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[SRD]

Well to get into their dungeon-thingy you'd need to enter through the other side... so how'd you get to your position without going through all those creeps!

[Loud Whispers]

I was standing on the ramp that got me in there, after all of my companions were killed by cutebolds.

[SRD]

Oh I see... That would be the perfect time to chuck some dragon blood at them though.. Firebreath Shotgun anyone?

[Ziga]

anyone have some boogy man related ones? cause i just riped one's arm off with my teeth as my first kill on my new adventurer (of corse not an instant kill though) but i dont feel like discribing it right now

[Broseph Stalin]

I was under attack by hundreds of defenseless villagers merciless bandits after murdering their king in his sleep defeating their leader in fair combat and one scored a lucky shot to my foot. Unable to run or charge I started punching, and stabbing, and biting waiting to be overrun. I killed eighty four before they started to retreat and I tried to make my escape, one of them got behind me and stabbed me in the head with his carving knife which I wrestled away from him and used to cut off his hand at the wrist. I grabbed him with my leg and threw him down, he punched me in the chest and bruised my last functioning lung. I cut his head off with his knife. As I lay dying I looked at my inventory, it turns out the knife that when I wrestled the knife away I failed to pull it out of my skull. I decapitated him with a knife that was still jammed into my face.

[Shanxi]

I was under attack by hundreds of defenseless villagers merciless bandits after murdering their king in his sleep defeating their leader in fair combat and one scored a lucky shot to my foot. Unable to run or charge I started punching, and stabbing, and biting waiting to be overrun. I killed eighty four before they started to retreat and I tried to make my escape, one of them got behind me and stabbed me in the head with his carving knife which I wrestled away from him and used to cut off his hand at the wrist. I grabbed him with my leg and threw him down, he punched me in the chest and bruised my last functioning lung. I cut his head off with his knife. As I lay dying I looked at my inventory, it turns out the knife that when I wrestled the knife away I failed to pull it out of my skull. I decapitated him with a knife that was still jammed into my face.

Try getting pushed off a cliff by a peacock and then getting mauled by elven merchants...
I cried..everything but elves!

[NRDL]

I've had two...occasions, both involving ranged enemies.

One time, and I actually died here, I was assaulting a bandit camp, DF2010.  This was before the uber-archers, but even then, there were a few hawkeyes.  So, after killing the swordsmen, axemen, etc, I see this archer or crossbowman blending in with the green surroundings.

I approach, and immediately get a projectile lodged in my throat, opening a major artery.  I furiously gut and cut him, and he dies.  I try to see if the bleeding stops.  It didn't.


Another time, I was the villain, slaughtering a DF2010 village, and there's this crossbowman ( well technically a hunter ) inside one house, which I had almost cleared.  One shot, took out the tendons of one foot, can't walk.  In my rage, I disarm him, cripple his leg, drop my sword, pick up his crossbow, and beat him to death with it. 

[BastiBasti]

I was under attack by hundreds of defenseless villagers merciless bandits after murdering their king in his sleep defeating their leader in fair combat and one scored a lucky shot to my foot. Unable to run or charge I started punching, and stabbing, and biting waiting to be overrun. I killed eighty four before they started to retreat and I tried to make my escape, one of them got behind me and stabbed me in the head with his carving knife which I wrestled away from him and used to cut off his hand at the wrist. I grabbed him with my leg and threw him down, he punched me in the chest and bruised my last functioning lung. I cut his head off with his knife. As I lay dying I looked at my inventory, it turns out the knife that when I wrestled the knife away I failed to pull it out of my skull. I decapitated him with a knife that was still jammed into my face.

This may be the pinnical of dwarfyness.

[Urist McBeanie]

Knife User Peasant with Iron Dagger against Swordsman, missing my right lower arm and both legs, heavily bleeding, when suddenly... this happens

The spinning large coarse iron dagger strikes the Swordsman in the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Swordsman has been shot and killed.

He was a dabbling thrower.

[Angel Of Death]

Remember: epic final stand =/= awesome moment.