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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3937654 times)

Thearpox

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14325 on: June 04, 2013, 05:45:44 pm »

((Kisame is already on the roof. He's been there for the past few turns.))

"You have to understand, the choice isn't between you staying up on that roof and you getting down to your probably death.
It's a choice between getting down to your possible but improbable death, and being vaporized, sliced through, or otherwise killed. And even if you stave off our assault, we can kill you with hunger. And by then, you won't get any quarter.

Face it, you're not in a position to argue."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14326 on: June 04, 2013, 05:47:31 pm »

"Brarlghel."*thump*
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14327 on: June 04, 2013, 05:48:28 pm »

((Kisame is already on the roof. He's been there for the past few turns.))

((Huh. I misread his action, I see.

Either way, if my action goes through successfully, all the negotiation and such since is kinda moot. Just sayin'.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14328 on: June 04, 2013, 05:51:11 pm »

((Kisame is already on the roof. He's been there for the past few turns.))

((Huh. I misread his action, I see.

Either way, if my action goes through successfully, all the negotiation and such since is kinda moot. Just sayin'.))
((pw has always allowed oppose action posts to take effect, and i'm pretty sure Morul is opposing that action.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14329 on: June 04, 2013, 05:51:40 pm »

((Well, Miyamoto WILL complete his action succesfuly no mater what, so it's just a matter of if he resists or not.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14330 on: June 04, 2013, 05:54:05 pm »

((Kisame is already on the roof. He's been there for the past few turns.))

((Huh. I misread his action, I see.

Either way, if my action goes through successfully, all the negotiation and such since is kinda moot. Just sayin'.))
((pw has always allowed oppose action posts to take effect, and i'm pretty sure Morul is opposing that action.))

((Morul's pulling up the ladder. I'm using my rockets to get up. His action does not contradict mine.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14331 on: June 04, 2013, 05:56:31 pm »

"Hrmm. I agree there is no way off this roof that doesn't end in capture. All I want is a guarantee that my getting off this roof will not end in death."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14332 on: June 04, 2013, 06:04:42 pm »

"Hrmm. I agree there is no way off this roof that doesn't end in capture. All I want is a guarantee that my getting off this roof will not end in death."
"And I can guarantee that it will result in death if you don't agree to come down right now. Face it, improbable is better than certain. Sometimes you just have to trust fate. Although I, for one, will not kill you if you choose correctly." ((Really waiting for Miyamoto/Speech check reply. And I don't have anything to add to persuade Morul down besides restating what I said already. Although a note to Miyamoto when he's reading this: Sorry to put the pressure on you, you don't have to be here all the time. It's okay, and I'm sorry if I make it sound like you should reply immediately.))


((Either way, if my action goes through successfully, all the negotiation and such since is kinda moot. Just sayin'.))
((Well, Miyamoto WILL complete his action succesfuly no mater what, so it's just a matter of if he resists or not.))
((And now we're going to have an update in which Miyamoto brings Morul down without a single problem. That'd be a downer.))
((How did I not think of this before? Oh wait, I did! But seriously, this was too big an opportunity to miss. What kind of a Speech character would I be if I missed an (rare) opportunity like that?))

"Brarlghel."*thump*
((I have no idea what this meant.))
« Last Edit: June 04, 2013, 06:07:17 pm by Thearpox »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14333 on: June 04, 2013, 06:07:55 pm »

((Jack just kinda...fell asleep. Then whacked the terminal when he slumped forward.))
« Last Edit: June 04, 2013, 06:12:35 pm by Tavik Toth »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14334 on: June 04, 2013, 06:12:07 pm »

"It's not like I'm asking you to forgive me, I'm just asking you to not brutally murder me when I surrender."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14335 on: June 04, 2013, 06:13:53 pm »

((Jack just kinda...fell asleep. Then whacked the terminal when he slumped forward.))
((Hahaha! Ow, that was good comic relief. You just made me laugh imagining that. Well done sir.))

Edit:(( it just seemed so surreal and out of place))
« Last Edit: June 04, 2013, 06:38:41 pm by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14336 on: June 04, 2013, 06:15:40 pm »

((I imagined it as him frothing at the mouth and smashing stuff.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14337 on: June 04, 2013, 06:25:50 pm »

Just popping in to say that you should really be more specific, Kisame. Murder doesn't cover torture, mutilation, mocking, exile...
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14338 on: June 04, 2013, 06:29:34 pm »

((Pretty funny, yeah.))

"It's not like I'm asking you to forgive me, I'm just asking you to not brutally murder me when I surrender."
"Look, I'll just be honest with you. If this was a regular or even an irregular army, I'll just say yes. But this is HMRC, and I can't answer for every hothead on overdoze. I repeat, you don't get to ask anything, because you've got no good cards on the table. You can't bluff, because you don't have anything to bluff with besides being a minor inconvenience, so you should get off your high horse, stop demanding guarantees, and accept what will come to you. And if I was just a tiny bit more short-sighted, I'd give you that guarantee, but I wouldn't bother to keep it. And that's what any, I repeat, ANY, UWM officer would have done. So you should appreciate my honestly, put down your weapons, and stop resisting.

((Yeah, but I'm pretty set in stone, so I didn't even bother exploiting that. Next time.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 9: Screwed and Mutinous
« Reply #14339 on: June 04, 2013, 06:48:11 pm »

"Look at me. 18 years old, and way too old for this shit. I guess we had better manners back then. I'm coming down then."

Head down the ladder. Keep an eye out for any signs of hostile action.
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