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[SRD]

Crumble bones*

[AleAndSteel]

since i'm new, i would have to line up properly in the chain of command.

Sign me up as a SPEARDWARF.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I'd be overseeing some sort of overly-complex death machine capable of wiping out the fort if misused.  It would start as an innocent and simple means to keep the fort's water supply from freezing in winter.

[Stil]

I enter the fort with the all skills the overseer has been yearning for... but then I decide that drinking from the middle tile on the lip of a 100z level waterfall is a good idea.

[Gizogin]

I call position of chief medical dwarf with a personality that makes him never diagnose anything.

I'm afraid you're about 4 pages too late.  I might be able to sign you up as part of my medical staff, though; what medical skills do you possess?

Did I hear that our mayor was drained of his vital fluids?  This is my time to shine!  Quick, get me 6ccs of milk, ten wild strawberries, and a pitcher of booze!  Then, after I'm done with lunch, scrape up all the spilled fluids from the danger rooms.  We need to make a transfusion!

[Garath]

Booze comming right up!

Garath McBrewer cancels brew, admires corpse

[Kibstable]

I'm just going to stand here, on a break, when I'm finished being on a break I'm going to get a drink then I'll pull that lever that operates the drawbridge that sorts the migrants. I see them aproaching now...

[Loud Whispers]

Nobody wants to be a military dwarf? Does The Twelfth Bay really have no military?

Well I was a legendary SwordsDorf mayor, until some random bloke spread jam all over my jugular.

Now I'm a ghosty necromancer! How well things turn out.

[MonkeyHead]

I would quite happily be a potter - useful in as much as I can make most things wh a decent value from an abundant resource for free using magma, but enough of a nobody to not be overly cared about and happliy left to his devices deep underground. Nobody suspects the potter...

[Ultimuh]

There.. the 20+ z.level pit is dug, the bridge to my personal bunker is buildt and connected to a lever.
Fully furnished.. now I need food and drink supplies to last at least five years..

[Urist_McUristson]

The forgotten beast Urist_McUristson has come! A great, skinless cave crocodile. It has a single horn and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its deadly dust.

[Ultimuh]

OHCRAP!

*Runs into his bunker and pulls the bridge lever.*

Should be safe.. only got food and drink for a few days tough..

Hmm.. perhaps I should smoothen up the place bit while
I'm waiting for the others to take care of that thing..

[HorridOwn4ge]

I'll be a Baron!

I like swords, dogs, Obsidian, Elephant leather, and One-horned monkey soot devils for their maliciousness.

Horrid mandates a Elephant leather sword!

[Nyotor Lizardhammers]

If the bay12 forums were a mountainhome im certain there would be Candy statues and pools of vomit and crundle bones in every corner.

You forgot socks

I forgot I'm actually also a skilled archer irl, so I guess I'd make a good hunter / backup marksdwarf as well? I can't stay in the military too long, someone has to keep those animals in line, lest the giant cave spiders go feral and web the fort to death.

Perhaps I should invest in a summerhome for when things go to... you know.

[Loud Whispers]

Perhaps I should invest in a summerhome for when things go to... you know.

*Moving carpet of zombies in the horizon*