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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3979622 times)

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4785 on: July 05, 2012, 01:34:15 pm »

"Which smartass, bro?  That doesn't narrow it down."
"The one who set fire to the building and is trying to save the man you crushed against the wall from the disaster he caused."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4786 on: July 05, 2012, 01:39:49 pm »

"Got it, broham!"

Assist Kyle in his efforts.  Leave booze sitting in street for now.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4787 on: July 05, 2012, 01:40:41 pm »

((In case Piecewise and others miss it, I edited my action))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4788 on: July 05, 2012, 01:51:03 pm »

((How romantic, Jim's bringing a long metal pole back for Feyri.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4789 on: July 05, 2012, 02:09:03 pm »

((How romantic, Jim's bringing a long metal pole back for Feyri.))
((I call that declaration of intentions.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4790 on: July 05, 2012, 02:09:31 pm »

((How romantic, Jim's bringing a long metal pole back for Feyri.))
((I call that declaration of intentions.))
((I call polearm!

Yay conventional weaponry!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4791 on: July 05, 2012, 02:15:18 pm »

Thank you.
Run for the unconscious man, and get him out of the house. If someone is already helping him, get into the house to retrive the medical supplies Thrak mentioned; slay the dog if it stands in my way or threatens the rescue of the man.
Thrak, once more, where did you see the medicine cabinets?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4792 on: July 05, 2012, 02:21:35 pm »

((I edited my action due to Nikitian's and the fact the group needs to stay together. The exception being if Milno takes off into the skies, of course.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4793 on: July 05, 2012, 02:39:37 pm »

(Speaking in meta terms, I'm pretty sure our target is in one of the houses Orb called. Probably traced the call and sent the dog out to check.)

If Ivan fails to knock the door down...

"Allow me." Jim pushed past Ivan and punched the door down, then headed inside to find the occupants.

If he does knock it down...

Jim followed Ivan in and took a quick look around for occupants, valuables, and weaponry.

"We've had some trouble on this side too. Mesk kicked a girl's parents in front of her to spy-check. Killed the mother, might've killed the father. I had to kill a guy myself to save Ivan from getting filled with buckshot," Jim responded to Milno only. "I'll do that for you. As much as I hate to say it I guess I'll have to ask you to have Steve shut me down temporarily if he gets me. Maybe five to ten minutes; long enough for him to move on to someone else, anyway."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4794 on: July 05, 2012, 02:43:33 pm »

((This would be so much easier if you guys had a flamethrower))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4795 on: July 05, 2012, 02:47:29 pm »

((Someone really should design a sparkthrower gun to quickly and efficiently light things on fire from a distance. It'd just be so much more efficient than burning everything down by hand. :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4796 on: July 05, 2012, 02:48:22 pm »

(Are you listening, PyroDesu? Irony has a job for you. :3)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4797 on: July 05, 2012, 02:50:50 pm »

You break away from Jim's group and head back to the house you were just in. You dig a big bottle of isopropyl alcohol out of your advanced kit and start soaking the carpet, couches and drapes before stuffing a bit of cloth into the bottle and lighting the cloth with your torch. You toss the makeshift Molotov over your shoulder as you walk out of the house and proceed next door as the 31st house bursts into flame.
(Forget Kickboxing Doctor, I'm now Molotov Medic.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4798 on: July 05, 2012, 02:57:50 pm »

Follow Jim and be helpful.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: #1 producer of mentally scarred orphans
« Reply #4799 on: July 05, 2012, 02:58:28 pm »

Follow Jim and be helpful.
((So much space open for GM intepretation...))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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