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[KodKod]

She's not joking, you know.

Quite. At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe.

[Mikymikmik]

I would mine out my own room, steal other peoples stuff, cause a cave in in front of my room with tons of food and drink in my room.
Profit.

[Eric Blank]

She's not joking, you know.

Quite. At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe.

Nah, you're mostly just that creepy stark-raving-mad yet somehow fully-clothed woman that stands in the middle of the dining hall screaming obscenities and assaulting random passersby and fleeing before the guards can catch you, that we let manage the scorpion pit because 1) somebody needs to do it before they start burrowing into the walls and break out and 2) you somehow manage to avoid getting murdered because even they feel awkward stabbing somebody so strangely affectionate of them. Or maybe it's them you scare more than anything else.
I somehow can't see anyone with your thus-far displayed personality getting into a position of power, especially fear-based, in a community dominated by logic and philosophy such as this one... For that matter, you'd probably get very little respect at all, or get yourself in a lot of trouble.

I'd vote ThatAussieGuy or Sphalerite into leadership roles, though. We can respect them. And Rumrusher as fortress theoretical physicist.

I would mine out my own room, steal other peoples stuff, cause a cave in in front of my room with tons of food and drink in my room.
Profit.

A volunteer for the Stoneworkers' Guild? Here's a pick, get diggin'!

[Gizogin]

Quite true, the only emotion I possess is a churning, tempestuous rage.

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
left eye tooth
right eye tooth
heart

She's not joking, you know.

Sorry, it seems I missed your injury report.  You really need to stop angering/annoying/being near KodKod.  Your ever-growing injury list is steadily depleting our hospital stocks.  Anyway, let's see what I can do about that heart.  I should have a spare or two around here, unless you'd be willing to try something... different.

To KodKod:
While I'm sure he completely and unreservedly deserved it, I humbly and with all due deference do request that you please refrain from hurting Oliolli quite so often.  As much as I relish in the opportunity to practice my skills, there are other things I would like to do that do not involve stitching Oliolli back together.  Now, I understand that accidents and accidents happen from time to time, but it is my hope that we can come to some sort of arrangement to our mutual benefit.

[Mikymikmik]

I would mine out my own room, steal other peoples stuff, cause a cave in in front of my room with tons of food and drink in my room.
Profit.

Done! MWAHAHAHHAH! I'm alone FOREVER!

[Oliolli]

Quite true, the only emotion I possess is a churning, tempestuous rage.

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
left eye tooth
right eye tooth
heart

She's not joking, you know.

Sorry, it seems I missed your injury report.  You really need to stop angering/annoying/being near KodKod.  Your ever-growing injury list is steadily depleting our hospital stocks.

I figured that if I get hurt (and stitched back together) often enough, eventually I'll become some sort of cloth-and-suture golem incapable of feeling pain or being held back by injury. That's why I'll keep staying around KodKod.

Regarding the stocks, we can make more. I'll see if I can pound together some manner of metallic sutures or dressing.

Anyway, let's see what I can do about that heart.  I should have a spare or two around here, unless you'd be willing to try something... different.

If by different you mean something along the lines of a mechanical heart or blood veins that pump themselves, I'm OK with it.

To KodKod:
While I'm sure he completely and unreservedly deserved it, I humbly and with all due deference do request that you please refrain from hurting Oliolli quite so often.  As much as I relish in the opportunity to practice my skills, there are other things I would like to do that do not involve stitching Oliolli back together.  Now, I understand that accidents and accidents happen from time to time, but it is my hope that we can come to some sort of arrangement to our mutual benefit.

Maybe you should appoint some new guy to be ready to piece me back together round the clock, leaving yourself time to... do whatever it is you do while you're not stitching me back together.

[Loud Whispers]

Anyway, let's see what I can do about that heart.  I should have a spare or two around here, unless you'd be willing to try something... different.

If by different you mean something along the lines of a mechanical heart or blood veins that pump themselves, I'm OK with it.

They say Lungfish have a thousand and more uses...

[KodKod]

Now, I understand that accidents and accidents happen from time to time, but it is my hope that we can come to some sort of arrangement to our mutual benefit.

How attached are you to your vital organs? How attached would you like to be to your vital organs?

That's mutual benefit.

[Gizogin]

I figured that if I get hurt (and stitched back together) often enough, eventually I'll become some sort of cloth-and-suture golem incapable of feeling pain or being held back by injury. That's why I'll keep staying around KodKod.

If [NOPAIN] is all you're after, there are easier ways to go about it.  You don't really need your nerves, after all.

If by different you mean something along the lines of a mechanical heart or blood veins that pump themselves, I'm OK with it.

It'd be very much like a mechanical heart, only it'd be completely different in every important respect.

Maybe you should appoint some new guy to be ready to piece me back together round the clock, leaving yourself time to... do whatever it is you do while you're not stitching me back together.

That's certainly a possibility, if you don't mind having someone less experienced than myself working on you.

How attached are you to your vital organs? How attached would you like to be to your vital organs?

That's mutual benefit.

Organs are replaceable, though I'm quite fond of my current set.  I retract my request, and apologize for any perceived slight.

[Mikymikmik]

If I was a dwarf, this would be my health:
head
upper body
lower body
legs
feet


This would be because I tried taming a giant dingo. I killed him but he scratched me everywhere...
Anyways at least I have 210 pieces of giant dingo meat!

[KodKod]

Organs are replaceable, though I'm quite fond of my current set.  I retract my request, and apologize for any perceived slight.

And to think that some people believe that diplomacy doesn't work.

[Oliolli]

I figured that if I get hurt (and stitched back together) often enough, eventually I'll become some sort of cloth-and-suture golem incapable of feeling pain or being held back by injury. That's why I'll keep staying around KodKod.

If [NOPAIN] is all you're after, there are easier ways to go about it.  You don't really need your nerves, after all.

I like the way you think.

If by different you mean something along the lines of a mechanical heart or blood veins that pump themselves, I'm OK with it.

It'd be very much like a mechanical heart, only it'd be completely different in every important respect.

Fine, as long as you yell "FOR SCIENCE!" at a crucial point during the operation.

Maybe you should appoint some new guy to be ready to piece me back together round the clock, leaving yourself time to... do whatever it is you do while you're not stitching me back together.

That's certainly a possibility, if you don't mind having someone less experienced than myself working on you.

They'll learn.

[Archereon]

"Quite true, the only emotion I possess is a churning, tempestuous rage."


Wait, KodKod is a Giant Sponge?

[kaijyuu]

No, she's Kerrigan.

She'd love nothing more than to gut you and lick the blood off her fingers.

[Loud Whispers]

No, she's Kerrigan.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA.

HAHA.

Enjoy your infestation.