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[Yoink]

((Well, this should be interesting. Let's see how many people Mason manages to take with him. ))

[Tiruin]

((All the fun happens when I'm inactive...buh. Also, token monopoly on samples!

Can anyone give a short description of what everyone else is doing, if possible?))



"Why is everyone trying to kill each other before we've even reached the dangerous parts?

"Mason, why don't you volunteer to be our vanguard. Maybe then, your expertise would have it's effect."

Feyri shifted her comm channel to Milno and Faith. "What is going on, and why do I feel a sense of insubordination in our ranks? People just won't shoot at each other for these occurrences."

Take part of the tree trunk bark by tesla cutting - Turn the knob to 20 degrees. Avoid any mishaps that would part my body in pieces. Store tree part in container when safe.

Have Chin film this, too.

[Nikitian]

(( And then Tiruin complained about the lack of Fun during her activity time, and decided to create some of her own. Thus she tried cutting a metallic tree with an electro-sword while the group was standing tightly grouped in the dense forest of said trees. Such opportunities for area damage don't present themselves too often!

Also, Mason is trying to set a 'tree' on fire, about half of the group is backing off from the manipulator in Mason's hands, the other half standing there idly, waiting for the inevitable to happen, Travis is trying to shoot Mason, Maurice is treating Thomas's hand and trying to stop Travis from killing anyone, May's taking soil samples, Milno and Faith (gosh! they cannot come together in the same sentence!) are taking more of razor-y branches samples, Milno is trying to move the guide safely ahead of the team, Faith and Simus are trying to cut down the metal trees with their monoatomic razors, Feyri... you know. Oh, and Gorat is filming. Just as ever. I believe that summarises this round actions.))

[Caellath]

((You forgot tragedy is bound to happen soon at this rate. I think Mason won't live much long...))

[Tiruin]

(( And then Tiruin complained about the lack of Fun during her activity time, and decided to create some of her own. Thus she tried cutting a metallic tree with an electro-sword while the group was standing tightly grouped in the dense forest of said trees. Such opportunities for area damage don't present themselves too often!

((The tree is metallic?!  ))

[Nikitian]

((@Caellath Hmmm, sort of. Well, there is also that plan Milno proposed about jumping on Mason and taking the manipulator off his hands as soon as he finishes his current experiment. If everything goes smoothly, he has good chances of surviving.

@Tiruin

... "wood" which has the consistency of pure metallic sodium.

))

[Tiruin]

@Tiruin

... "wood" which has the consistency of pure metallic sodium.

))

((FFFFF- Highly reactive!

Erp.))

[Orb]

((Oh wow. We have Travis firing at a team mate while Maurice is trying to stop him. We have Mason trying to melt a tree. We have Faith trying to cut down a razor sharp tree, potentially falling on someone. We have Feyri trying to electrocute a metal tree, which may I mention that the branches branch out and get increasingly small. So the current could be carried from tree to tree, as we don't know how far the branches go. Along with a plethora of other dangerous actions.

Something tells me the reason why Piecewise is not updating is not, because he's in Canada, but because he's trying to figure out the best way to cause as much mayhem and destruction as possible))

[Tiruin]

((Oh wow. We have Travis firing at a team mate while Maurice is trying to stop him. We have Mason trying to melt a tree. We have Faith trying to cut down a razor sharp tree, potentially falling on someone. We have Feyri trying to electrocute a metal tree, which may I mention that the branches branch out and get increasingly small. So the current could be carried from tree to tree, as we don't know how far the branches go. Along with a plethora of other dangerous actions.

Something tells me the reason why Piecewise is not updating is not, because he's in Canada, but because he's trying to figure out the best way to cause as much mayhem and destruction as possible))

((I'm glad I know my chemistry. Hello conductive trees! Good thing nobody is holding pieces in their hands!))

[Nikitian]

((Oh wow. We have Travis firing at a team mate while Maurice is trying to stop him. We have Mason trying to melt a tree. We have Faith trying to cut down a razor sharp tree, potentially falling on someone. We have Feyri trying to electrocute a metal tree, which may I mention that the branches branch out and get increasingly small. So the current could be carried from tree to tree, as we don't know how far the branches go. Along with a plethora of other dangerous actions.

Something tells me the reason why Piecewise is not updating is not, because he's in Canada, but because he's trying to figure out the best way to cause as much mayhem and destruction as possible))

((I'm glad I know my chemistry. Hello conductive trees! Good thing nobody is holding pieces in their hands!))

(( Oh wait! Shi- ))

[Tiruin]

"You know, I'd be perfectly surprised if these trees light up like a firework when I cut em."

((Sodium-type vapor lamps, anyone? 
Also, why doesn't anyone wet the trees? They need water.  ))

[Caellath]

((People are holding pieces of trees in their hands and some of them are poking the trees. Ok, Feyri may be a casualty after she accidentally kills part of the team.))

[Tiruin]

((People are holding pieces of trees in their hands and some of them are poking the trees. Ok, Feyri may be a casualty after she accidentally kills part of the team.))

((Nope.

While Sodium is a conductor, know that unless in pure form, it won't conduct electricity that well. Also, Add water + trees everyone!))

[Remalle]

(I feel like there should be a mildly ironic drumroll leading up to the next turn.  Slapstick sound effects optional.)

edit: (I'm now imagining slide whistles and sad trombones as every single member of the squad epically fails.  Then all the consequences heterodyne and everybody dies except for the guide, who just shakes his head, sighs, and heads home, leaving ten mangled corpses behind him.  Wait, no.  He understates something, possibly with a stereotyped accent, possibly a catchphrase ("Ay caramba, rookies, eh!"), before turning his back to the camera and walking away.  The shot freezes, the text "Einsteinian Roulette!" flashes on the screen in yellow, and the credits roll as the studio audience laughs and cheers.

Wow, glad I got that bizarre tangent out of my system.)

[Orb]

((I just realized, blood has water in it. And there's going to be a lot of blood in a moment))