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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Oliolli walks down to the dragonic trade depot, chewing on a piece of kitten meat. "So, you guys are carnivores, right? I take it you've got some experience in preparing kitten meat to make it more tasty. Care to share any secrets?" All of a sudden, Corai emerges from a ventilation shaft next to the depot, horribly bruised and running, soon followed by another kobold wielding a hammer. The two run off, the second kobold, who Oliolli does not recognize, spouting death threats to Corai. The dragons cheer at this. Oliolli continues chewing on the piece of kitten meat.

Far outside the fortress, in the middle of a now barren wasteland lies a corpse. The corpse of a foul being, once known as the Ollifex, now dead, killed by the dragonic civilization. What they did not know about the Ollifex, however, is that simply killing it is not enough. The corpse must be banished once it is dead, otherwise horrible things will happen. The only living being on this plane of existance that knows this, however, is spending his time chewing on kitten meat in a trade depot in hell. That being has a poor memory, and sometimes has trouble remembering such "trivial" things. Noises start coming from inside the corpse of the Ollifex, and it almost seems as if something is moving beneath it's skin.

Well, you did the dragon's reaction perfectly.  How would you banish Ollifex?

How do you want the kitten meat done? Hot or Cold? Rare, Medium Rare, etc?  Tell the European dragon how you want it, and toss it into the air.  It will breathe carefully regulated fire at the meat, and will come down how you want it!

FINALLY, someone who realizes where the depot is at!

The Corai Reborn seeks to hide in the air vents? Flush him out with smoke/fire and bring him for justice!

There are dragons, just ask them to breath fire or frost into the vents depending on which species it is.

[Eric Blank]

nonono, breathing fire into our air vents won't help them distribute air. It would actually be very bad for us.

[Loud Whispers]

CCCCC

[Oliolli]

Could we get wierd's advice on how to make some toxic fumes to fill our air vents with?

No problems with this plan. Absolutely flawless. Trust me.

[Corai]

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS AIR VENNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.



Spiders are seen through the small holes that have been smashed-open.

[Loud Whispers]

Can't do Corai, the grates are pure brass and they smell like blood :|

You tried getting blood out of pig tail gloves? Takes days in the rain to wash.

[Oliolli]

You forget the cleansing power of magma.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

nonono, breathing fire into our air vents won't help them distribute air. It would actually be very bad for us.

There's frost breath as well!

What's happening to Ollifex's body?  New plan: capture one of the kobolds, make it go berserk, release it after Corai, both run outside and act as scouts of the body.  What could possibly go wrong!

EDIT: OR
Dragons move all of their items to the edge of the depot.
Dragon Merchant pulls lever.
Hatch covers in center of depot open (none standing upon them).
3 by 3 by 1z area (sealed from HFS) uncovers in the center of the depot.

You could lure Corai out, place him in the arena against a HOSTILE war dog.  Tell him he will be let free if he wins.

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman, remembered by a pan-dimensional race of dragons, returns to existence from the void. HugoLuman's body has absorbed the entire vortex of time, and pure energy pours from the eyes. "I can see everything, and I can see what must be done!"

HugoLuman raises a hand, and the currents of causality gently swirl around the Olifex's body, disintegrating it completely and scattering it to the void and darkness. Corai suddenly finds himself out of the airvent, in a back hallway. He has a chance to run now. Weird is restored to body and life, for now. The cracks in causality are sealed.

"That's fixed then. Good. Now, I feel tired... So very... tired."

HugoLuman has collapsed.

[Fen]

HugoLuman, remembered by a pan-dimensional race of dragons, returns to existence from the void. HugoLuman's body has absorbed the entire vortex of time, and pure energy pours from the eyes. "I can see everything, and I can see what must be done!"

HugoLuman raises a hand, and the currents of causality gently swirl around the Olifex's body, disintegrating it completely and scattering it to the void and darkness. Corai suddenly finds himself out of the airvent, in a back hallway. He has a chance to run now. Weird is restored to body and life, for now. The cracks in causality are sealed.

"That's fixed then. Good. Now, I feel tired... So very... tired."

HugoLuman has collapsed.

Ursit Mconlooker has been striken by melancholyx180

[Eric Blank]

Urist mcHeadStoneworker cancels hide in living quarters: No reason to hide anymore. Back to work.

[Kofthefens]

Urist McOtherOnlooker is reminded of Dr. Who

[WillowLuman]

Kinda a running gag I guess.

[Oliolli]

HugoLuman, remembered by a pan-dimensional race of dragons, returns to existence from the void. HugoLuman's body has absorbed the entire vortex of time, and pure energy pours from the eyes. "I can see everything, and I can see what must be done!"

HugoLuman raises a hand, and the currents of causality gently swirl around the Olifex's body, disintegrating it completely and scattering it to the void and darkness. Corai suddenly finds himself out of the airvent, in a back hallway. He has a chance to run now. Weird is restored to body and life, for now. The cracks in causality are sealed.

"That's fixed then. Good. Now, I feel tired... So very... tired."

HugoLuman has collapsed.

If you'll excuse me, I have several A4s full of ideas to burn...

[Blizzlord]

If you'll excuse me, I have several A4s full of ideas to burn...

Don't burn them! Chop them up with a sword and then burn them.