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[Kofthefens]

Kofthefens emerges, covered in cave-in dust, a short distance away from the fortress. He sees monstrosities and hears horrific groans and shrieks. But he is not interested in this. He is interested in what he sees growing next to him.

[Eric Blank]

Super plump helmet man?

Humorously, once this is done said super plump helmet man will be making booze for us the next few centuries.

If you want a little diversion from the hordes, you could always pull that lever in the corner of the new dining room that caves in every entrance to the fort and reinforces it with cast-obsidian walls. Very fun, that one.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Surprised by the sudden Multiverse-wide shout, every planeswalker nearly enters the realm of it's origin, but notice the blocked off realm and use their combined powers to enter it.  Many leave, but some stay, and transport themselves to the room of clockwork Hugo.  Clockwork Hugo tries to use the manamaid video, but the planeswalkers are immune.  Clockwork Hugo attacks the planeswalkers with the translucent cat at his side.  A fight beginning between them to decide the fate of the two realms, for if Clockwork Hugo dies, his abominations go with him...

Had to draw you out to fight somehow!

[Corai]

A kobold troop comes in with plates of sammiches and wine, gives one to every abomonation, planewalker, and robot thing and leave.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The planeswalkers are busy!

All the planeswalkers are dead except for one.  He grabs onto clockwork Hugo and pulls him into the blind eternities with him.  Only God-like beings and planeswalkers can survive there...

[Mrhappyface]

I bring in my chalice of armok.

[wierd]

The hallway didn't prove to be very much more accomodating than the dining hall.  At least the deadly gas he blasted in there would have killed the cats too.

Small comfort, given the scene in front of him.

A metallic tank was spinning in circles shooting streaks of blue white light, shouting "vision impaired! Exterminate!" Over and over again.  Further down the hall, more people he had never met before were fighting shapeless black horrors, more of the wretched green things, dragons, kobolds, humans in slayer armor, dragons, and armoks beard, who knows what else.

One of the saltshaker shaped battle tanks began to move toward him.

"Target aquired! You will not stop the great dalek race! Exterminate!"

A deafening shout rattles the already meteor destabilized masonry of the hallway, and a chunk of cieling smashes into the dome on the top of the "dalek", bending the eyestalk, upending it, and sending it rattling like a tipped over barrel down the stone floor.

"Gravity booster disabled! Movement impaired! Sensors impared! Stop the scientist! Exterminate!"

Dodging to the floor as a dozen bolts of blue light shot overhead, weird joykill had a wild, stupid, and crazy idea.

The shrieking, spinning dalek's "gun" was still shooting quite regularly.  Willing every ounce of agility that the suit encumbered frame of his could muster, he charged the intervening space, rolled into a ball, and collided with the metallic monstrosity, grabbed hold of the turret head, and aimed it at the oncoming legion of terror....

[Kofthefens]

Entranced by the plant Kofthefens walks closer. They glow, swaying in the breeze hypnotically. Kofthefens had thought this plant was a legend, a myth. He slowly draws closer, stretching out his hand...

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

All the planeswalkers are dead except for one.  He grabs onto clockwork Hugo and pulls him into the blind eternities with him.  Only God-like beings and planeswalkers can survive there...

MAKE SURE HUGOLUMAN SEES THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[WillowLuman]

I think you missed the post about Super PH Man, ZTG

"I AM A GOD! HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE! HOW CAN YOU BE SO NAIVE? COME, LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR MY MERCY! Oooh, I've always wanted to use that line!" Clockwork Hugo pulled out a shotgun full of adamantine pelets and blew away several planeswalkers. With a flick of the clutch-stick, the last one was placed into a time loop. "I'll deal with you later. Now, I have a date with myself!"

The clockwork fiend walked out of the immense chamber and limbo'd through the air ducts, being able to bend it's mechanical spine to a great degree. Humming "Dies Aires," it strode through the chaos with a horrible grin on it it's metal face.

[WillowLuman]

The Black Dalek sat in the center of the human lab, barking orders. Suddenly, a trans-dimensional shout echoed through the halls. In quick decision it handed over control to it's second in command and said to itself, "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT," and was never seen since.

In the time before time, Dalek Sec began wandering the Underworld.

Meanwhile, the other daleks continued converting kittens into more Daleks.

Gbaneg has arrived!

[Eric Blank]

I don't think adamantine pellets would make for very effective shotgun ammo. Or any sort of projectile, really. Lose momentum much too fast.

[WillowLuman]

Adamantine tipped slade particles, to be precise. Out of ammo though, and they can't be replaced due to being from the mood of a dwarf (who is now dead). Point is, they were sharp and dense.

[Mrhappyface]

Hey everyone! I figured out how to mod the interdimensional raws! I made weapon and armor edible!

[wierd]

"Alert! Unknown lifeform is attacking! Terror! Exterminate! Exterminate!"

The dalek he was now riding in a most undignified fashion shrieked as joykill wrenched its "head" to face the oncoming monsters, before engaging the pneumatic piledriver on its dome. A deafening peal of air hammer on gleaming gold metal cascaded down the corridor repeatedly, as the frenzied dalek began shoot indiscrimently and wrecklessly into the approaching legion.

Explosions and screams rang out as beams met targets, walls, cieling tiles, and polished floors, sending debris, smoke, and bodies all over.

It was there, holding the nub of the dalek's shattered eyestalk with his left hand, while beating on the dome with the air hammer built into his right, that he noticed, for the first time, the unbelievable number of dead bodies.

Do "daleks" have "no_zombie"? He wondered.....

Squeezing his knees together to retain hold of the blinded dalek he was riding on, he used both hands as the tank once more began to spin around wildly.

Gesturing wildly, he felt the dead daleks come under his power, their minds....so alien.....filled with hate more intense than any other undead he had ever commanded, threatening to break his control.. but he held it... forced his will.

"EXTERMINATE!" He shouted, and all hell broke loose.