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Author Topic: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....  (Read 6260 times)

Corai

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OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« on: April 02, 2012, 05:33:07 pm »
SPONGE MEN FOR KOBOLDS.


WHAT DO.


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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 05:35:20 pm »
Test how absorbent they are.

Of magma.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 05:36:10 pm »
Im a kobold camp, I would get turned into delicious Kobold Jam.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 05:38:20 pm »
I've read that "loose man" and "loose woman". Oh god.

Also I barely resisted posting a picture of Spongebob.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 05:38:46 pm »
Everbody wins with delicious Kobold Jam.



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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2012, 05:39:52 pm »
Sponge Men are terribly weak.  They have heads and limbs.  Axelords will quickly relieve them of their limbs, and their heads.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2012, 05:40:17 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 02, 2012, 05:38:46 pm
Everbody wins with delicious Kobold Jam.




Cutebold: Whats this?


Cutebold2: I dont know, but it is great!

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2012, 05:43:00 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 02, 2012, 05:40:17 pm
Cutebold: Whats this? Kobold.

Cutebold2: I dont know, but it is great! Kobold.

I fixed that for you. Everyone knows that kobolds say "kobold" at the end of their sentences.

Trufax.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2012, 05:45:01 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 02, 2012, 05:43:00 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 02, 2012, 05:40:17 pm
Cutebold: Whats this? Kobold.

Cutebold2: I dont know, but it is great! Kobold.

I fixed that for you. Everyone knows that kobolds say "kobold" at the end of their sentences.

Trufax.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.


Im also being invaded by wren-men, My kobolds are gonna get ground into Kobold-dust, and then turned into Kobold-Cigars.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2012, 05:48:51 pm »
Hand-rolled or machine-rolled?

Assuring the quality of a Kobold cigar is very important.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2012, 05:49:35 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 02, 2012, 05:48:51 pm
Hand-rolled or machine-rolled?

Assuring the quality of a Kobold cigar is very important.


Im renaming my Head-Kobold KodKod now.


Handrolled, by kobolds.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2012, 05:51:41 pm »
Don't be silly, a Kodkod is a small South America wild cat.

Probably looks like a Giant Tiger to a kobold.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2012, 05:54:10 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 02, 2012, 05:51:41 pm
Don't be silly, a Kodkod is a small South America wild cat.

Probably looks like a Giant Tiger to a kobold.

I dont know if your avatar is mind-washing me, or if your just so funny, but Im gonna make a shrine to you in my Camp now...
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2012, 06:00:11 pm »
That seems like the most appropriate reaction, yes.

Who needs Armok when you have KodKod?
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2012, 06:01:45 pm »
There will be yearly sacrifices of the Head Kobold as well, if I can make a menacing spike that is.
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