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[Corai]

(Resists temptation..... fails saving throw)

I thought you were trying to "use your spear" on him corai........

He said he misses you, and that he has a nice warm cage waiting if you ever decide to come back......

RAILS, THE RAILS ARE SNAPPING.


And so is my sanity.

[Cellmonk]

SOMEONE PUT THIS BACK ON THE RAILS.





I vote we go on goblin-genocide!

that's the spirit. we need to form a squad. people join and state their weapon slash weaknesses, and we vote on a militia commander.

I'm a somewhat weak, untrained, and prone to injury spearman. I tend to mix up my armor, and dodge into bad places.

[WillowLuman]

I feel guilty now, because I just realized Talvenio is testing a mod.

[Corai]

SOMEONE PUT THIS BACK ON THE RAILS.





I vote we go on goblin-genocide!

that's the spirit. we need to form a squad. people join and state their weapon slash weaknesses, and we vote on a militia commander.

I'm a somewhat weak, untrained, and prone to injury spearman. I tend to mix up my armor, and dodge into bad places.

Im tiny, need custom made weapons and armor, and I can move without noise. I can get torn in half by a rabbit but I can kill anything if I have a dagger.

*Legendary +5 knife user*


@Hugo

Lolwut?

[WillowLuman]

Let's just say the modded civ would be very good at genocide, goblin or otherwise.

[Corai]

My kobolds have no chance.




.....Okay everyone, were moving into HFS. Put on your scary costumes.


....I SAID SCARY, NOT TERRIFYING!


The kobolds are dressed as flowers and elves.

[wierd]

The manamaid busts a sexy move!

[Corai]

The manamaid busts a sexy move!

The kobold explodes in confusion!


FREEBLE, NO!

[wierd]

We should catch a manamaid, put it in a glass terrarium, cover it with a pigtail sheet emblazoned with a "wear eye protection! Do not look at manamaid with remaining eyes!" Warning, then send it to that king friend of corai's.


That should kill him dead when it busts a sexy move in his quarters.


*note: one of the things talvieno was experimenting with was a race of "humanoid manatees" called manamaids. They have a "paralysis/coma" inducing attack, called "bust a sexy move."

It causes massive area effect paralysis.

[Corai]

We should catch a manamaid, put it in a glass terrarium, cover it with a pigtail sheet emblazoned with a "wear eye protection! Do not look at manamaid with remaining eyes!" Warning, then send it to that king friend of corai's.


That should kill him dead when it busts a sexy move in his quarters.

THANK YOU.


THANK YOU!

The kobold begins hugging Weird's leg.


THANK YOU!

[KodKod]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Corai]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I love you, I love you so much for that.

[Fen]

Aaaand now we're back on topic. I think. I can never tell when I'm on these forums.
Anybody else wearing socks at this very minute? Mine are black.

[WillowLuman]

Just took mine off.

...

Now there's a quote that can be exploited out of context

[KodKod]

Aaaand now we're back on topic. I think. I can never tell when I'm on these forums.
Anybody else wearing socks at this very minute? Mine are black.

I am also wearing black socks. That is a truly astounding coincidence.

Mind, blown.