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[SRD]

Yeah i'm bored now..

Let's talk about puppies!

I threw one into a demon once, shattered his salty goodness called a head .

(Dropped a puppy into a pit with a demon in it)

[Loud Whispers]

commonly you round up

BUT IT CAN GO BOTH WAYS. YOU MUST ACCOMMODATE THIS ERROR OR YOUR DATA TELLS YOU YOU HAVE ZERO SAUSAGE, OR TOO MANY SAUSAGE.

z<x<y

[SRD]

Dafuq? Stop talking about sausage

[Loud Whispers]

There is not a moment in time where the value of sausage is not an accurate analogy.

[SRD]

Yeah, it's right now.

[wierd]

Loud whispers:

Your prior statement is in error. There is never a situation where you can have "too many" sausages.  this is like suggesting one could posessess too much bacon. It is in and of itself axiomatically untrue.

[Blizzlord]

Loud whispers:

Your prior statement is in error. There is never a situation where you can have "too many" sausages.  this is like suggesting one could posessess too much bacon. It is in and of itself axiomatically untrue.

You can have too many sausages when you consider that you have too many.

[Loud Whispers]

When you have more sausage than before, you must be wary, for it could mean your sausage has developed sentience, and sentient sausages lose their flavour.

[Blizzlord]

When you have more sausage than before, you must be wary, for it could mean your sausage has developed sentience, and sentient sausages lose their flavour.

It might be as with the elder scrolls. Their number is uncountable, and seems to wary from day to day. Like Bratwürsts.

[wierd]

No. "Too many sausages" is not a rational condition.

The real situation is that you don't have enough plates, enough syrup, or enough gravy to accommodate the sausages.

The statement about sentient sausages is also untrue. A friend of mine with south sea island contacts assures me that long pork sausages are reported to be highly prized for their flavor and texture.

Sausages lose edibility when they expire from going uneaten. This is not a case of having too many sausages, but is in reality a case where there is not enough time to consume them. Very different phenomena.

[KodKod]

How did a single jovial statement I made devolve into a sausage derail?

It beggars belief.

[Blizzlord]

How did a single jovial statement I made devolve into a sausage derail?

It beggars belief.

Siggin' nis'!

[Loud Whispers]

If you have 1 sausage, cut it in exact half, both halfs can be rounded up or down unless the scale is refined.

So the sausage pieces exist in a state of being 2, 1, and 0. Schrodinger's sausage.

*Which can mathematically be expressed as:
0<2x*1/2<2

[Blizzlord]

If you have 1 sausage, cut it in exact half, both halfs can be rounded up or down unless the scale is refined.

So the sausage pieces exist in a state of being 2, 1, and 0. Schrodinger's sausage.

*Which can mathematically be expressed as:
0<2x*1/2<2

Sausage math LIKE A BAWS!

[wierd]

How did a single jovial statement I made devolve into a sausage derail?

It beggars belief.

Simple!

Pork. The one you love.

Look at how they delight at the anticipation of the sausage!

Clearly, they can't get enough of the full, meaty, chewy texture; or of the savory, salty and divine flavor. It is obvious that they simply cannot get enough of it.  Therefor, asserting that they could posess "too much" is axiomatically untrue.

It's simple logic people!