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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3991377 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4350 on: June 26, 2012, 06:52:07 pm »

((Rubble? There were some chunks of rebar I could use. Also, this will either work and be awesome, or fail and be hilarious.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4351 on: June 26, 2012, 07:05:18 pm »


"W-What?!" Faith sputtered incredulously. "I'm the good guy, remember?! Your precious lifesaving doctor! Here, let me doctor you right now."

Continue doctoring Lukas' brain worms and dislocated shoulder.
[Med:1+1]
Uhhhh hmmm. How do you do fix head injuries again? Amputate? No...no thats not it...

Lukas panics as Faith approaches him. "No! Get away from me! Here, I am already fixed."

Lukas bashes his shoulder against the rock again.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4352 on: June 26, 2012, 07:29:43 pm »

In case any one is wondering why I'm not replying quite as much today, it's because I'm working on the next mission. It's one of those missions where I'm not sure if you'll breeze through it or all end up dead. Hard to tell.
((Aw hell. Not that Faith'll be in any condition to go anyway.))

[Med:1+1]
Uhhhh hmmm. How do you do fix head injuries again? Amputate? No...no thats not it...
((Medical bonuses are useful after all! Boy would my face have been red! :P From embarrassment, not... well also the other thing, but mainly embarrassment.))


Give up and dejectedly film nice scenery.
(Yeah, pretty much everyone is gonna be incapacitated for the next mission. Thomas is smashed and dead, Faith is gutshot and broken, lukas is concussed, broken and dislocated, may is a triple amputee, but cog, milno and E are all fine. 30% of the original crews are still completely uninjured, amazingly, and one of them was pretty damn close to the ground zero of that star when it started.)
 
You swing your helmet cam around in nice, gentle arcs, taking in all the lovely...uh...burnt forests and ruin laden rivers, and the natural wildlife. That natural wildlife of course being various injured men in spacesuits. Come to think of it, smoldering ruins pretty much are the natural environment of the HMRC.

"Dammit."

Attach a bunch of rubble together to create a sled.
You grab a few largish pieces of supercrete and push them together into a roughly sled shaped lump, but now you need to find a way to fasten them together.


"W-What?!" Faith sputtered incredulously. "I'm the good guy, remember?! Your precious lifesaving doctor! Here, let me doctor you right now."

Continue doctoring Lukas' brain worms and dislocated shoulder.
[Med:1+1]
Uhhhh hmmm. How do you do fix head injuries again? Amputate? No...no thats not it...

Lukas panics as Faith approaches him. "No! Get away from me! Here, I am already fixed."

Lukas bashes his shoulder against the rock again.
[med:3] You slam your shoulder into the rock again. It slides in just far enough to crush your nerves before popping back out. [end:5] You smile with gritted teeth. "Yep...all better!" You say as you swing the limp arm around in a lack luster attempt to demonstrate just how "all better" it is.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4353 on: June 26, 2012, 07:42:17 pm »

((You can do it guys!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4354 on: June 26, 2012, 07:45:49 pm »

Lukas realized that he probably would be unable to hold a weapon, or anything else, for the remainder of the mission. He felt completely useless as all he had achieved so far was getting hurt. "You know what? Maybe I can't go with you guys to find that artifact after all. Both my arms are busted so I can't hold a weapon. I will probably just be in your way. Maybe I should just wait for the pickup." Lukas sighed and sat down on the nearest boulder. "Fuck this."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4355 on: June 26, 2012, 08:58:15 pm »

"What kind of weapon do you have? If you don't need it I could certainly use it."

Find some pieces of rebar. Use them to stick my sled together, using my lazer rifle to weld them together if need be.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4356 on: June 26, 2012, 09:05:37 pm »

Milno facepalms at the sickening crush and the trouble he is hearing through the comms.
"Sigh. Poking pole girl and rubble man, I guess it'll be the three of us against whatever they may have to throw at us.
"

Move to Lukas' position. If the GM decides to use quick-travel, drag him to the point where May, Thomas and E are.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4357 on: June 26, 2012, 09:22:04 pm »

"Rubble man. Nice ring to it."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4358 on: June 26, 2012, 09:37:24 pm »

"What kind of weapon do you have? If you don't need it I could certainly use it."

Find some pieces of rebar. Use them to stick my sled together, using my lazer rifle to weld them together if need be.

"Yeah, you can use it if you want. Just try not to waste any ammo if it ain't necessary."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4359 on: June 26, 2012, 09:38:44 pm »

"Thanks man. I'll give it back later, if I can."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4360 on: June 26, 2012, 09:42:53 pm »

((By the way, it is a crystalline projector, in case you wonder))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4361 on: June 26, 2012, 09:48:24 pm »

Check on the amount of remaining MFM ammunition.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4362 on: June 26, 2012, 10:02:26 pm »

Check rounds of weapon left.

"Who's poking pole girl?"

Empyrean looked around at the burning landscape, the various indigenous suited creatures, the leashless river tearing through target alpha, and the nearly limbless creature near her feet.

"I am pleased to report the neutralization of the AAAs, albeit by a less pleasing method. Uh. So, what's next?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4363 on: June 26, 2012, 10:08:51 pm »

Milno keeps walking towards Lukas to drag him away from the female torturer who calls herself a doctor.
"Now we wait, of course. Unless you want to take a dive at that river and get into the vault alone."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Oh shi-
« Reply #4364 on: June 27, 2012, 01:35:54 am »

"What kind of weapon do you have? If you don't need it I could certainly use it."

Find some pieces of rebar. Use them to stick my sled together, using my lazer rifle to weld them together if need be.
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Using your laser rifle and some rebar and metal scrap you manage to cobble together a rough sled shape out of the bits of debris. Yay! You also manage to weld your left hand directly to the middle of said sled. Less yay.

Milno facepalms at the sickening crush and the trouble he is hearing through the comms.
"Sigh. Poking pole girl and rubble man, I guess it'll be the three of us against whatever they may have to throw at us.
"

Move to Lukas' position. If the GM decides to use quick-travel, drag him to the point where May, Thomas and E are.
You walk all the way back to Lukas and ask him to come with you, secure in the knowledge that if he says no you can always just put him in a head lock and drag him with you.

Check on the amount of remaining MFM ammunition.
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Check rounds of weapon left.

"Who's poking pole girl?"

Empyrean looked around at the burning landscape, the various indigenous suited creatures, the leashless river tearing through target alpha, and the nearly limbless creature near her feet.

"I am pleased to report the neutralization of the AAAs, albeit by a less pleasing method. Uh. So, what's next?"
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