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[AWdeV]

Kodkod for Grand Vizier!

[Oliolli]

In the latest news from the Twelfth Bay, KodKod has had an unfortunate accident. We have interviewed a local resident.

Oliolli: "I think it's a good thing she's gone, she was getting too power-hungry."


NO! My leg! Give me back my leg! NOOO!!!

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
heart
left upper arm
left upper leg

Archeron... would you mind?

[WaffleEggnog]

In the latest news from the Twelfth Bay, KodKod has had an unfortunate accident. We have interviewed a local resident.

Oliolli: "I think it's a good thing she's gone, she was getting too power-hungry."


NO! My leg! Give me back my leg! NOOO!!!

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
heart
left upper arm
left upper leg

Archeron... would you mind?

Was it badgers? Or pissed kids without shoes?

[Blizzlord]

In the latest news from the Twelfth Bay, KodKod has had an unfortunate accident. We have interviewed a local resident.

Oliolli: "I think it's a good thing she's gone, she was getting too power-hungry."


NO! My leg! Give me back my leg! NOOO!!!

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
heart
left upper arm
left upper leg

Archeron... would you mind?

Middle eye hehe...
I think they will give your leg back.
...eventually.

[Oliolli]

In the latest news from the Twelfth Bay, KodKod has had an unfortunate accident. We have interviewed a local resident.

Oliolli: "I think it's a good thing she's gone, she was getting too power-hungry."


NO! My leg! Give me back my leg! NOOO!!!

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
heart
left upper arm
left upper leg

Archeron... would you mind?

Was it badgers? Or pissed kids without shoes?

All that has been done by KodKod over the timespan of ten days. It all started in a now locked thread, when I suggested that maybe KodKod isn't completely harmless.


Hmm, I just realised I forgot to put

left eye tooth
right eye tooth

into that list...

[Naryar]

YOU FOOLS ! You'll doom us all with your kodkod worshipping cult ! Can't you see that she will use you as tools and then destroy you when you will have outlived your usefulness !

"Loyalist." KodKod seeks to usurp the God Emperor of Mankind.
Also, what does this have to do with mountain halls? If anyone would rule it it would be Toady, Three-Toes or Girlinhat.

Oh that's fine, by all means let Girlinhat be in charge.

I see myself in more of the evil chancellor position, coveting the power of whoever is in charge and ultimately leading to their downfall as I poison them or gain possession of some mystic artefact, that sort of fun-times, and then seizing control for myself to begin my tyrannical reign after their demise.

But evil chancelors are always male !

[WillowLuman]

Given the circumstances, I think Oliolli should be the first candidate for cyberman conversion cybernetic augmentation

[flieroflight]

Given the circumstances, I think Oliolli should be the first candidate for cyberman conversion cybernetic augmentation

yes, all those missing parts jusrt mean we dont have to take them off later.
Im thinking blenderteeth and maybe an arm with a built in crossbow. pointing in.

[Oliolli]

So, which will I get? The Shepard-treatment or the Jensen-treatment?

Gizogin already gave me something to replace my heart. He didn't explain what it is, only said that it's "like a mechanical heart, only different in every meaningful way".

[flieroflight]

So, which will I get? The Shepard-treatment or the Jensen-treatment?

Gizogin already gave me something to replace my heart. He didn't explain what it is, only said that it's "like a mechanical heart, only different in every meaningful way".

Youll get the shepard treatment which you never asked for.
And kill all small children in vents. Its better in the long run.

[EternallySlaying]

I guess I'd just join in as Sarge. Everything is for science. First I need to make a Lopez, then maybe I could help in the cybernetic implants. Then after I get Lopez to make the goblin radar, I'll modify it to show goblins in orange, so I can call them dirtbags and hit them with my scattershot cannon. It's all for !!Science!! HEEYAAAHH!

[wierd]

Science is awesome.  I love science.

See how much I love science?

[Gizogin]

Wow, I need to stay on top of this thread.  It moves so fast!

Talvieno, I think you captured me perfectly in your last journal.  I've found that I can ask people to do just about anything if they think it'll help them save a life.  Also, I was hungry.

So, which will I get? The Shepard-treatment or the Jensen-treatment?

Gizogin already gave me something to replace my heart. He didn't explain what it is, only said that it's "like a mechanical heart, only different in every meaningful way".

Well, if you want cybernetic augmentation, you're out of luck.  I don't exactly have that level of technology to work with.  The new heart-replacement I gave you is basically just a hand-crank.  Keep turning that handle, by the way; you don't want to see what happens when all the blood in a person's body stops pumping at the same time (Hint: it's called "death").  I'm working on a self-powered model, based on the standard water-reactor, but it's taking a bit of tinkering to get the pressure right.  All my test subjects keep popping, and the cleanup is a hassle.  Also, it currently takes up a full room to hold all the stuff.

[Oliolli]

So, which will I get? The Shepard-treatment or the Jensen-treatment?

Gizogin already gave me something to replace my heart. He didn't explain what it is, only said that it's "like a mechanical heart, only different in every meaningful way".

Youll get the shepard treatment which you never asked for.

I'm going to be shot into space simply so I can be dropped from orbit? Cool!

Well, if you want cybernetic augmentation, you're out of luck.  I don't exactly have that level of technology to work with.

So I'll have to wait until we invent it?

The new heart-replacement I gave you is basically just a hand-crank.  Keep turning that handle, by the way; you don't want to see what happens when all the blood in a person's body stops pumping at the same time (Hint: it's called "death").

So that's what this thing is for? In that case, maybe I should start turning it. Might help.

I'm working on a self-powered model, based on the standard water-reactor, but it's taking a bit of tinkering to get the pressure right.  All my test subjects keep popping, and the cleanup is a hassle.  Also, it currently takes up a full room to hold all the stuff.

No worries, I'll just carry it around. May slow me down a bit, though  What if I just start living near some magma forges? Some haulers'll have to bring me metal bars, food and something to drink.

Sorry for no journal entries yet. I'll get on it, once I have some time.

In ten days this thread has become longer than the Swordthunders-reclaim-thingy became in 139 days... odd...

[Corai]

YOU FOOLS ! You'll doom us all with your kodkod worshipping cult ! Can't you see that she will use you as tools and then destroy you when you will have outlived your usefulness !

SNACKRIFICES, SNACKRIFICES!!!!!!!!!