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Author Topic: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?  (Read 1331 times)

Corai

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Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« on: April 02, 2012, 03:46:29 pm »
Let me see your opinions. Personally my mission is to find a way to get Kobolds inside a fort and into there own cave with glass, SO WE CAN MELT AT THERE ADORABLENESS.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 04:35:43 pm »
They are unrepentant thieves, brigands, they torture for fun, and they have no qualms about killing a child for no good reason. They are a scourge upon dwarves and humans. They deserve only my wrath, and I am quite satisfied whenever my dwarves or animals kill one.

Mind you, it's not like I am a force for good, and I have done very morally ambiguous (if not outright evil) things. Nevertheless, ad hominem doesn't remove the point. Kobolds were [EVIL] in previous versions of the game, and they still are ! No mercy !

Being supposedly adorable doesn't change anything about that point.
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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 04:40:32 pm »
They are one of the cutest things in the multiverse.
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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 06:44:58 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 02, 2012, 04:40:32 pm
They are one of the cutest things in the multiverse.

And one of the only cute things not on my "Things that are too Cute to Live" list.
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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 11:05:36 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 02, 2012, 04:40:32 pm
They are one of the cutest things in the multiverse.

Kobolds:  The kittens of [EVIL] civilizations.
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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2012, 11:43:32 pm »
If Kobolds lived in our world, they'd be those scrappy smiling homeless kids selling newspapers on the side of the street you just want to take home and raise before they brutally murder you in your sleep and light your house on fire while cackling manically.
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Corai

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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 01:09:21 am »




How could that thing be that evil?
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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 01:24:33 am »
They have come to my fortress with malicious intent. Infact, they came to my fort period. I kill my own caravans, but not migrants
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 01:26:26 am »
Please dont hurt us :(

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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 04:17:44 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 02, 2012, 11:43:32 pm
If Kobolds lived in our world, they'd be those scrappy smiling homeless kids selling newspapers on the side of the street you just want to take home and raise before they brutally murder you in your sleep and light your house on fire while cackling manically.

*Sets homeless shelter on magma*
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Re: Kobolds, annoyance good for only Kobold Jam, or adoreable pets?
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 11:47:41 am »
They try to take my stuff.
So I take their limbs.
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