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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...  (Read 446720 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3105 on: May 16, 2012, 09:38:06 pm »

Clockwork Hugo, inside the steel body of Gbaneg, surveyed the mountain-sized beings approaching it. "So, are we really going 4 against 1 here? WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!!??"

At that moment, Dagon and Cthulu emerged from the rift behind it, and Gbaneg's arms touched them. All three began to fuse, melting together until an incomprehensibly vast being stood noticeably taller than the other beings.

The Abomination shook it's unimaginably terrible head and roared. "I SHALL... CONSUME... EVERYTHING!"

also, this is what flashes in front of weird's eyes as he hurtles through the void:
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« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 09:39:43 pm by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3106 on: May 16, 2012, 09:39:23 pm »

The mountain is GONE, I think. Everyone inside is too, along with WHATEVER was. Your time-travel machine is probably dead.
Unless he built it into the mk viii!

*dur-da-duurrrr*
You have been awarded exactly 47 dwarves and 24 kobolds. Congratulations on surviving a thermonuclear catsplosion. All forumites besides yourselves are dead.

The engine lurched. The lights dimmed.  The cats on the console shrieked in insanity..or pain...or both....

Then it was quiet..... suddenly, there was a powerful bang, and the whole engine shook. Cats begain to spill into the compartment. So many cats!

Torn between wading to the doors to close them, or throwing another lever, the sultry voice cooed...

"Fifteen seconds until console shutdown...."

Frantic, he pulled another lever...

[OMG! Queen! Catastrophic failure!]

Fire erupted from the console. The cats exploded violently, and fire rushed in through the door!

Panic stricken, he threw another...

[Card = 4 of hearts. Partial success!]

On the green lawn, outside the smoldering ruin of what used to be the fortress and the surrounding environs, the cage trap temporal engine bangs and shudders, torn between the cat dimension of burning hell, and the comparatively safe dwarven one.

Kicking a flaming cat out of the way, joykill scrambles for the door, and barely crosses the threshold before the whole machine backflows into the cat dimension, and explodes in a universe ending conflagration.

Laying on the green grass, next to a smoking black rectangle, itself just a few feet from a blackened and magma filling crater where a whole mountain used to be, little tufts of white cat hair and ashes rain down from above....

Hah, awesome :P
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3107 on: May 16, 2012, 09:41:22 pm »

So roll call, Who made it out?
Tath Zagith
Indilwen
Corai
Ghost Hugo
MrHappyFace
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3108 on: May 16, 2012, 09:41:39 pm »

Huh. Well, we're back to square one. I got to my feet and brushed off the soot, dirt, and crumbs.
And with a loud chorus, everyone took the cry.
"Strike the Earth!"

Or...
We could, you know. Get back into the DeLorean minecart and go 88 mph through the partial time-lock. Maybe save a few people in the process and encounter a sea of booze and magma along the way.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 09:43:49 pm by Mrhappyface »
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3109 on: May 16, 2012, 09:42:42 pm »

New thread? Or keep this up? I dont think it will be very easy for new immigrants to join the thread if we continue on this.

Then again, it may be spam...
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3110 on: May 16, 2012, 09:43:05 pm »

We need at least 2 more forumites.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3111 on: May 16, 2012, 09:45:21 pm »

The world has passed into the Age of Death

"Looks like we've met a terrible fate, haven't we?"

"There is still one hope, however. I hope to Armok someone knows how to play one of these things, and knows what this is."

HugoLuman's astral projection took out a small, blue clay flute, roughly in the shape of an oval.

I kinda want to see a climax to this, 'cause otherwise this a grisly end even for Dwarf Fortress standards
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 09:47:13 pm by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3112 on: May 16, 2012, 09:47:11 pm »

The world has passed into the Age of Death

"Looks like we've met a terrible fate, haven't we?"

"There is still one hope, however. I hope to Armok someone knows how to play one of these things, and knows what this is."

HugoLuman's astral projection took out a small, blue clay flute, roughly in the shape of an oval.

You shouldnt had done that.....


Corai went off to find prickle berries, depressed.


Corai has been stricken with temporary melancholy....
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3113 on: May 16, 2012, 09:47:51 pm »

I'm alive... Too bad nobody rescued kodkod before she ended up on a pike Too bad we didn't put kodkod on a pike ourselves adn deny her the honor of dying in battle while we had the chance.

I demand a new mountain in which to work on my !!architecture!!


If this is it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF14wCVbeUk&feature=related
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3114 on: May 16, 2012, 09:49:29 pm »

(I vote we end this thread for the sheer bad ass way it went down. Lets start a new one and let some new people in)
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3115 on: May 16, 2012, 09:50:52 pm »

Somehow I suspect that KodKod was in Kahootz with my other self.

Well, we have 2 options:
Someone play the song of time for a climactic battle (Nist Akath style)

OR

Generate new world with advanced Parameters
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3116 on: May 16, 2012, 09:51:01 pm »

(I vote we end this thread for the sheer bad ass way it went down. Lets start a new one and let some new people in)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3117 on: May 16, 2012, 09:52:01 pm »

I survived!  Barely.....


Though I might be a little radioactive now.....
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3118 on: May 16, 2012, 09:54:24 pm »

I survived!  Barely.....


Though I might be a little radioactive now.....

Eh, we can just transport you to the next site in a lead minecart.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #3119 on: May 16, 2012, 09:55:01 pm »

So We have seven who survived;
Tath Zagith
Indilwen
Corai
Ghost Hugo
MrHappyFace
Eric Blank
Wierd
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