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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3980794 times)

Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2190 on: May 06, 2012, 02:20:14 pm »

Inspect the effects of cutting on the sample and the remaining fungus.  If the fungus is still moving, let it be, but if it's dead, take the whole thing.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2191 on: May 06, 2012, 02:39:54 pm »

Jim entered the clearing. If nothing happened, he'd take the hoe.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2192 on: May 06, 2012, 03:17:14 pm »

Thomas turns the dials, and fires experimentally, trying to find out what they do.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2193 on: May 06, 2012, 03:45:48 pm »

Inspect the effects of cutting on the sample and the remaining fungus.  If the fungus is still moving, let it be, but if it's dead, take the whole thing.
The effect of cutting appears to be that 1. A piece has been cut off and 2.that the cutting with high intensity chemical lasers causes burning of organic tissue. Astounding.

The fleshy thing is indeed still moving.

Jim entered the clearing. If nothing happened, he'd take the hoe.
You enter the clearing and the world changes to that of a plowed field under a massive red sun at high noon. Budding alien plants are just starting to push their way up from the mounts between the furrows.

Thomas turns the dials, and fires experimentally, trying to find out what they do.
You waste some battery power but find out that the knobs control the intensity of the laser and how fast it diffuses.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2194 on: May 06, 2012, 03:53:18 pm »

"Oh, so that's what he was doing!" Milno cried. He then set his rifle for a high intensity and low diffusion and then attempted to take a sample of the fungus using it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2195 on: May 06, 2012, 03:55:19 pm »

Let's check this shit out. Jim crouched by one of the plants and touched it, wondering if his fingers actually had any sort of sensory input that would tell him the texture of the plant.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2196 on: May 06, 2012, 04:25:38 pm »

"Oh, so that's what he was doing!" Milno cried. He then set his rifle for a high intensity and low diffusion and then attempted to take a sample of the fungus using it.
((You are not Milno.))
The REAL Milno proceeds to nonchalantly get whatever was inside the clearing where Faith tried to rape, murder and eat children. He also uses one of his monoatomic razors to get a nice piece of the fungus thing. Then he goes to where Jim is and stands behind him to wait for the results of his acid trip.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2197 on: May 06, 2012, 04:32:01 pm »

"Well, I'm done here."
Head back to the shuttle with my alien gizmo and fungus sample, wait for my teammates.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2198 on: May 06, 2012, 04:34:43 pm »

Head to shuttle, wait for teammates.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2199 on: May 06, 2012, 05:38:59 pm »

"Oh, so that's what he was doing!" Milno cried. He then set his rifle for a high intensity and low diffusion and then attempted to take a sample of the fungus using it.
You attempt to cut a bit of the creature off using your laser, and indeed carve a bit of it off, burning most of it in the process.

"Oh, so that's what he was doing!" Milno cried. He then set his rifle for a high intensity and low diffusion and then attempted to take a sample of the fungus using it.
((You are not Milno.))
The REAL Milno proceeds to nonchalantly get whatever was inside the clearing where Faith tried to rape, murder and eat children. He also uses one of his monoatomic razors to get a nice piece of the fungus thing. Then he goes to where Jim is and stands behind him to wait for the results of his acid trip.
You fly into the clearing and grab one of the rocks from the pile. Yep. It's a rock. A smooth, oval shaped black rock about 4 inches long, to be exact, but still, a rock.

Let's check this shit out. Jim crouched by one of the plants and touched it, wondering if his fingers actually had any sort of sensory input that would tell him the texture of the plant.
You bend down and touch one of the plants, rubbing one of the broad leaves between your fingers. It feels vaguely rubbery and smooth. The plant itself is some sort of vine thing with large, dark purple leaves.

"Well, I'm done here."
Head back to the shuttle with my alien gizmo and fungus sample, wait for my teammates.
Head to shuttle, wait for teammates.
You head to the ship and wait for your teammates (to stop fucking around).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2200 on: May 06, 2012, 05:46:59 pm »

Greet Faith and the other guy at the shuttle.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2201 on: May 06, 2012, 05:59:10 pm »

(("Nonchalantly get what was inside the clearing" means hovering and getting the things inside the clearing.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2202 on: May 06, 2012, 06:11:11 pm »

(("Nonchalantly get what was inside the clearing" means hovering and getting the things inside the clearing.))
Make sure to say you hover next time then :P

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2203 on: May 06, 2012, 06:12:52 pm »

Jim decides to see if messing with the plants will take him out of the illusion, and if so, if the bit of plant will come with him. He rips it out.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2204 on: May 06, 2012, 06:16:51 pm »

Milno flies out of the clearing, leaving the rock, and proceeds to get a piece of the living fungus growth with his razor before moving behind Jim and waiting for the results of his trip.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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