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[Sus]

The most confusing holiday ever concieved.

It's not confusing depending on how you celebrate it.

Here in England it "Hey, let's all eat fuck-ass huge chocolate eggs, small-ass chocolate eggs filled with caramel, and assorted chocolatey-ass chocolate bars".

Smart.

Not so different from Finland, then. Except here we have kids dressing up as witches and doing the whole Halloween "trick or treat" style thing, as well.

But mostly chocolate. Yum.

Tonight: Practice dwarven hermit challenge.
Tomorrow: Buy ALL the discounted chocolates!

You're a genius! Here, have my finest +«*Llama Wool Sock*»+s. I'm so going to raid the shops tomorrow.

[KodKod]

Earlier today I had a whole bag of assorted chocolatey-ass eggs that I had bought myself.

Caramel Eggs, Cadbury's Creme Eggs, Galaxy Eggs, Lindor Eggs, and those delicious malteaser bunny bastards. Overall I think it weighed more than I do. Now they are half gone. I have a wedding to attend THIS WEEK and I will never squeeze into my 28" skirt.

NO REGRETS.

[Eric Blank]

Append a temporary 4-inch strap to the waistline of the skirt and call it an experiment in fashion.

[Girlinhat]

According to this apparent sizing chart, my Size 0 jeans amount  to ~32" hips.  I need more substantially feminine curves T_T

To the day-after-easter sales! >:D

[KodKod]

I'm exaggerating, I will totally fit my outfit for the wedding, I'm not that irresponsible haha I'm tooootally that irresponsible.

I just happen to have a ridiculous metabolism, which pisses me off because I hate skinny bitches.

To the day-after-easter sales!

I should be so lucky for this to work for me. =/
Jelly on you.

[nttea]

One item that I have been gripping about recently is the lack of end game content that is in dwarf fortress.

HFS?

HFS isnt content its instant *CANDY* in your face.

for me any content is endgame content

[ThatAussieGuy]

One item that I have been gripping about recently is the lack of end game content that is in dwarf fortress.

HFS?

HFS isnt content its instant *CANDY* in your face.

So does that make it the ultimate candygram from hell? *rimshot*  And the HFS certainly doesn't qualify as end-game content.  It's more of a bonus area.

[mnjiman]

GAH SO EXICTED!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=100851.1260

ToadyOne's recent answers in the Future Of Dwarf FOrtress thread really gives a clear idea of what minecarts can really do.

Top things that make me excited from what has been said is:

1) Minecarts will hurt creatures depending on the speed and mass of the cart.

2) Minecarts going too fast at a turn will create "fun".

3) Minecarts will be able to jump ramps and land on tracks on the other side of a hole.

4) Dwarves will eventually be able to ride in minecarts at some point in the future, but not necessarily this release.

5) You can create a Newton ball out of Minecarts :O think of the contraptions that could be built.

[luppolo]

1) Minecarts will hurt creatures depending on the speed and mass of the cart.

[Urist McGyver]

Hauling itself is going to see an overhaul.

CHRIST!!!!

[NonconsensualSurgery]

I'm exaggerating, I will totally fit my outfit for the wedding, I'm not that irresponsible haha I'm tooootally that irresponsible.

I just happen to have a ridiculous metabolism, which pisses me off because I hate skinny bitches.

To the day-after-easter sales!

I should be so lucky for this to work for me. =/
Jelly on you.

Myth confirmed: there are girls on the internet, and they play Dwarf Fortress.

[ivanthe8th]

3) Minecarts will be able to jump ramps and land on tracks on the other side of a hole.

I'm envisioning an isolated gulag. A sealed catacomb of torment where new prisoners are introduced via minecart launcher. Regular shipments of goods are expected in return, lest the food-carts stop. Those sent inside never see their families again, the gulag is their family now.

Honestly it sounds like Exile, we could have a whole new kind of fun with segregated forts and role-play.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exile_(video_game_series)

[JJtoocool]

I'm exaggerating, I will totally fit my outfit for the wedding, I'm not that irresponsible haha I'm tooootally that irresponsible.

I just happen to have a ridiculous metabolism, which pisses me off because I hate skinny bitches.

To the day-after-easter sales!

I should be so lucky for this to work for me. =/
Jelly on you.

Myth confirmed: there are girls on the internet, and they play Dwarf Fortress.

What is this madness?

Minecart related:
If minecarts physics aren't affected by magma, like everything else so far, we could have the perfect fat melting machine here, run the carts right through magma with your soldiers on them.

Another thing we could do with the booster tracks, we can make an infinite revolving minecart shield around your fort. Bonus points for any magma, as always. Double that if it explodes everywhere when the cart hits something.

[Trif]

Tonight, I had a very short dream about Dwarf Fortress. I saw a small part of a fortress, and it had some minecarts. Their symbol was 0, but they had a very stupid color like orange or purple. I didn't see any tracks.
It also was a tileset I don't recall seeing before.

[Argonnek]

Yeah, as DF assimilates you, the dreams will become more and more vivid until you can see the universe in either tile graphics or ASCII at the edges of your vision.