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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3980971 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8610 on: October 30, 2012, 03:24:08 pm »

You lay down, hands on your head, and start screaming "HE'S NOT WITH US! HE"S JUST SOME CRAZY MAN WHO FOLLOWED US HERE! NOT THE FACE!"
((I'm kind of surprised people don't end up doing this more often.))

((That should help Faith's wager.))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8611 on: October 30, 2012, 03:24:26 pm »

"What the hell? Are you trying to get us killed?"  Roger points his laser at the one who tore off the paneling.  "Put that back now!  Before that thing gets here!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8612 on: October 30, 2012, 03:25:45 pm »

((Well, atleast I'm alive, and not about to be murderized because of one idiot :P ))

Go exploring the immediate area.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8613 on: October 30, 2012, 03:47:52 pm »

"If you do that again I.will.shoot.you. Got it?"

Warn whoever broke the computer then say sorry to the computers.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8614 on: October 30, 2012, 03:51:44 pm »

stand back up

"I. hate. you. so. much. right. now. In fact, I hate you with such a force, I'm going to compose a nice piece of poetry, just to spite you."

Clear my throat, then start singing

Oh it's bad luck to be you, deep down in your heart you know it to be true.
When we'll run out of luck, we'll all know that YOU'RE the schmuck.
Oh its bad luck to be, really bad luck to be, you really cannot disagree, I give my freaking guarantee!
Its bad luck to be YOU.
Tiddly doo.


take a small bow

You activate your lamp and look around. The room is full of similar computers to the ones you saw before, however there's something different in the center of the room. It looks like a throne or chair at the center of countless cords and wires. Upon that chair is a man, or what used to be a man; a shriveled, dehydrated husk, mummified by countless years.
((Holy frak, It's his holiness, the God Emperor of Mankind. Make sign of aquila))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8615 on: October 30, 2012, 03:54:08 pm »

((Cookie for the bard's tale reference XD ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8616 on: October 30, 2012, 06:36:02 pm »

stand back up

"I. hate. you. so. much. right. now. In fact, I hate you with such a force, I'm going to compose a nice piece of poetry, just to spite you."

Clear my throat, then start singing

Oh it's bad luck to be you, deep down in your heart you know it to be true.
When we'll run out of luck, we'll all know that YOU'RE the schmuck.
Oh its bad luck to be, really bad luck to be, you really cannot disagree, I give my freaking guarantee!
Its bad luck to be YOU.
Tiddly doo.


take a small bow


((Nice poem. Also,))

You activate your lamp and look around. The room is full of similar computers to the ones you saw before, however there's something different in the center of the room. It looks like a throne or chair at the center of countless cords and wires. Upon that chair is a man, or what used to be a man; a shriveled, dehydrated husk, mummified by countless years.
((Holy frak, It's his holiness, the God Emperor of Mankind. Make sign of aquila))



((my thoughts exactly. I actually had to will myself not to actually make an aquila. Damn 40K.
You know what? ))

Make sign of the aquila.

(Over radio, but also over speaker): 'Hey, whoever is messing with anything, STOP DOING THAT. NOW.

Ahem. Sorry for that, it seems some of my colleagues were a bit to anxious to explore this place. It won't happen again, I promise. The journey here was long and arduous, and some of us are really on edge.'

(On private comm to everybody on the team but the one harassing the computer): 'Could you please make sure that that doesn't, in fact, happen again? Just keep yourselves busy for a moment. We really can't afford to screw this up, or we're as good as dead.'

'Now, would you please relate the history of this place to us? How long have you been working already? And would you tell me who that man in that chair is over there?'

Diplomacy. With a giant corpse-computer.
((Corpsputer?))
(By the way, not going for speech roll, just to be clear)
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 01:51:54 am by Radio Controlled »
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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8617 on: October 30, 2012, 10:19:43 pm »

"You idiot! You've just doomed yourself! Everyone, take cover and hope it doesn't come for the rest of us!"

Grab the guys who are not currently running away from the soon to be dead idiot and drag them quickly away from him, behind the computers, and take cover! Be ready to shoot if it makes a hostile move towards us.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8618 on: October 31, 2012, 01:00:21 am »

We're basically waiting on leon, since his action is pretty important.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8619 on: October 31, 2012, 01:18:00 am »

Check my rifle and follow the group.

(( If I'm gonna die your going with me :P. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8620 on: October 31, 2012, 01:53:50 am »

"You idiot! You've just doomed yourself! Everyone, take cover and hope it doesn't come for the rest of us!"

Grab the guys who are not currently running away from the soon to be dead idiot and drag them quickly away from him, behind the computers, and take cover! Be ready to shoot if it makes a hostile move towards us.

((Déjà vu, anyone?))
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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8621 on: October 31, 2012, 05:42:37 am »

((You do realise that if we die, we can't drag your dead ass back to the shuttle to get brought back to life, right?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8622 on: October 31, 2012, 05:48:01 am »

(( I'd rather not die at all and I doubt I'd win alone. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8623 on: October 31, 2012, 05:52:06 am »

((So you die, death is not as big a thing as it normally is in this RTD as it is in others. By killing us with the hunter, which is responding to your actions and not ours by the way, you endanger your own survival since there is not as many people to drag you back to the shuttle. I don't see how this is making sense for you...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: A storm is coming.
« Reply #8624 on: October 31, 2012, 05:53:16 am »

(( It might well attack the others as well anyway better to attack it together now then when one less person is standing to fight it. ))
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