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[Lumix]

Thank god i have finished the tunneling....,
*Chugs down some ale*
Nothing better than a nice relax-
Whats that red glow.. Larry.. did you just...

SHIT SHIT SHIT *Chug* SHIT

You want my semi-wild dragons to help? There ticked but they wont kill dwarves....right away.....

A Helpful Kobold!? Must be an elf in disguise!~

[Corai]

Thank god i have finished the tunneling....,
*Chugs down some ale*
Nothing better than a nice relax-
Whats that red glow.. Larry.. did you just...

SHIT SHIT SHIT *Chug* SHIT

You want my semi-wild dragons to help? There ticked but they wont kill dwarves....right away.....

A Helpful Kobold!? Must be an elf in disguise!~

OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!


YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A ELF, THE ETERNAL ENEMEY OF KOBOLDS (when im not playing masterwork)

[Lordraymond]

Thank god i have finished the tunneling....,
*Chugs down some ale*
Nothing better than a nice relax-
Whats that red glow.. Larry.. did you just...

SHIT SHIT SHIT *Chug* SHIT

You want my semi-wild dragons to help? There ticked but they wont kill dwarves....right away.....

A Helpful Kobold!? Must be an elf in disguise!~

Look out! He loves elves! Corai's a traitor to dwarves, kobolds and life itself! He must be executed!

[Blizzlord]

Thank god i have finished the tunneling....,
*Chugs down some ale*
Nothing better than a nice relax-
Whats that red glow.. Larry.. did you just...

SHIT SHIT SHIT *Chug* SHIT

You want my semi-wild dragons to help? There ticked but they wont kill dwarves....right away.....

A Helpful Kobold!? Must be an elf in disguise!~

Look out! He loves elves! Corai's a traitor to dwarves, kobolds and life itself! He must be executed!

Kill it with trees! It is the only way!

[Loud Whispers]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[seriously, they're everywhere, it's an epidemic]

[Corai]

Kill me with trees?



IF I FLEE TO MY MOUNTAIN BUNKER, I WILL BE SAFE, AS THERE ARE NO TREES.




Except one that got chopped by accident.

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See that sexy base? Yeah, Im nice and safe there.

[Loud Whispers]

Needs more spikes

[wierd]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[seriously, they're everywhere, it's an epidemic]

I try my best!  I thought the chocolate coated cyanide marzipan was brilliant! Sadly, it seems dwarven children prefer alcohol over candy...

I'm still working on a suitably effective concoction.

[Corai]

Needs more spikes

My magma is being a a-hole, it wont fill higher then 2, I need 7 for my magma forges. I try pushing floor onto magma to push it into the channel but it WONT. FREAKING. FILL.

[Dohon]

A bit late to the party, but:

If you guys dorf me ... My skills are leaning towards the social kind. Good teacher and manager. And I'm quite handy with demolition work using hammers. And a high sense of justice. Guess that makes me a candidate for the Fortress Guard or the Manager position. Or a Hammerdwarf Squad.

Either way, my death will be slow, bloody and filled with huge amounts of suffering.

[Loud Whispers]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[seriously, they're everywhere, it's an epidemic]

I try my best!  I thought the chocolate coated cyanide marzipan was brilliant! Sadly, it seems dwarven children prefer alcohol over candy...

I'm still working on a suitably effective concoction.

And it appears to be that with Dorf livers, cyanide is naught but a delicious treat :|

[Corai]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[seriously, they're everywhere, it's an epidemic]

I try my best!  I thought the chocolate coated cyanide marzipan was brilliant! Sadly, it seems dwarven children prefer alcohol over candy...

I'm still working on a suitably effective concoction.

And it appears to be that with Dorf livers, cyanide is naught but a delicious treat :|

Hey....hey you....got a kid problem? I know a few goblins that can......take care of it.....for a price.

[Lumix]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[seriously, they're everywhere, it's an epidemic]

I try my best!  I thought the chocolate coated cyanide marzipan was brilliant! Sadly, it seems dwarven children prefer alcohol over candy...

I'm still working on a suitably effective concoction.

And it appears to be that with Dorf livers, cyanide is naught but a delicious treat :|

Hey....hey you....got a kid problem? I know a few goblins that can......take care of it.....for a price.

I have to pay now to get my children... Disposed of? Hah.
Back in my day, you turn around for a snack, and BAM, they are gone, and everything is better.

[Corai]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[seriously, they're everywhere, it's an epidemic]

I try my best!  I thought the chocolate coated cyanide marzipan was brilliant! Sadly, it seems dwarven children prefer alcohol over candy...

I'm still working on a suitably effective concoction.

And it appears to be that with Dorf livers, cyanide is naught but a delicious treat :|

Hey....hey you....got a kid problem? I know a few goblins that can......take care of it.....for a price.

I have to pay now to get my children... Disposed of? Hah.
Back in my day, you turn around for a snack, and BAM, they are gone, and everything is better.

Not money buddy........yeah, I dont want money.....gimme a map of the Twelth Bay and I'll make allllllllll those kiddies go away........

[Reudh]

Are we talking of the Dark One again?

Aye, I remember those dark days where one couldn't venture forth a proposition to ye fellow dwarves without being shouted down by hordes of people screaming MAGMA at you.

I was just an Escaped Lunatic in those days, whatever that be in th' humanspeak.