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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...  (Read 442486 times)

Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2910 on: May 14, 2012, 10:14:12 pm »

*Corai and Deebus have been saved*
"Where shall my next rampage be?" Says Tath Zagith with the most evil laugh you can imagine
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2911 on: May 14, 2012, 10:25:32 pm »

Super Plum Helmet Man has been shot and killed.

Xenomorphs and a Special Weapons Dalek are heading up from below, followed by the HFS. That might be a good place to start.

Find someplace to deploy Deebus. IDK about Corai.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2912 on: May 14, 2012, 10:28:44 pm »

Rouse the militia...Oh wait, I ate all the armory.
Hey Corai! Is dfhack working?
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2913 on: May 14, 2012, 10:29:39 pm »

Typing


EVERYONE DUCK, I USED FLOOD MAGMA!
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2914 on: May 14, 2012, 10:30:21 pm »

Dies Aires Carpe Diem begins to play from Corai's laptop. Virus alert! Do not let Clockwork HugoLuman access the raws!
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 10:32:38 pm by HugoLuman »
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2915 on: May 14, 2012, 10:31:52 pm »

Crack


OH, YOU DONT MESS WITH A COMPUTER NERD.


Virus deleted x262
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2916 on: May 14, 2012, 10:33:25 pm »

Too late! It's opening the game menu! ABANDON FORT IS SELECTED! DO SOMETHING!

and if abandon fort is clicked, we won't leave. We will be erased.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2917 on: May 14, 2012, 10:34:32 pm »

DFHACK: DIE


Clockwork Hugoluman has been plunged into the start menu!



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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2918 on: May 14, 2012, 10:35:39 pm »

"Exterimate! Exterimate!"

The mantra of the machines echoed up the stairs, amidst a deafening roar that was all too familiar as well.

Somehow, the HFS has been opened again.  From the sound of it, the daleks had bitten off more than they could chew. Demons were opposed to all life. Even daleks.

Then he heard dwarven yelling from down there too.

Weird joykill's eyes furrowed behind darkened chemical flash supressing glass eye sockets embedded in the ceramic and rubber suit he had on. Originally intended as protection against the phosphorus and nitroxide flash cannon he had recently removed for space reasons, it seemed reasonably good protection from the high energy backflashes emitted by the dalek energy cannons during his loadout test firings.

In the gloom though, they made things very hard to see.

Descending the coiling staircase into the bowels of the fortress from which the shouting, cannon fire, and roaring was coming, pulses of light began to light the walls in a strobe light litten battlefield.

In the flashing white light of the deadly beams, a giant plump helmet man was spraying wine into the mouth of a demon, it spraying acid back, the two streams dispersing each other in equally matched hydraulic laminar flows. The two, locked in circleing box step, were drenching the rest of the room in their excretions, as daleks tried desperately to shoot them both.

Eyes straining against the harsh intermittent light, he raised his arms, and opened fire.

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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2919 on: May 14, 2012, 10:36:43 pm »

Start

Dwarf Fortress

Play "HELL"




Wait I am a human now!

>Dwarf Therapist

>>Corai

>>>Human > Kobold

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2920 on: May 14, 2012, 10:43:52 pm »

Daleks and Demons fought each other. At first, the demons had the upper hand, but soon the daleks had driven them to a more comfortable range. Being immune to demonic syndromes, only vulnerable to the brute strength of the Demons, the Daleks easily exterminated the Demons at range. However, the Demons poured out endlessly. The fight seemed like it would quickly become a stalemate, but then Clockwork HugoLuman walked strolled through the corridor where the two forces were fighting. Suddenly, they seemed filled with a unified purpose. HugoLuman adored the Chaos of the 3-way fight, but there would be time to set them on each other later. HugoLuman needed to work his way to the surface.

With each step, HugoLuman waved a small baton, causing Mozart's Requiem to sound from nowhere. Onword it continued, laughing fell and terrible while swathed in Armageddon. At the crescendo of the music, HugoLuman came upon Weird joykill, looked at him, laughed, and continued down around a corner before weird could get over his surprise.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 10:45:30 pm by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2921 on: May 14, 2012, 10:45:41 pm »

He comes across Corai, typing furoiously, using hacks to kill hundreds of demons/daleks/whatevers every moment, eventaulyl freezing Clockwork Hugoluman in ice cold lava, DONT ASK HOW. He looks up.



...........



SCREAM.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2922 on: May 14, 2012, 10:51:53 pm »

The block of freezing lava fades away. Evil HugoLuman, having acquired some power over the Raws through time manipulation, makes the tile realize the contradictory nature of the hack and it cancels itself out. It smashes Corai's laptop, and raises the baton to finish off Corai, but then Deebus jumps in front of the blow, taking the full force of it to the head yet driving the firebrand spear into the abdomen of the clockwork body. The heroic sacrifice allows Corai to scramble away to safety, still holding the hard-drive in his hand.

PS cannot wait to see what Oliolli does with Gbaneg's forces
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 10:54:16 pm by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2923 on: May 14, 2012, 10:54:10 pm »

.....



YEAH!
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DEEBUS!


Corai grabs a nearby lead table, shoving it at CHL, knocking him over, he then takes the wooden chair that was with the table, puts it on top of his chest, and began to jump up and down, shoving the wooden legs into his chest, piercing his right lung and heart.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2924 on: May 14, 2012, 10:54:19 pm »

Thoughts raced through weird joykill's mind.....

The only way up from here was the staircase.

A hard decision came to him. He hated the clarity of it. The horrible, guilt ridden clarity of it.

'Im sorry friends..." he muttered pitifully.


He was the only one on *this* side of the battle.

Turning, and running up the stairs, he shot the roof of the stairs behind him, collapsing the passage, and sealing everyone inside. The HFS now owned the caverns. The people trapped inside...........  he tried not to think about it.  The people upstairs would be safe.. for now. He didn't have time to be guilty; to blame himself for the horrible choice was just forced to make.

He ran up the stairs, as hard and fast as his stubby dwarven legs could carry him.
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