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m4davis

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #225 on: April 06, 2012, 01:59:39 am »

my skills would probably be archery swimming some of all the conversation related ones and cooking
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #226 on: April 06, 2012, 02:01:46 am »

I actually forgot some of my skills...


And with all the times I've tried to sneak up on the tumbleweed I'd probably be an adequate ambusher.

On a completely unrelated note, I've started training up my dodging skill.

On a completely unrelated note, do you think dwarves have the medical capacity to identify mutilated remains through dental records?

left eye
right eye


Why do you keep doing this to me?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #227 on: April 06, 2012, 02:24:10 am »

I actually forgot some of my skills...

This image is gold.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #228 on: April 06, 2012, 05:16:23 am »

I'm highly suspicious that this tumbleweed is the mother of all Kobolds.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #229 on: April 06, 2012, 06:24:00 am »

I actually forgot some of my skills...

This image is gold.
Although most of the letters are way too close together  :-\
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #230 on: April 06, 2012, 08:52:35 am »

To copy Weird:

"Lord Reudh" is a member of the Bay12 Forumites, the forums of madness. His straight red hair is of middling length, with ringlets at the end. His free lobed ears are average in size. His average sized nose is somewhat wide. His blue eyes have flecks of yellow and grey. His cheekbones are round and slightly angular. His overbitten jaw is somewhat narrow. His left eye has a small mark on it from a food poisoning incident. The inside of his left wrist has a tiny scar. His upper lip has one faded tiny scar. His knees and elbows are slightly scarred from an incident in 2005 where "Lord Reudh" was hit by a car. His left ankle has a curved scar. His left foot has a round scar on the sole. His upper arm has a barely visible scar. His cheeks are cleanly shaved. His beard is non-existant. His mustache is peachfuzz.

Weird Joykill is 20 years old, born March 1992.  He prefers to put faith in others than in deities. Reudh likes titanium, potassium permanganate for its purple colour, reading, and other forumites for their friendliness..  Whenever possible, he prefers to consume beef, tofu, and quinoa. He prefers to drink watermelon juice and coffee.  He absolutely detests dogs.

He has a firm grasp of literature, a strong interest in sciences and facts, a burgeoning sense of art, but has poor patience for stupidity in others, an average sense of social situations, and is often charming. He doesn't mind working outdoors so long as he has sunscreen and enjoys inclement weather. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.

A medium sized and sturdy creature fond of food and drink.

Primary skills:
Writer (when/if)
Cook
Mechanics
Architecture
Judge of intent
Conversationalist
Grower/Thresher.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #231 on: April 06, 2012, 08:59:24 am »

Uh oh, I think I'm in trouble come the cat purge... I like cats.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #232 on: April 06, 2012, 09:10:44 am »

I actually forgot some of my skills...

So THAT is what happened to Necro910. It is sad day... :'(
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #233 on: April 06, 2012, 09:15:03 am »

At the risk of derailing the thread, who cares... Necro got banned because he couldn't follow warnings.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #234 on: April 06, 2012, 10:27:11 am »

By the way, one thing to note from the picture...

"craftsoliolliship"

I am not a dwarf, I am an oliolli. An odd hybrid with the physique of a gorilla, the intelligence of a human and the madness, sadistic impulses and beard of a dwarf. Does not drink alcohol.

I actually forgot some of my skills...

So THAT is what happened to Necro910. It is sad day... :'(
If it makes you feel any better, back then Toady had to make do with a platinum hammer for banning people.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #235 on: April 06, 2012, 10:37:01 am »

"craftsoliolliship"

For an entire year it has elluded me.

It's the Da Vinciolli code.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #236 on: April 06, 2012, 10:43:12 am »

Meh, I hated Necro got banned, even so.

What's with the tumbleweed, though? I'd like to hear that story...

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #237 on: April 06, 2012, 11:30:00 am »

I am not a dwarf, I am an oliolli. An odd hybrid with the physique of a gorilla, the intelligence of a human and the madness, sadistic impulses and beard of a dwarf. Does not drink alcohol.

You forgot "...and a penchant for getting smacked in the eyes."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #238 on: April 06, 2012, 11:37:16 am »

"The Twelfth Bay" is the most common iteration of DF founded guilds in other games.

Firstly, massive booze production.
Secondly... we're not actually sure.  Once we're all hammered then nature will take its course.
Sounds great!  Only I suggest the next project be Dwarven birth control.  I, for one, am too old to start having a baby every year.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #239 on: April 06, 2012, 11:43:51 am »

Sounds great!  Only I suggest the next project be Dwarven birth control.  I, for one, am too old to start having a baby every year.

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