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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2595 on: May 05, 2012, 11:41:03 pm »
*Tath Zagith puts Lion in a choke hold and strangles it until it passes out*
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Quote from: wierd on April 25, 2012, 11:05:44 pm
Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2596 on: May 05, 2012, 11:42:49 pm »
I cant believe I left the safety of the untamed caverns for this mountainh-


Did I just say the caverns are safer? Oh man this place is a true hell-hole.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2597 on: May 05, 2012, 11:44:35 pm »
What do we do with this now?
*Tath Zagith kicks lion in the chest - ribs crack, splinter and break*
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Quote from: wierd on April 25, 2012, 11:05:44 pm
Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2598 on: May 05, 2012, 11:47:05 pm »
Quote from: Saurinae on May 05, 2012, 11:44:35 pm
What do we do with this now?
*Tath Zagith kicks lion in the chest - ribs crack, splinter and break*

I know two ways.


One, give it to Indilwen as a "pet."

Or train it for war, but I love my first idea.....
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2599 on: May 05, 2012, 11:48:28 pm »
Ooh i have an idea! I'll Train it as a war animal and THEN give it to her as a pet ^_^
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Quote from: wierd on April 25, 2012, 11:05:44 pm
Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2600 on: May 05, 2012, 11:50:11 pm »
Quote from: Saurinae on May 05, 2012, 11:48:28 pm
Ooh i have an idea! I'll Train it as a war animal and THEN give it to her as a pet ^_^

Make sure only to train it ONCE. Dont mind that its only SOMEWHAT trained, thats elven propaganda to make you treat it better then it deserves!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2601 on: May 05, 2012, 11:50:55 pm »
I think that I will train it completely. Indilwen needs a bodyguard when I'm not around.
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Quote from: wierd on April 25, 2012, 11:05:44 pm
Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2602 on: May 05, 2012, 11:52:31 pm »
Damn.



Plan A is out.....Plan B.....No, not big enough to throw that.....Plan C, no.....she'd maul me......Plan D....The hell WHO WROTE THIS, WHO WROTE THIS DOWN, SHES MARRIED FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2603 on: May 05, 2012, 11:54:01 pm »
She gets a war mount. ^_^ *Indilwen is overjoyed!*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2604 on: May 05, 2012, 11:58:18 pm »
Quote from: Saurinae on May 05, 2012, 11:54:01 pm
She gets a war mount. ^_^ *Indilwen is overjoyed!*


There goes Plan E......

Plan F, ah!

The falling granite boulder strikes Indilwen in the head, but it falls apart!


Stryophome.....Damnit!


Corai flees into the air vents, safe from nigh everything but kobolds.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2605 on: May 05, 2012, 11:59:04 pm »
*Indilwen gives chase after taking a hammer*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2606 on: May 06, 2012, 12:00:17 am »
YOU CANT CATCH ME, I USE THESE SO MUCH I KNOW WHERE EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY IS!

Corai trips on his own feet!


Theres not enough space to get back up!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2607 on: May 06, 2012, 12:01:14 am »
*Indilwen starts beating Corai with a hammer*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2608 on: May 06, 2012, 12:03:13 am »
Corai grabs his dagger and stabs the air vent, scratching it!

The horrible noise deafens and stuns Indilwen!

Corai stabs Indilwen in the lower body with his Large Copper Dagger, tearing the muscle, tearing the fat, bruising the stomach!


Corai flees!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2609 on: May 06, 2012, 12:04:28 am »
*Indilwen flies into a rage tearing everything apart on the way to corai*
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Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!
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