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Author Topic: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)  (Read 252359 times)

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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #255 on: April 05, 2012, 10:58:01 am »
Minecarts shall be my first line of defense. The possibilities are nearly endless, but I'm leaning toward having them fall from the sky.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #256 on: April 05, 2012, 11:00:10 am »
I'm in favor of a long hallway, Indiana Jones style.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #257 on: April 05, 2012, 11:00:53 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 05, 2012, 10:55:36 am
Oh idea- make the caged goblins, elves, and kobolds haul the minecarts everywhere.

Slave labour? Don't think it'll be possible. Besides, making a goblinite roller coaster - much more fun!
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #258 on: April 05, 2012, 11:01:56 am »
Well, slavery is in the ethics, and by default is unthinkable.  So there may be modding to allow goblin cart pullers.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #259 on: April 05, 2012, 11:02:20 am »
I just hate having those goblins in the cages being useless, it's like a vacation for them.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #260 on: April 05, 2012, 11:04:03 am »
"Such a long, narrow tunnel, and all uphill too. And why are there tracks in the ground? Hm, what is that rumble? seems to be coming from up ahead. Is that a minecart?"
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #261 on: April 05, 2012, 11:05:54 am »
"Is that a parrot?"
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #262 on: April 05, 2012, 11:06:34 am »
I don't think goblins think that cleanly.  They'd be trudging along...
"Tunnel tunnel tunnel tunnel OHSHIT-"
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #263 on: April 05, 2012, 11:06:40 am »
goblin1 "Let's jump at the precise time it is near us so we land in it , K goblinfriend?"
goblin2 "OK!"

The goblin1 has slammed into an obstacle, fracturing the skull.
The goblin1 has slammed into an obstacle, severing the lower body.

The goblin2 has slammed into an obstacle, fracturing the skull.
The goblin2 has slammed into an obstacle, severing the lower body.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #264 on: April 05, 2012, 11:20:26 am »
The goblin goblin sails of in an arc, goblinning the goblin in the upper goblin!
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #265 on: April 05, 2012, 11:22:01 am »
btw if you couldn't make sense of my post, the goblin headbutts the roof and gets sliced by the cart.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #266 on: April 05, 2012, 11:23:02 am »
The kea steals a goblin lower body

yay, dinner for the kea family
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #267 on: April 05, 2012, 11:23:35 am »
the kea makes a chair from the lower body bones and puts it into the warehouse as a flatpack.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #268 on: April 05, 2012, 11:26:58 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 05, 2012, 10:55:36 am
Oh idea- make the caged goblins, elves, and kobolds haul the minecarts everywhere.

With a little seat in it and a dwarf with severely nerfed +black bronze whip+ sitting on it, urging them on. I love it.
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Re: Holy Crap Minecarts (Devlog Quote)
« Reply #269 on: April 05, 2012, 11:28:52 am »
Urist McNoblepants puts a ban on riding goblin carts
Urist McNoblepants assumes control of the goblin cart.
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