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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3981745 times)

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2220 on: May 06, 2012, 11:54:24 pm »

Milno looks forward and grins. Well, it may be fun.
"Ok, I am going in. Pull me out in thirty seconds if I freeze in place."
Milno first passes his mechanic arm inside the clearing, then if nothing happens, he enters it.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2012, 09:36:48 am by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2221 on: May 06, 2012, 11:57:05 pm »

If Milno freezes: Jim waits approximately thirty seconds, then hauls Milno out. If not, he checks his body for wireless connections to see if he can send texts and e-mail and stuff while he waits.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2222 on: May 07, 2012, 12:30:09 am »

((Leaving for some sleep. I hope shit does not happen.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2223 on: May 07, 2012, 02:39:30 am »

"...while they're dicking about, I have an idea.  Faith, can I borrow your razor?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2224 on: May 07, 2012, 10:01:09 am »

This RTD is amazing.

Name:Cog Anrizkalur
Age:17
Gender:Male
Appearance:7' 150lbs, covered in scars of varying size and shape.
Personal information: Even from an early age, Cog has always loved to tinker. Whether it be a toaster, microwave, or rifle, Cog will take it apart and make it more killy. Unfortunatley he spent most of his time in his workshop, and isn't very good with people.
Reason assigned to HMRC: Arrested for Possesion of an Unresgisted Firearm, Unlawful Modification of a Firearm, and Unlawful Discharge of a Modified Firearm.
Stats:
Strength: 3 
Dexterity: 3
Endurance: 4
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 5
Willpower:4
Skills:Intuition 2, Handiwork 3
Profession:Technician
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2225 on: May 07, 2012, 10:01:57 am »

Be dead and bored.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2226 on: May 07, 2012, 10:12:31 am »

"Oh, so that's what he was doing!" Milno cried. He then set his rifle for a high intensity and low diffusion and then attempted to take a sample of the fungus using it.
((You are not Milno.))
The REAL Milno proceeds to nonchalantly get whatever was inside the clearing where Faith tried to rape, murder and eat children. He also uses one of his monoatomic razors to get a nice piece of the fungus thing. Then he goes to where Jim is and stands behind him to wait for the results of his acid trip.
((Damn it. Meant to say "That's what Milno was doing." Left computer, then that happened.))
Thomas pockets the sample, then walks over to Milno and Jim.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2227 on: May 07, 2012, 10:45:31 am »

Be (Nearly) dead and bored.
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You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2228 on: May 07, 2012, 10:46:12 am »

This RTD is amazing.
((Yes, it is. Just read through it?))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2229 on: May 07, 2012, 10:50:02 am »

((Most of it.))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2230 on: May 07, 2012, 10:57:28 am »

((Most of it.))
((So, how far have you managed to read? Did you go through the first mission? It has Feyri powersliding under the sentinel as the high point.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2231 on: May 07, 2012, 11:00:52 am »

((Just noted the title and piecewise's sig. IronyOwl is now famous.  :P

Also, bomb time?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2232 on: May 07, 2012, 12:05:36 pm »

((Most of it.))
((So, how far have you managed to read? Did you go through the first mission? It has Feyri powersliding under the sentinel as the high point.))
((Also, me trying to fly.))
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You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2233 on: May 07, 2012, 12:58:22 pm »

Milno looks forward and grins. Well, it may be fun.
"Ok, I am going in. Pull me out in thirty seconds if I freeze in place."
Milno first passes his mechanic arm inside the clearing, then if nothing happens, he enters it.
You stick your arm inside the clearing and nothing happens so you walk on in. Nothing seems to happen either. Hmm. [Intuition:5] All the other clearings had some sort of object in their center and the thing you saw when you entered them was directly related to that object. Maybe this clearing needs an object to function?

If Milno freezes: Jim waits approximately thirty seconds, then hauls Milno out. If not, he checks his body for wireless connections to see if he can send texts and e-mail and stuff while he waits.
You seem to have the capacity for wireless connections, but they don't seem to work, at least not in here.

This RTD is amazing.

Name:Cog Anrizkalur
Age:17
Gender:Male
Appearance:7' 150lbs, covered in scars of varying size and shape.
Personal information: Even from an early age, Cog has always loved to tinker. Whether it be a toaster, microwave, or rifle, Cog will take it apart and make it more killy. Unfortunatley he spent most of his time in his workshop, and isn't very good with people.
Reason assigned to HMRC: Arrested for Possesion of an Unresgisted Firearm, Unlawful Modification of a Firearm, and Unlawful Discharge of a Modified Firearm.
Stats:
Strength: 3 
Dexterity: 3
Endurance: 4
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 5
Willpower:4
Skills:Intuition 2, Handiwork 3
Profession:Technician
Got it. Feel free to wander about in the "on ship" thread and fuck about till a mission comes up. A few of the guys back on the ship are actively building their own custom weapons and then realizing how poor they really are.

((Just noted the title and piecewise's sig. IronyOwl is now famous.  :P

Also, bomb time?))
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Be (Nearly) dead and bored.
Be dead and bored.
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Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2234 on: May 07, 2012, 01:05:36 pm »

((Oh ow.))

Milno did not try to throw the piece of fungus growth at the middle of the clearing.

((Modifying my action.))
« Last Edit: May 07, 2012, 01:09:13 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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