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[Gizogin]

I am not a dwarf, I am an oliolli. An odd hybrid with the physique of a gorilla, the intelligence of a human and the madness, sadistic impulses and beard of a dwarf. Does not drink alcohol.

You forgot "...and a penchant for getting smacked in the eyes."

Don't worry, we can get those eyes fixed up in no time!  Now, if you'll just follow me into the hospital, we can begin.  Mind your step around the organ pile; it's been a while since the last magma cleaning.  Oh, don't worry, I'll make sure to be well clear of the hospital when that happens.

[Oliolli]

What's with the tumbleweed, though? I'd like to hear that story...

You want to know about the tumbleweed?

It began here.
Tumbleweed is mentioned in 14 posts in that thread, spread across almost 50 pages.

I am not a dwarf, I am an oliolli. An odd hybrid with the physique of a gorilla, the intelligence of a human and the madness, sadistic impulses and beard of a dwarf. Does not drink alcohol.

You forgot "...and a penchant for getting smacked in the eyes."

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...what did I ever do to deserve this..?

Sounds great!  Only I suggest the next project be Dwarven birth control.  I, for one, am too old to start having a baby every year.

This is a masterwork iron coat-hanger crafted by KodKod. It menaces with spikes of iron. It is coated in dwarf blood.

I thought this was the dwarven way of birth control?

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[KodKod]

...what did I ever do to deserve this..?

Oh, it's not you specifically. You're just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I can't remember my psychiatrist's advice all too clearly, but I'm fairly sure it was something along the lines of "...hurt people." That's all I heard anyway, I wasn't paying attention to the rest of what she was saying.

[Loud Whispers]

That was you?

Well at least it explains the knife.

[Urist Da Vinci]

How would our community be defended? I'm in favor of trap spamming and a superweapon to use against sieges. We wouldn't want to send anyone out to fight unless they volunteered for it, right?

[Broseph Stalin]

How would our community be defended? I'm in favor of trap spamming and a superweapon to use against sieges. We wouldn't want to send anyone out to fight unless they volunteered for it, right?

Or if they made cheese, cheese makers would become soldiers. I'm not actually sure what we'd do, on one hand trap spamming is the only way to collect exotic pets and test subjects but a giant cannon that shoots magma into the path of an equally giant cannon that shoots water and causes obsidian to rain down on unsuspecting sieges sounds like something we'd do.

[Oliolli]

I vote we send KodKod out to wrestle invaders by herself 

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...dammit...

[Sting_Auer]

I vote we send KodKod out to wrestle invaders by herself 

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...dammit...

Implying that kodKod wouldn't bring a horde of kobolds with (him/her?)

[Loud Whispers]

Implying that kodKod wouldn't bring a horde of kobolds with (him/her?)

she-demon.

[Naryar]

She-demon indeed !

[Talvieno]

I vote we send KodKod out to wrestle invaders by herself 

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...dammit...

Implying that kodKod wouldn't bring a horde of kobolds with (him/her?)

Are kobolds even any good against well-armed goblins? Especially their captains? I have great respect for KodKod. Really, I do. I just wouldn't want to send her out there.

I wouldn't mind some magma traps, though. That would be epic fun to build by hand and watch it go. And as I'm a miner/mason...

[RAKninja]

hey, kobold eggs fit in the sack as well.


A CHILD HAS BEEN ABDUCTED x12

[Garath]

Do we have a clothesmaker yet? I'm mostly trying to keep up with the demand ofr drinks, but my trousers start to have holes at the knees and I'm starting to feel a bit drafty in the rear a know. If it keeps going like this I'd like to speak to the one in charge.

[KodKod]

I vote we send KodKod out to wrestle invaders by herself 

That's just cruel!
Those poor fucking goblins.

[Loud Whispers]

Damn Ninjas keep stealing the offspring.