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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3979241 times)

Pancaek

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12315 on: February 21, 2013, 02:51:57 pm »

"Well, now...this is different"
"I feel strangely unaffected by this all" "...*cough*" "what?" "Maybe that's because you're a broken, paranoid wreck who has a completely broken psyche already?" "...frack you" "Fracked we are, sure as sure"
Follow the team, watch out for possible sharkmist/whatever attacks. have inner arguement with alter ego about wether we have any fault in the destruction of this planet.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12316 on: February 21, 2013, 02:58:05 pm »

Fly anyone who is damaged/cut to pieces/wounded to the shuttle. Feyri first, then the others.

"Ok guys, this is it. One way or another, this ends now. Hopefully the civilians we send up got off this rock at least..."

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Continue forward towards the possible SSHUttttle, carrying anyone unable to move. In the meantime meditate, calm my mind, try to convey to the sharkmist a feeling of peace and remorse and ask for its calmness and its forgiveness, while telling it that we are leaving and never bothering it again, in an effort to calm the mist.

((You succeed! The mist is now a friendly helpfull alien. +1 alien diplomacy.
And then Steve still blows the place up, because Grimdark.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12317 on: February 21, 2013, 03:02:50 pm »

((I wonder what steve will do?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12318 on: February 21, 2013, 03:10:02 pm »

((You succeed! The mist is now a friendly helpfull alien. +1 alien diplomacy.
And then Steve still blows the place up, because Grimdark.))
((It's less of alien diplomacy and more of trying to calm a psychic fractal nanoconstructed planetsized scared animal at least long enough for us to escape and maybe long enough for us to study it. I'm trying to reach a mutually beneficial agreement. I'm saying study nanosharks, don't kill them! Preserve the sharkmist's natural habitat! Join me in my ecological rally against the environmentally damaging influence of the UWM, my liberal crime squad comrades! But, yeah, you're right, the planet is probably getting nuked either way.

EDIT: Oh, and note my previous theory about the sharkmist as wrong. Or partly wrong at least.))
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 03:12:33 pm by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12319 on: February 21, 2013, 03:15:09 pm »

((Told you Command had bugged out.  Can't say I blame them, though.))

((I wonder what steve will do?))

((I'm guessing extremely heavy weaponry will be involved.))


Lars felt torn.  One minute he was elated to hear from Steve, the next he felt crushing despair for being out of his light for so long.  He just wanted to get home.

In a positive moment, he thought of something he wanted to check...



Peek in on the macromist sample that was taken.  How is it reacting?  Otherwise head out with the team.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12320 on: February 21, 2013, 04:13:00 pm »

((I repeat, I'm really glad I'm dead, everyone's suddenly turning bi-polar, shark mist is chasing everyone and a nuke went off and it doesn't affect me at all.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12321 on: February 21, 2013, 04:33:10 pm »

Even though he was being overpowered by rage, Milno felt compelled to say "Fucking try to concentrate and get your damn paralytic asses moving."

And so he did, of course.

"In case we need to fly at least one person can hang on to me, but I can't carry any stupid lemming properly."

Escape to the damned shuttle.

((Raging Milno. Same as before, but now with emphasis.))
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 04:43:48 pm by Caellath »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12322 on: February 21, 2013, 05:19:24 pm »

"Oh... Shit. Shit. Shit. Shuttle."
Thomas runs for the shuttle, hauling anyone who's decided to space out with him.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12323 on: February 21, 2013, 05:43:19 pm »

... I have no words to describe this, in any language.

Get. Out. Help the invalids/dead if needed.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 05:49:48 pm by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12324 on: February 21, 2013, 05:58:34 pm »

Jim just legs it for the shuttle while carrying Feyri's remains. If anyone falls or stumbles in front of him, he'll pause long enough to get them moving again, but otherwise he's not stopping for anything.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12325 on: February 21, 2013, 06:19:00 pm »

"Oh... Shit. Shit. Shit. Shuttle."
Thomas runs for the shuttle, hauling anyone who's decided to space out with him.

Go with the Thomas.

"Did we win?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12326 on: February 21, 2013, 06:50:24 pm »

"S-sorry about that," Jobasio mumbled to no-one in particular, trying feebly to wipe the mess of tears and mucus from the lower half of his face despite his helmet, "I thought we were all about to die."
He cleared his throat and glanced around, taking in the terrible structures. They reminded him of the day the government had captured him, thrown him into the HMRC for trying to claim his birthright, dooming him to this just when he thought things were looking up.

"...You know, I'm still not entirely convinced otherwise."

> Run after the others. No way I'm getting left behind here!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12327 on: February 21, 2013, 10:58:59 pm »

"Doesn't look good out there... Run for the shuttle!"

Fly to the shuttle and prep for lift off!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12328 on: February 22, 2013, 03:13:18 am »

Run for the shuttle!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: On the highway out of Hell.
« Reply #12329 on: February 22, 2013, 03:46:45 am »

TEAM: GET TO THE CHOPPA

Absolutely everyone who still has legs, start running. Those who don't are dragged, carried or rolled off in  the vague direction of the shuttles. Halfway there the team comes across one of the APC's, turned over and half overgrown by spreading growths. They decide to ignore it and continue to de-ass the area.

When they reach the shuttle landing area things are slightly worse for ware. Two of the transport ships are gone, the third has been impaled by a sharkmist tower and is now several hundred feet up, sprouting a dozen similar, smaller towers out of it like porcupine quills. The shuttle you rode in on has been flipped and the computer pilot is uselessly twitching the engines and grinding along the ground with bursts of exhaust in a futile attempt to right itself. The only ship still around that isn't impaled, flipped or otherwise fucked is the UWM ship that command rode in on. It looks perfectly intact and undamaged, it's hatch is even open...which is a bit strange to say the least.

(just a reminder, the dead of this mission are in your shuttle)
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