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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3940446 times)

Prosperus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14715 on: June 19, 2013, 02:39:03 am »

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! What the fuck is that thing?"

Check damage. Wait for rescue but try not to drown in the pool of molten iron.
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14716 on: June 19, 2013, 03:19:19 am »

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My girlfriend pointed out that this entire situation is getting surprisingly similar to something else...
((I've seen that gif around before is it from EVA? also what does your sisterGIRLFRIEND[I really should double check for fail more] think its becoming similar to?))
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK.....Oh hey those robotic overlords just took a bath"

Rescue robotic overlords if possible, if the crystal is too close (or interested) RUUUUN
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 03:39:16 am by Corsair »
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14717 on: June 19, 2013, 03:25:00 am »

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My girlfriend pointed out that this entire situation is getting surprisingly similar to something else...
((I've seen that gif around before is it from EVA? also what does your sister think its becoming similar to?))
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK.....Oh hey those robotic overlords just took a bath"

Rescue robotic overlords if possible, if the crystal is too close (or interested) RUUUUN

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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14718 on: June 19, 2013, 03:27:14 am »

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My girlfriend pointed out that this entire situation is getting surprisingly similar to something else...
((I've seen that gif around before is it from EVA? also what does your sister think its becoming similar to?))
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK.....Oh hey those robotic overlords just took a bath"

Rescue robotic overlords if possible, if the crystal is too close (or interested) RUUUUN

PW, you also watch NASCAR? That would explain a lot.
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14719 on: June 19, 2013, 03:29:16 am »

((Einsteinian Roulette, now with 70% more implied incest.))
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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14720 on: June 19, 2013, 03:33:27 am »

((By the way...From Friday morning I will be gone until the 1st of July. I expect to have some internet access but I will have a busy schedule as well. I'll still try to post my actions, but if urgent action is required, it is fine with me if someone else posts actions for me. Like Radio Controlled? (I'm just pointing fingers to prevent collective action problems ;) ))
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14721 on: June 19, 2013, 03:34:33 am »

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My girlfriend pointed out that this entire situation is getting surprisingly similar to something else...
((I've seen that gif around before is it from EVA? also what does your sister think its becoming similar to?))
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK.....Oh hey those robotic overlords just took a bath"

Rescue robotic overlords if possible, if the crystal is too close (or interested) RUUUUN

i was gonna post this in this exact format but my phones decided to crack the shits and i cant use the normal post reply or modify sections, im stuck on worthless quick replies and in thread edits :(

i do however believe that corsair is going to have a hard time surviving the next few turns unscathed.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14722 on: June 19, 2013, 03:36:57 am »

((Oh fuck I failed so hard))
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14723 on: June 19, 2013, 03:42:29 am »

((Oh fuck I failed so hard))

((Yes, I wonder what Freud would have to say about you.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14724 on: June 19, 2013, 05:05:09 am »

((Oh fuck I failed so hard))

((Yes, I wonder what Freud would have to say about you.))
((Less a case of Freud and more a case of misreading & crossed wires))
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14725 on: June 19, 2013, 05:38:34 am »

((Oh fuck I failed so hard))

((Yes, I wonder what Freud would have to say about you.))

((Corsair: 'I dreamt I was a watermellon.'
Freud: 'You hate your mother.'
Corsair: 'Hey, you're right!'))
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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14726 on: June 19, 2013, 06:32:05 am »

((Oh fuck I failed so hard))

((Yes, I wonder what Freud would have to say about you.))

((Corsair: 'I dreamt I was a watermellon.'
Freud: 'You hate your mother.'
Corsair: 'Hey, you're right!'))

((Hehe, and that is all you need to know about Freud.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14727 on: June 19, 2013, 11:59:01 am »

((By the way...From Friday morning I will be gone until the 1st of July. I expect to have some internet access but I will have a busy schedule as well. I'll still try to post my actions, but if urgent action is required, it is fine with me if someone else posts actions for me. Like Radio Controlled? (I'm just pointing fingers to prevent collective action problems ;) ))

((I'd love to, but I'm afraid that I'll be gone myself for a good while in a week or three. So yeah, might want to pick someone else to be sure. Sorry bro :-\ ))
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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14728 on: June 19, 2013, 12:16:54 pm »

((Oh no!  Our giant robot overlords!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14729 on: June 19, 2013, 12:37:59 pm »

((Our robot overlords are currently half-melted, largely inoperative, and stuck who knows how deep under the surface of a lake of molten iron. Even if they don't overheat and shut down (nowhere to vent heat), they still won't contribute much to any effort we may or may not undertake to save them.))
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