, 05:31:24 pm »

I would be that random wrestler that my fortresses always seem to attract.

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Legendary Wrestling (x5)
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Legendary Drunk (x5)
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Adaquate Biting
Novice Swiming
Dabbling Sanity


You know, the norm
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #259 on: April 06, 2012, 05:41:50 pm »

We wouldn't want to send anyone out to fight unless they volunteered for it, right?

For the love of Armok, let me out of the danger room already!

Seriously though, the !!science!! alone will probably kill us all loooong before the goblins arrive.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #260 on: April 06, 2012, 06:20:50 pm »

"Radiation poisoning?"  Never heard of it.  What's that?  I'm afraid you'll have to speak up; I can't hear very well through this *lead-lined suit*.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #261 on: April 06, 2012, 06:29:59 pm »

Thankfully it isn't the pitchblende itself, but the radon gas it gives off spontaneously decaying into polonium powder and sticking in your lungs!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #262 on: April 06, 2012, 06:38:32 pm »

No matter!  I am a doctor, am I not?  I'm no stranger to self-surgery; most of my internal organs are high-tech replacements put there by me.  They've kept me alive these past three hundred years or so.  Rebuilding myself after having my DNA bombarded by free radicals will be trivial.

I'll bet you all thought I was just another !!MAD DOCTOR!! with no actual medical knowledge, didn't you?  Well, that pile of discarded vital organs says you're probably right, but no matter!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #263 on: April 06, 2012, 06:45:13 pm »

high-tech

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #264 on: April 06, 2012, 06:59:20 pm »

That would be rather awesome I believe. With the ingenuity of many players around here, and the work of the not so ingenious like me, we could build a super defenseful fortress where we would live forever in a crazy and fun place! Unless people start killing each other. :(
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #265 on: April 06, 2012, 07:02:18 pm »

Unless people start killing each other. :(

It's more likely than you think!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #266 on: April 06, 2012, 07:03:50 pm »

Do we really need to worry about defense? The paranoia circulating around the fortress would leave us all in a state of perpetual isolation, individual fortresses residing within a single super structure. Armok forgive the Kobold that dares to take a sock from within.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #267 on: April 06, 2012, 07:07:19 pm »

Are you kidding!?

I imagine a "design a better mousetrap!" Competition, baited with pigtail socks!

The hilarious part being when contestants catch more dwarves than kobolds!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #268 on: April 06, 2012, 07:08:19 pm »

And of course we'd all be behind two layers of fortifications and clear glass windows. Afterall, none of us will be putting ourselves in any danger wahtsoever if we suddenly become dorfs in a video game.
I agree with this (somewhat),
In fact, we'd likely all curl up in the fetal position and cry ourselves to sleep the first couple days while somebody figures out how to mine appropriately.
but not with this. I'm the moron who used to enjoy setting things on fire in RL. The moron who turned his backyard into a dirtbike track. The moron who killed a hornet nest with a flamethrower. And there's no way I'm the only one. I would probably say, "Hey, cool! We're dwarves!" followed by "Holy royal forkulator, nobody's blown anything up yet?!?"  That is the point where I would declare myself miner/mason. I would need to be supervised, though... Closely supervised... preferably by someone who thinks like I do.

That would be rather awesome I believe. With the ingenuity of many players around here, and the work of the not so ingenious like me, we could build a super defenseful fortress where we would live forever in a crazy and fun place! Unless people start killing each other. :(
Ahaha, no. We wouldn't kill each other. We of Bay12 enjoy killing dwarves in DF mainly because they're stupid. And if you can figure out DF, it for the most part guarantees you're not stupid. We rarely start flamewars on the forums, and they're quickly quelled - if not by the people involved, then by the thoughtful innocent bystanders who tell the flaming people to shut up because it's pointless. :P As it's easier to start fights online anyway, I think we'd do pretty well in person. We wouldn't even need a hammerer. (which is somewhat disappointing because, let's face it, those are badass.)

Also, tripleninja'd.


EDIT:
Also, this.
Armok forgive the Kobold that dares to take a sock from within.
Lol. :P
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #269 on: April 06, 2012, 07:10:45 pm »

(Looks around innocently)


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