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[WillowLuman]

I wouldn't let something open up more rifts. Trust me, I was on the wrong side of one for several pages. If Gbaneg crawled out of one, he'd probably have reinforcements

[Loud Whispers]

Hey Zanz, how do you drive dragon populations to extinction?

Well, there are thousands that range from the size of a hummingbird to the size of (basically) a mountain, so your goal is impossible to obtain.

Oh, I need more dwarven blood, this time I'll use a kobold-sized silver hammer.
Hehehe, loopholes.

Hammers only bruise...

1. Hummingbirds are vermin.
Cats kill vermin.
Dwarves fish vermin. Known for driving species to extinction.
It's child's play driving a species to extinction, and impossible... That sounds like a challenge... I like challenges.
2. HAMMERTIME!

No seriously, hammers do a *tad* bit more than bruising. He he.

[Corai]

Hey Zanz, how do you drive dragon populations to extinction?

Well, there are thousands that range from the size of a hummingbird to the size of (basically) a mountain, so your goal is impossible to obtain.

Oh, I need more dwarven blood, this time I'll use a kobold-sized silver hammer.


Hehehe, loopholes.

Hammers only bruise...

The kobold turns, and speaks the words "I know." with a devilish smile.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

@Loud Whispers

Don't forget about the mountain-sized ones!

[Orky_Boss]

A *group* of Migrants have arrived

"Cinderella Dwarf"- Pro Boxer
Legendary Wrestler
Legendary Striker
Legendary Kicker
Legendary Fighter
Proffesional Dodger
Competent Teacher
Dabbling Armor User

Attributes:
Absolutely Inexhaustible
Mighty
Basically unbreakable
Very Agile

Kills:
2 Dwarf Boxers in The Arena

Notable Kills:
Legendary Kobold Wrestler in The Arena

Win/Loss Rate in the Boxing Ring:
20/0/0

OOC: Due what you will with him. EXCEPT FOR CORAI SINCE HE/SHE/IT/ ISN'T A DWARF!

[Loud Whispers]

Don't forget about the mountain-sized ones!

Does this booze smell like Oliolliitis to you?

[Corai]

A dwarf is crying in the corner, beardless.




.....What? I wanted to try a beard on. Plays with fake-beard.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Don't forget about the mountain-sized ones!

Does this booze smell like Oliolliitis to you?

Dragons don't drink booze and are immune to all diseases that are existing, will exist, or, have existed!

[Corai]

Your dragons are OP brotha, kills off all !!FUN!! that is to be had. You NEED something that can wipe these things out.

[Oliolli]

You mean designing instead of desing and desinged, right?

...dammit...

Don't forget about the mountain-sized ones!

Does this booze smell like Oliolliitis to you?

...the one time you actually write "Oliolli" in the correct form, it's supposed to be "Ollioli"... >.<

Just check the raws you wrote up earlier.

Your dragons are OP brotha, kills off all !!FUN!! that is to be had. You NEED something that can wipe these things out.

+1
There's a reason I turned a kobold into the Olliolifex. There's a reason I was planning on tearing the mobile fort down. There's a reason I now have to design some insanely overpowered failsafe into the Olliolifex. Heck, maybe I'll just have to have another kobold guff down a barrel of Ollioliitis. It's just ridiculous how the dragons destroy anything and everything we run into. We are Bay 12. We need the Fun.

The Ollifex-failsafe not firing is to be blamed on HugoLuman, of course.

[Corai]

Hey, use foreign kobolds, not mine! Im trying to breed intelligent kobolds.


In a unrelated note, I googled cutebold. NEVER UNSEE, NEVER UNSEE!

[Oliolli]

If a kobold drinks a barrel of murky, blue substance is it really something you want to use if you want to breed intelligent kobolds?

[Eric Blank]

I would call that natural selection, yes. In other words; no, you wouldn't want that one breeding. Of course it was a male so Corai probably doesn't want the competition anyway. That would dilute the desirable traits in a population with undesirable traits of other males. Of course, avoiding inbreeding is important as well. You don't want to end up with a strain of chihuahua-kobolds, do you? Regular kobolds are bad enough.

[WillowLuman]

An unfortunately timed meteorite obliterates the mobile dragon fortress!

[Reudh]

An unfortunately timed Reudh obliterates the kobolds!