"Hey, anybody want to lend me a cutting torch or something? I'll only use up a few seconds, I promise!"
Stand outside the elevator and await the brave, intrepid adventurers that will indubitably come out.
You await the help of a teammate. You may be waiting here for a long time. Or who knows, maybe one of them will stab you for no reason. It could go either way.
Name:Flint - Team C - Mining area, Entrance
"Oh crap. Oh crap. Guys? You need to get you out of here! We need to get you out of here. GET OUT OF THERE! RUN!" said Flint as he backed away from the body and turned towards his teammates.
Carry everyone who is showing clear signs of mind fuckery (Miyamoto, Bishop) or disease (Faith, Milno) back to the elevator area (or to the door if Stacy has already closed it). Start with whoever is closest. If I can't see Bishop, go after him. EDIT:Also, increase my suit's internal temperature, just in case. EDIT2: Since everybody else has been taken care of, run after Bishop. Follow the tunnel for as long as I'm fairly sure that that is the route Bishop took (ie go to the point I last saw Bishop and keep going forward until I reach the first intersection after that point). If I can see Bishop, or if he comes this way, help him get back to the elevator.
@Stacy: "Stacy get that elevator open whatever it takes and get it open fast. We need to get all of the infected out of here as quickly as possible. That shark mist is sentient and it doesn't just kill people. It takes over their bodies. So that would make it a... zombie grayshark mist? Ehh, whatever." ((By the way, didn't someone have a second mining laser? You could use that for opening the hole.))
EDIT:"Oh and heat! Don't forget the heat! That thing hates heat. Crank up your suit temperatures."
You crank the heat to "Toasty" and start off down the tunnel, attempting to keep your brain in our head as you do. This attempt goes extremely poorly.
Your skull starts to fill up with white noise. It's trying to smash it's way out of your head. It's leaking from your eyes and pushing your teeth out of your gums.
Lukas
"Yo, Miyamoto?" Lukas pauses for a second. "Guys, something is wrong about this place. Miyamoto is being weird and stuff. Let's get the hell out of here."
Grab Miyamoto and go back the way I came.
You get a good grip on Miyamoto and drag him back to the elevator room. You're not exactly sure whats up with everyone around here; being mind fucked and all. The worst you've had in here is a craving for peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
"I may or may not be possessed by Elvis. Just a heads up."
"Aughhhh," Faith moaned, trying to see past the gore covering her helmet. "The cough reacts to the tunnel. Don't go in if you're infected.
And, heat? Why would the disease hate heat? Or rather, why would it be infecting our lungs if it hated heat?"
Sense chest cavity. If I can see a goddamned thing, also examine the chunk of wall I broke off.
Either way, back to the elevator.
"I think my lungs just became a woman at the worst possible time."
You drag yourself to the elevator and sort of flop down on your back. You feel your chest, trying to sense whats wrong. It feels like the thing growing in there moved, and there's damage to your esophagus and lungs; nothing fatal but you probably shouldn't fuck with that wall again. The stuff in you doesn't seem to like it when you hurt it's bigger cousin.
[Team B Leader=Milno]
Milno flared up the comms with a sour voice.
"I've been feeling a little better since I rose the suit's internal temperature. But now I'm feeling...strange, like I should enter the tunnel."
There is a moment of silence as he hits his helmet before continuing. "All that's happening sounds like dirty mindfuckery all over again. If this gets any worse I'll try to set my suit to overdose myself and lock my suit's joints."
Stay near the elevator, away from the tunnel.
You sit down next to faith on the elevator.
"You dying too?"
"Yep."
"Ah well, I guess there is a silver lining to all this."
She doesn't even try to argue back.
Time to leave. Once everyone's out, I recommend that someone with a microwave manipulator fry this tunnel.
Get out of the tunnel and back to the elevator.
You'd get right on that except for the fact that your legs are dissolving into the floor.
"Yeah, let's go."
Turn up suit temperature, help May get over near the elevator. Go back and help anyone struggling to get to the elevator.
You head over to the elevator with May. She starts looking at you with cannibalistic lust. Again.
((Hey there. I'm back and just checked up on the posts I missed. Poor Feyri. Thanks for taking care of Lukas for me, Radio Controlled!))
Lukas follows Miyamoto into the tunnel
((No problem, I've had to babysit far worse than enormous murderous robots before.))
Go back to the elevator.
"Hey lucas, aren't you feeling anything? No weird noises coming from inside your head?"
"Pancaek, Stacy, get your gear ready. We're going to burn this sucker down. Wait till everybody is out though, this sharkmist might get violent once we start bringing the heat."
Lukas kinda just dragged you to safety so...yeah, things are going pretty good for ya.
Get back to elevator. Make sure everyone is safe and snacks.
Everyone is equal parts safe and edible. You can only say from personal experience what Thomas tastes like, but you bet Milno is salty, and Faith tastes like shame.
"Oh, no. This is hardly good."
>Hurry back to the elevator, keep as much distance as possible from infected/mindfucked people without falling out or anything silly like that.
Well, you get back to the elevator but good fucking luck getting away from infected/mindfucked people, ie everyone.
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