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[Corai]

.....Atleast there so damaged they cant run!


Meanwhile, lets find Indilwen! So I can kill my arch-kobold nemesis besides Deebus I MEAN RESCUE HER......YEAH.....RESCUE HER.......

[Saurinae]

Let's go. *Takes off after Indilwen*

[Corai]

(Anyone like my crappy-recolor of the Griblus picture?)


One moment, I need to clean my suit. Theres blood all over it!

[WillowLuman]

I think that Corai is developing a god-complex, thinking himself akin to KodKod.

Also, weird, what if an FB or giant animal destroys your zombie corpse? Being digested seems to pretty much permanently kill zombies.

[Oliolli]

I propose we defeat the Ollifex by summoning an even bigger Oliollifex.

Good idea. It may even be able to take out the Sheeple. Awakening them was a mistake in retrospect.

I propose modding rabbits into "terrible creatures of ahhhhhhh"'s, and unleashing those on the ollifex.

No need to mod. We just have to find the Cave of Caerbannog and set up some cage traps.

But!

You do not need to be nearby to slab a ghost! Thus I can simply stay in my cave and slab you there, then cave-in the cave, forever trapping the slab where no hand can reach it!

I never said anything about water! Its natural blocks falling, without a pick you can never dig into it! And building destroyer has nothing on walls!


Demonic grin.

Buuut!


Zombies cannot be controlled, or ordered, to dig! Thus you need a living kobold, elf, dwarf, goblin, or human!

You forget those of us who think having wierd around is a good thing. Some of us are capable of mining.

*floats listlessly amongst the corpses.*

*begins to breakdance and gesticulate wildly*

The dead rise!

(The kobold zombies are incredibly stupid. They mill around bumping into each other, making squeeky doggy toy sounds when they do.)

How's re-reanimating Michael Jackson coming along?

[wierd]

Do you really want that zombie popstar around? Last time I summoned a pop icon, it had unpredicted side effects as things that shouldn't be able to boogie started to boogie anyway.

To contain the madness, I disintigrated him with the flame thrower..... but then again, he did do that werecat thing in Thriller, so maybe if I necromantify his nose, and wait for the full moon for him to transform and regenerate the missing parts I can get a complete popstar again...


The potential for abuse, in creating an army of werepanther zombie popstars is pretty high though.

I'll tell you what, give me your old prosthetic body, so I can have hands to do !!SCIENCE!! With, and the next experiment will be to reconstitute Urist McJackson from his nose.

[Oliolli]

Gizogin never gave me the replacement body, and now that i have a new body, I don't really need it. Just ask Gizogin for it, tell him I sent you.

[Gizogin]

Gizogin never gave me the replacement body, and now that i have a new body, I don't really need it. Just ask Gizogin for it, tell him I sent you.

Oh, you didn't even wait for me to finish before asking someone else?  I have like three days left until it's done!

[Naryar]

Naryar, Violent Ghost has risen from the dead and is battering kobold scum !

[medikohl]

MEDIKOHL cancels witty rejoinder: throwing tantrum

[Blizzlord]

MEDIKOHL cancels witty rejoinder: throwing tantrum

If you mean it is hard to rejoin the thread I'm with you. It seems to progress while we in Europe sleep and work...

[Oliolli]

Gizogin never gave me the replacement body, and now that i have a new body, I don't really need it. Just ask Gizogin for it, tell him I sent you.

Oh, you didn't even wait for me to finish before asking someone else?  I have like three days left until it's done!

I never asked for this new body. It was forced upon me, through divine intervention.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Talks with the general have been resolved.  500 dragons, 50 allied marksdwarfs, and the master of air are on their way through HFS.  There will be a delay as they clean up the mess you made around your spire.  The dwarves down there are still fighting, right?

[wierd]

Nope. Cleaned up the killer clowns form the HFS with an episode of pet semitary (sic).

That how I died and became a necromancer ghost.

The dragon can eat the ollifex outside though. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a preliminary fitting with a clockwork robot body scheduled. 

If your dragon needs pactice, I raised some bumbling fodder earlier.  I garrisoned them outside as an early warning system.

[Loud Whispers]

I propose modding

I agree.

   [SYNDROME]
   [SYN_NAME:Ollioliitis]
   [SYN_CONTACT]
   [SYN_INGEST]
   [SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
   [SYN_IMMUNE_CREATURE:CAT:ALL] (for safety reasons, we can't have the minds of cats in control of Olliolifex bodies)
   [CE_BODY_TRANSFORMATION:START:0:END:10000] (to limit the amount of power gained to a moderately brief Olli spree)
   [CE:CREATURE:OLLIOLIFEX:OLOLOLI]
   [CE_ADD_TAG:OPPOSED_TO_LIFE] <- Mandatory

Don't mind me, I'm just off to put this bucket of water back in the well. Also, we conveniently ran out of booze in the last 5 minutes, so if you need a drink, the well's just there.