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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3986644 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9015 on: November 15, 2012, 10:33:10 pm »

Crush Timmy's wrist with one hand, pull the hand laser with the other and shoot him.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9016 on: November 16, 2012, 12:38:24 am »

You grab at timmy's wrist with your left while whipping out the hand laser with your right.
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[con:4-1]
You squeeze down on timmy's hand with all your might but the only thing that seems to happen is your hand begins to glow red with heat and crack; his arm is like steel. You slice awkwardly at him with the hand laser, the confined space making it hard to aim. You think you hit him with a glancing blow but it doesn't seem to have done anything.

He reaches toward your chest with his free hand.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9017 on: November 16, 2012, 12:40:18 am »

Keep firing, hit him all over until he lets go.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9018 on: November 16, 2012, 12:40:45 am »

((Wasn't mesor only a stone head?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9019 on: November 16, 2012, 12:47:38 am »

(He fixed himself back to normal with those stones.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9020 on: November 16, 2012, 12:48:42 am »

((He was reattached when he used the tears again. (beat me to it)

Also, calling it now: The entity that has posessed the fleshy body that was once known as 'Timmy' is so sick of the remnants of the latter's mind that it is going to implant them into Mesor's stony form. As such, Harry Baldman will end up controlling two characters at once and thus cause the dimensional fabric to tear wide open. ;)))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9021 on: November 16, 2012, 12:50:38 am »

(Either that or Mesor will somehow end up controlling whatever Timmy's become... which will basically cause the same thing. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9022 on: November 16, 2012, 12:51:00 am »

((Nah. It's gonna harvest him.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9023 on: November 16, 2012, 12:51:35 am »

(( I like the second version. First thing I'm going to do is make the entire team cease to exist. Cowards.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9024 on: November 16, 2012, 01:24:17 am »

((More like people who know better than to mess with something they don't understand. Can't say the same for your character.

And he's totally gonna get harvested somehow. I can just feel it.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9025 on: November 16, 2012, 01:32:15 am »

((Damn, if only someone could place a bet with steve about Mesor's survival :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9026 on: November 16, 2012, 01:34:11 am »

((You can bet amongst yourselves.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9027 on: November 16, 2012, 01:41:38 am »

((Can't, too much pants-shitting terror at the moment :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9028 on: November 16, 2012, 02:41:30 am »

((Can't, too much pants-shitting terror at the moment :P ))
((Even so, who would bet against Timmy anyway? Not much earnings, I'm afraid.))

(( I like the second version. First thing I'm going to do is make the entire team cease to exist. Cowards.))
((I would love to come help you, if it weren't for the fact that this is (again) completely self-inflicted misery on your part. You could have waited until you were on ship, in the AM's vicinity to try again. Besides, what do you even expect us to do? For all we know that thing is immune to physical damage. And we don't have any psykers with us last time I checked.))

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We used to be? Huh. I could have sworn that lovecraft/df story of mine and the "On the origin of Dwarves" (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/On_the_origins_of_dwarves) post I wrote up used to be on there too.

((Fairly sure it was, seeing that is how I found out about this thing. Not that we're short on players or anything  :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #9029 on: November 16, 2012, 02:55:47 am »

Keep firing, hit him all over until he lets go.
[con:4-1]
You slice at him again, clipping him you think. His hand makes contact with your chest.
[Con:6-1]
You put the laser right against his head and fire. Nothing happens.

The yellow flame burning within you begins to pour out of you and into his hand.
[Con:1-1]
You score your own foot with the laser. Doesn't really matter though because your feet begin turning to ash and crumbling away as the light within them vanishes.
[con:3-1]
You fire again and miss as your hand crumbles apart and falls away. You pound the stump of your arm into timmy's head until you have no arm left.

"Yeah? YEAH?! Well I hope you fucking choke on it you alien mother fucker!"

You slam your forehead into his repeatedly as the fire fades from your body and he shifts his grip to hold you by the scalp. Your pack clatters to the ground.

"You better hope this kills me otherwise I'm gonna fucking chew my way out and fuc-"

The being that was timmy flexes his fingers for and instant and your head detonates into gravel as he last wisps of flame drift into his hand.

{YOU ARE DEAD}




The being that was timmy stares at it's empty hand for a moment after crushing Leon and then drifts back to the hole it made coming in and descends out of sight.
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