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Mrhappyface

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Damn Albatrosses
« on: April 03, 2012, 08:38:53 am »
I embarked near a joyous wilds ocean. Then my military shot a giant albatross. Then there was a tantrum spiral/goblin invasion. So don't shoot albatrosses if you know what's good for you.
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2012, 08:41:17 am »
Wait, what? Are albatross'.. albatrossess.. albatrossi.. alba-FUCK NEVERMIND.
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 08:42:08 am »
Rime of the Ancient Mariner springs to mind.
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 08:42:58 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 08:41:17 am
Wait, what? Are albatross'.. albatrossess.. albatrossi.. alba-FUCK NEVERMIND.
Its albatrosses.
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 08:43:28 am »
masterwork bolts. Albatrolololo
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 08:52:28 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on April 03, 2012, 08:42:58 am
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 08:41:17 am
Wait, what? Are albatross'.. albatrossess.. albatrossi.. alba-FUCK NEVERMIND.
Its albatrosses.

Yeah and I bet it's cyclopses or fishes
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 08:58:03 am »
Heh no, it actually is Albatrosses.
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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 09:08:46 am »
Yeah yeah, and the world is round, and kittens aren't valuable pets, and elephants are strong... ALL LIES!
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 09:10:49 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 09:08:46 am
The cake... ALL LIES!
ftfy

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Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 09:15:56 am »
:)
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 09:24:31 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 08:52:28 am
Quote from: miauw62 on April 03, 2012, 08:42:58 am
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 08:41:17 am
Wait, what? Are albatross'.. albatrossess.. albatrossi.. alba-FUCK NEVERMIND.
Its albatrosses.

Yeah and I bet it's cyclopses or fishes

The plural of Albatross is Albatross.

You guys think too much about these things :P

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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 09:26:31 am »
For the record, it's "fishies."

I demand it to be so.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 09:26:55 am »
I fucking knew it.. YOU ARE ALL LIERS ... liers? it has a red squiggly line under it.. is liers not a word? FML.
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2012, 09:29:11 am »
Liars, unless you mean we lie down everywhere... Which granted, would be awesome.
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Re: Damn Albatrosses
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2012, 09:34:16 am »
You just blew my mind.



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