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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3936938 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14445 on: June 08, 2013, 06:13:19 pm »

Try and set the mattress on fire. Burn the restraints. Try not to burn the base down.
((No, bad idea. Baaaaad.))

Try and squeeze out of the suit, and get out that way.
((Really guys, you didn't strip the prisoner?))
« Last Edit: June 08, 2013, 06:37:01 pm by kisame12794 »
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14446 on: June 08, 2013, 06:20:32 pm »

((They're about 107% more likely to kill you now.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14447 on: June 08, 2013, 06:28:28 pm »

((I told them they should had put you in the isolation room.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14448 on: June 08, 2013, 06:34:47 pm »

((All they really needed to do was take off the suit....))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14449 on: June 08, 2013, 08:28:06 pm »

Yeah... i didnt really bother reading any in character stuff after i tied you up...

run the fuck away from all of my teammates and hide behind an even bigger rock realize exactly what corsair is doing and run even fucking faster...

if corsair doesn't instantly vaporize everyone, cautiously make my way back towards the group.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2013, 12:52:13 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14450 on: June 08, 2013, 10:08:00 pm »

"SCREW YOU CRYSTAL"
MELTY MELTYSee if just creating some lava would be easier to try and "gum it up"Try and freeze over the cracks that the liquid is flowing through
« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 03:30:33 am by Corsair »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14451 on: June 08, 2013, 10:32:41 pm »

"SCREW YOU CRYSTAL"
MELTY MELTY

((Remember my last character? He died (and permakilled several other player characters) in a giant flaming ball of !!SCIENCE!! that he created doing something that might very well be less stupidly insane than you're about to do.

Do. Not. Do. That.))
« Last Edit: June 08, 2013, 10:36:04 pm by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14452 on: June 08, 2013, 10:50:18 pm »

"SCREW YOU CRYSTAL"
MELTY MELTY

((Remember my last character? He died (and permakilled several other player characters) in a giant flaming ball of !!SCIENCE!! that he created doing something that might very well be less stupidly insane than you're about to do.

Do. Not. Do. That.))
((look at it this way, succeed, fail, or weird, the result WILL be spectacular. I would suggest making some popcorn, but I suspect all you have to do is have some kernels nearby and the rest will handle itself.))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14453 on: June 08, 2013, 10:53:02 pm »

((It would be even more morbidly amusing if the crystal absorbs or is immune to thermal energy. Considering that it can generate that laser in its limb, I wouldn't be surprised if the latter is true.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14454 on: June 08, 2013, 11:22:48 pm »

((He's not aimed at the crystal, he's trying to vaporise the ground around it in a half-mile diameter and hundreds of meters deep.

PW warned him for a very good reason.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14455 on: June 08, 2013, 11:49:58 pm »

((He's not aimed at the crystal, he's trying to vaporise the ground around it in a half-mile diameter and hundreds of meters deep.

PW warned him for a very good reason.))
no hes aiming at a large portion of the canyon ahead of the creature in an attempt to cause a rock slide that will block the creatures path.
or at least that's how i read it.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14456 on: June 09, 2013, 12:16:55 am »

((He's not aimed at the crystal, he's trying to vaporise the ground around it in a half-mile diameter and hundreds of meters deep.

PW warned him for a very good reason.))
((Yes, I was talking about if the manipulator overloads and starts another Mass Murder Manipulator event as it'll be far less controlled))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14457 on: June 09, 2013, 12:23:39 am »

((Where is this madman anyway? I hope he's not near the rest of us...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14458 on: June 09, 2013, 12:30:37 am »

((hes over near the dry lake bed where flint was prior to trading his legs for a can of goop.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14459 on: June 09, 2013, 12:31:40 am »

((So he's with Miyamoto's group then?))
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