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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #120 on: April 05, 2012, 11:08:35 am »
I love.... Carpet..
I love.... Desk...
ZOMBIE OHSHI-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #121 on: April 05, 2012, 11:09:54 am »
Quote from: HorridOwn4ge on April 05, 2012, 08:53:54 am
I'll be a Baron!
Bad things happen to nobles...

@Gizogin - lol again.

As a miner/mason, I'm going to construct large pointless architectural works of art (stadiums, cathedrals) without anyone giving me permission. I hope nobody minds.   ...also, as I can only haul one sock at a time, and there will be socks littering the fields after our goblin battles, it may take me a while to clear a spot.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #122 on: April 05, 2012, 11:10:41 am »
don't forget the burning kittens, we need more burning kittens.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #123 on: April 05, 2012, 11:11:19 am »
KodKod would definitely be a master striker...

*rubs black eye*

Me, I'd probably become a butcher. I don't know how it's done, but I could learn :D

Or an axedorf. Don't know that either, but I could learn.

Writer, reader, comedian, mechanic, pump operator... alchemist? Since gunpowder weapons wouldn't be available, my knowledge of them would be useless  :-\

Been ninja'd 3 times while writing this...

EDIT: Maybe I could learn smithing?
« Last Edit: April 05, 2012, 11:13:41 am by Oliolli »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #124 on: April 05, 2012, 11:11:56 am »
Burning kittens got old.. So I burn mine, save them, burn them again, save them, then burn them and drop them 50zlevels into a pit of booze.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #125 on: April 05, 2012, 11:12:48 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 05, 2012, 11:11:56 am
Burning kittens got old.. So I burn mine, save them, burn them again, save them, then burn them and drop them 50zlevels into a pit of booze.

*Grabs SRD's other kitten and drags it into butcher's shop*

"This way is much easier."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #126 on: April 05, 2012, 11:14:17 am »
"Saves the kitten just as the menacing blade strikes the table a light speed"

"Awwwwww look at its eyes"
"Awww its purring at me"
"Aww- DIE BITCH DIE."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #127 on: April 05, 2012, 11:16:55 am »
"Someone needs a drink or two."

"Me."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #128 on: April 05, 2012, 11:18:24 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on April 05, 2012, 11:11:19 am
KodKod would definitely be a master striker...

*rubs black eye*

Oh please, you give me too little credit. You completely forgot to include Grand Master Biter, Competent Thrower, Adept Kicker, Adequate Lasher and Novice Knife User.

I s’pose I can Mechanicook too but KodKod, Scorpion Pit Overseer is much more useful.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #129 on: April 05, 2012, 11:19:13 am »
Your hickeys must make people bleed to death.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #130 on: April 05, 2012, 11:20:10 am »
Quote from: KodKod on April 05, 2012, 11:18:24 am
I s’pose I can Mechanicook too but KodKod, Scorpion Pit Overseer is much more useful.
Funny, that's the same job title I give some of my nobles on occasion...

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Your hickeys must make people bleed to death.
That's called a vampire, SRD. :P
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #131 on: April 05, 2012, 11:27:15 am »
Garath cancels brew drink: interupted by interesting post x14
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #132 on: April 05, 2012, 11:29:47 am »
It'd be a lot harder to start science threads, if Bay12 Forum was a mountain hall. :(
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #133 on: April 05, 2012, 11:31:29 am »
Urist McCrafty cancels engraving wall, thinks of a better idea.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #134 on: April 05, 2012, 11:33:30 am »
I think it would eventually result in everyone forming groups of 7 and building cities all over the world.

Then digging deeper.
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