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[Corai]

Oh, and also:


SOMEONE HELP ME, THE DRAGONS FIGURED OUT THAT WOOD IS FLAMABLE.





And I have 57 dwarves hostage, 17 legendary metal-whatevers.

[Lumix]

Oh, and also:


SOMEONE HELP ME, THE DRAGONS FIGURED OUT THAT WOOD IS FLAMABLE.





And I have 57 dwarves hostage, 17 legendary metal-whatevers.

CONTROLED FLOODING.

Or by Dwarven standards

UNCONTROLLED FLOODING.

[KodKod]

YOU FOOLS ! You'll doom us all with your kodkod worshipping cult ! Can't you see that she will use you as tools and then destroy you when you will have outlived your usefulness !

"Loyalist." KodKod seeks to usurp the God Emperor of Mankind.
Also, what does this have to do with mountain halls? If anyone would rule it it would be Toady, Three-Toes or Girlinhat.

Oh that's fine, by all means let Girlinhat be in charge.

I see myself in more of the evil chancellor position, coveting the power of whoever is in charge and ultimately leading to their downfall as I poison them or gain possession of some mystic artefact, that sort of fun-times, and then seizing control for myself to begin my tyrannical reign after their demise.

But evil chancelors are always male !

I disagree.

[Blizzlord]

YOU FOOLS ! You'll doom us all with your kodkod worshipping cult ! Can't you see that she will use you as tools and then destroy you when you will have outlived your usefulness !

"Loyalist." KodKod seeks to usurp the God Emperor of Mankind.
Also, what does this have to do with mountain halls? If anyone would rule it it would be Toady, Three-Toes or Girlinhat.

Oh that's fine, by all means let Girlinhat be in charge.

I see myself in more of the evil chancellor position, coveting the power of whoever is in charge and ultimately leading to their downfall as I poison them or gain possession of some mystic artefact, that sort of fun-times, and then seizing control for myself to begin my tyrannical reign after their demise.

But evil chancelors are always male !

I disagree.

Women always try to take our positions of power, and when they have it they will never surrender it.
This is the reason you need to face the almighty exterminatus!

Edit: Forgot to mention the smashing. With hammers.
I'm avoiding the obvious/oblivious joke here.

[Loud Whispers]

I do recall King DZA migrating out of the fort to avoid the eventual deathsplosion 40 pages ago.

I think I'll begin wandering the wilds now.

[Gizogin]

YOU FOOLS ! You'll doom us all with your kodkod worshipping cult ! Can't you see that she will use you as tools and then destroy you when you will have outlived your usefulness !

"Loyalist." KodKod seeks to usurp the God Emperor of Mankind.
Also, what does this have to do with mountain halls? If anyone would rule it it would be Toady, Three-Toes or Girlinhat.

Oh that's fine, by all means let Girlinhat be in charge.

I see myself in more of the evil chancellor position, coveting the power of whoever is in charge and ultimately leading to their downfall as I poison them or gain possession of some mystic artefact, that sort of fun-times, and then seizing control for myself to begin my tyrannical reign after their demise.

But evil chancelors are always male !

I disagree.

Are we sure Yzma isn't actually a dorf in disguise?

[KodKod]

Are we sure Yzma isn't actually a dorf in disguise?

Well there are no guarantees of course, be she is certainly very dwarfy.

Offing stupid nobles, obsessed with unreliable ‼SCIENCE‼... It's a distinct possibility that she is a dwarf.

[Eric Blank]

Her mother would have to be an elf for her to be so tall, scrawny and devoid of body hair!

[WillowLuman]

Believe me, in retrospect I don't know how I could have mistaken it either. I think that at the time I just thought the smell was coming from the sink. I've never had a very good nose.

[Fen]

Are we sure Yzma isn't actually a dorf in disguise?

Well there are no guarantees of course, be she is certainly very dwarfy.

Offing stupid nobles, obsessed with unreliable ‼SCIENCE‼... It's a distinct possibility that she is a dwarf.

After having watched that, I'm fairly certain KodKod is a cross between Misery and Izma. This, of course, makes Corai a kobold version of Kronk/Balrog, which makes sense in very strange ways. Brain what are you doing to me.

[flieroflight]

Are we sure Yzma isn't actually a dorf in disguise?

Well there are no guarantees of course, be she is certainly very dwarfy.

Offing stupid nobles, obsessed with unreliable ‼SCIENCE‼... It's a distinct possibility that she is a dwarf.

After having watched that, I'm fairly certain KodKod is a cross between Misery and Izma. This, of course, makes Corai a kobold version of Kronk/Balrog, which makes sense in very strange ways. Brain what are you doing to me.

so shes not the diety of sadisim then?

[Eric Blank]

No, I am.

[Oliolli]

Bay12's Resident Sadistic Monster

Not the diety of sadisim.

Maybe a deity of sadism, though.

[Corai]

....Since people are escaping emmigrating, I think i'll go find some bandits.

[KodKod]

so shes not the diety of sadisim then?

Not sadism, no... More like unreasonable vengeance.