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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3942392 times)

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12345 on: February 22, 2013, 12:36:49 pm »

Help Jobasio out.

"Hey, Fucker. Use your vision modes to try to scan that ship." Milno says, pointing towards the UWM shuttle - to which part of the team is apparently moving to - with his head. "It is probably immune to that kind of scanning, but trying may be worth it."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12346 on: February 22, 2013, 01:04:31 pm »

((Steal the UWM ship! Also call dibs on ownership if you take it.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12347 on: February 22, 2013, 01:15:34 pm »

((Remember, this thing has interstellar capabilities, so we can use it to escape the HMRC.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12348 on: February 22, 2013, 01:16:36 pm »

((But probably not the UWM, it should be noted.))
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12349 on: February 22, 2013, 01:17:15 pm »

((Assuming one of you knows how to fly the damn thing, of course.  Also, Steve's got a nice range on that zap of his.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12350 on: February 22, 2013, 01:18:30 pm »

((And pretty good range on those cannons of his.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12351 on: February 22, 2013, 01:34:26 pm »

((We can use it as support or something.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12352 on: February 22, 2013, 01:53:35 pm »

"Somehow this ship makes me think of a...walking...fish?" "what?"

scan surroundings by good old fashion looking at it. then lighten the mood by doing some mad flips with my severed leg.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12353 on: February 22, 2013, 01:56:42 pm »

((If the HMRC actually tried to commandeer a ship that isn't automated like the shuttle, it is probable that really, really terrible things would happen to them. And the trouble with escaping the UWM is that pretty much the only alternatives you have are Rebel or Quiet Worlds, neither of which are likely to provide much in terms of help in either a medical or any other sense. So, we could try it, but both Feyri and Faith (as well as Bruce) are likely to be toast in that case.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12354 on: February 22, 2013, 02:04:47 pm »

((Well, not everyone would go- Lars wants to return to the Most Holy Steve, and Jim wants his woman saved and made into a woman-bot he can "interface" with.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12355 on: February 22, 2013, 02:09:13 pm »

(Nope. As far as I'm aware both Tiruin and myself want Feyri back as close to normal as she can be. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12356 on: February 22, 2013, 02:10:51 pm »

((Given explosive decompression, you may not have much choice.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12357 on: February 22, 2013, 02:13:20 pm »

(Well, we'll see. Just saying my intentions are to make sure she stays as human as possible. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12358 on: February 22, 2013, 02:19:33 pm »

((I swear if I don't only die, but also die on the first mission anyone has ever escaped from the H.M.R.C. on I'm going to be very angry, and sad, mostly sad.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12359 on: February 22, 2013, 02:20:39 pm »

((Don't forget a completely avoidable death via allied gutting. :P))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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